1. I don't care if my friends are black, because none of them are as black as me.

2. Don't panic when you cheat. If you catch it, pretend.

3. I am trying to lose weight every day except during meals, and you still say that I have no perseverance?

4. Actually, I'm not virtuous at all. I just have nothing to do at all.

5. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

6. Come on, you are the worst. Come on, you are the fattest. Come on, you are the poorest.

7. If my face is a hybrid, at most, it is a hybrid of Vietnam helping Cambodia.

8. God, my clothes have lost weight again!

9. Others come out of amniotic fluid, and I may come out of ink.

1, don't miss elder sister, elder sister took off makeup and asked you to vomit blood.

11. Being shameless more often is called excellent psychological quality.

12. I have little income, but I consume so many calories.

13. A woman without talent is virtue. I must be too wicked.

14. I feel so unfortunate that the world is so big to know you.

15. The reason why I am single is that I like someone. I like someone now.

16. There are many people who despise me. Who are you?

17. I am not abandoned by the society, but the society simply has no time to talk to me.

18. Heroes don't ask for a way out, while hooligans don't look at their age.

19. A bad friend who has been with you for a long time is better than countless dog friends.

2, a walk and a stop, really stylish, one card per second, so chic.

21. I'm tired of this non-millionaire life.

22. My mud is well spread, so I don't need your help.

23. I thought I was decadent. Today, I realized that my morning paper was scrapped.

24. The famous flower I love is taken. It's terrible to love me.

25. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

26. For many people, a haircut is tantamount to disfigurement!

27. A hero has no good wife, but a lazy man marries a cuttlefish.

28. I am not single. I have a girl with a hard disk.

29. One is more dangerous to wear and one is safer to grow.

3, acne is nothing, that's your lovely bubble.

31. I don't want fierce Zhang Fei, and I don't lose likui jy. I dug coal in Xishan and worked as a thief in Dongshan.

32. My friends who played hide-and-seek at night couldn't find me. In the end, I won.

33. You said you would wait for me to come back, but you did, and you found someone to wait with.

34. Close my eyes and I see my future.

35. What's a joke? That's what I'm telling you now.

36. It's not terrible to drop the net, but it's terrible to drop one array at a time.

37. I am grateful for my eyes. No matter how small and narrow they are, I can see them. Sunrise, sunset, flowers bloom and flowers fade.

38. I fell down the stairs today, but it didn't hurt at all. Fortunately, there was so much meat on it.

39. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

4. Without toads, swans will be lonely.

41, big head, thick neck, stupid as a pig!

42. Because of your expression, I angrily had an appetite and moved from the canteen to the toilet.

43. If you are squatting in the coal pile, you can only poke it with a stick. The soft one is me, and the hard one is coal.

44. When I am drunk, I refuse to obey anyone, so I will hold the wall.

45. Raise your hand if you love me, and stand on your head if you don't love me.

46. I have a small mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

47. I have a cough. Did you miss me?

48. Thank those who knocked me down. It's really comfortable to lie down.

49. Hard work may not be successful, but it must be easy not to work hard.

5. Lie down and sleep where you fall.

51. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up.

52. I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

53, Shushan has a diligent path, only blaming you for not having a rich life.

54, live well, every day has a new blow.

55, the world is not against you, the world is just too lazy to talk to you!

56. Sleep until your hand cramps, and count the money until you wake up naturally.

57. I always treat beauty and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

58. Listen to your words and save me ten books!

59, I want to puppy love, but it's already late.

6. If you want to go, I won't stop you. If you want to die, I will help you!

61. Thank you for your indifference and knowing my romantic feelings.

62. Go your own way and let others talk! Eat your own food and let others spit it out!

63. I had a heart for learning, but I failed my course.

64. As long as I work hard, there is nothing I can't screw up.

65, put down your posture, I am the master of my road.

66. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

67. I like going out at night, which is a drifting feeling.

68. I can't solve any problems as long as money can solve them.

69. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will make the sea laugh.

7. Everything is difficult at the beginning, then in the middle, and finally. 219 personality signature is funny

1. Don't say that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to talk to you.

2. It's not difficult for the dirty hands to be wet, but the hard part is that the dirty quilt is wet!

3. Whenever I see someone pretending to force me, I always bow my head silently. It's not that I'm good, but that I'm looking for bricks.

4. There are three things to make life easier: parents' hugs, lovers' kisses and friends' support.

5. Youth is a heavy rain. Even if you catch a cold, I hope to shower it again later.

6. Some people actually laughed at my cowardice in front of me. They are too brave, so I envy them.

7. I have a good figure, fat but not greasy. Not everyone has such a good figure.

8. which is better for unlocking and unblocking? China, grab a wall.

9. I recorded a sentence "I am handsome, I am handsome" on my mobile phone and set it as an alarm bell. I feel that I am awakened by myself every day.

1. Mom said, "Chris Lee is a bit like a girl.

11. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of being mentally ill is to have a brain.

12. God gave you a face. Laughter must be done by yourself.

13. One day, you will say something that makes you sad with a smile.

14. The world is bigger than the mind you lack.

15. Don't always make me cold like a dish.

16. Wolves roam the world and eat meat; Dogs run the world and eat shit.

17. The male gods like those with small breasts. Diaosi likes big breasts.

18. My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

19. Did you pour some coke in a red wine glass and then drink it gracefully?

2. I'm most afraid of chatting and you suddenly don't reply to my message. I wonder if you are dead? Are you still breathing?

21, I just want to fly, fly in my sky, I know you will be by my side.

22, if there is an afterlife, I want to be a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

23. The freshmen are getting acquainted; The younger brother of the second day fell in love; It's time for the senior high school entrance examination in grade three.

24. Even if I am a street vendor, I won't work for you, an evil capitalist.

25. There is only one thing. We have a tacit understanding. If you don't contact me, I won't contact you.

26. I finally know why the military training should turn left and right, because it will get a uniform sun.

27. People who don't like me are often of low quality.

28. I don't know when, but I was the only one making faces when the photo was posted.

29. When we are together, 1314 is a lifetime. After breaking up, 1314 is a lifetime death.

3. It turned out that Superman died like this. The weather was so cold that he flew and died of cold.

31. Don't be a woman in the next life by Chen Rui and a man in the next life by Xin Yi. Comments: Don't be a man in the next life.

32. Holding the sun and the moon to pick the stars, there is no such person as me.

33. I can't sing out of tune. I just like to sing my own tune.

34. If there is an opportunity this winter, let me hug you.

35. I'm afraid you won't be able to hold on to what belongs to me.

36. Don't climb, don't compete, and don't be angry with animals.

37. When writing political papers, I feel like a liar.

38. Everyone has done obscene things; When you are playing computer, parents go to the computer and always cut to the desktop to refresh.

39. An immature man can't give a woman happiness. Well, I'll wait for you to mature.

4. I heard that you got along well afterwards, but I still like you who is otherwise.

41. I don't know what retention is. I only know that people who love me won't leave.

42. My expectations are a little less than at first, and my love is a little lighter than at first.

43. Even if the teacher talks about wool, Xueba can knit it into a sweater.

44. Don't rob me. Although I can't play coquetry, I can wrestle.

45. Maturity is for strangers, and naivety is for people you love most.

46. It is said that people in Hyun Dance have good figure. I tell you, if you scamper like that every day, you will be thin.

47. It's not negotiable to provoke me, Logger Vick, and beat you.

48. You can watch my world, but you can't speak.

49. Hey, demo! Say you're fat and you're out of breath.

5. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

51. Keep your initial warmth and sunshine, which is what attracted me most at the beginning.

52. Please marry the boy who alt+f during the game for you.

53. The girl said what to do if I am pregnant and give birth to a baby. The boy seriously said that it's okay to have a baby and the three of us will go to kindergarten together.

54. Please find out the repetition of this sentence: Do you like me?

55. I stumbled and understood a lot, but I was reluctant but helpless.

56. If you don't have a girlfriend, you are a good citizen. If you have a girlfriend, you will be released on bail pending trial. When you are engaged, you will be under residential surveillance. After marriage, you will be sentenced to life imprisonment!

57. Living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Monkey Brother, dreaming!

58. Actually, do you know how much I love looking at you? It hurts to lose sight of your coquettish bitch-like sister every day.

59. When I was a child, I thought that good people were rewarded, but now I know that good people are laughed at.

6. In summer, many people on campus dress so dangerously, but grow so safe!

61. That woman looks good at a glance. If you look at it carefully, you might as well have a quick look.

62. Making money is a kind of ability, and spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is very high.

63. It's ridiculous that the man who keeps saying that he loves me has become someone else's lover.

64. When I was a child, Tang Wanru's words shocked me. Please don't put sugar in honey water, because I am afraid of being fat.

65. It's not me who is persistent and single-minded, but I only treat you.

66. When I was a child, I thought that the topic of+was always difficult, so I answered it casually. Now I know that it is equal to, and I think I have grown up.

67. Looking forward to the summer vacation at school and the start of school at home.

68. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with low self-esteem can't be saved. I think I can save it!

69. I usually start laughing after getting angry for a while. In fact, I want to be cool and ignore people, but I can't hold back.

7. Xueba's blood is hidden in my body. I order you to break the seal in the name of Xueba.

71. If you ever have a crush on a girl, I will come to propose for you. You shouldn't just slaughter her, but you should only kill her.

72. I accidentally ate a pencil and had to swallow another eraser.

73. I want to find a handsome guy quickly! Otherwise, the good cabbage will be arched by pigs!

74. Your looks and IQ are quite impressive.

75, the teacher said, who said he was sick, then you are incurable mental illness.

76, you are not really happy, your smile is the protective color you wear.

77. Some people, like kites, can't come back once they are disconnected.

78. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig.

79. Keep it to yourself if you have anything, and don't let others suffer with you.

8. It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

81. Gold always shines, but you piece of glass slag can only reflect light.

82. I haven't heard anyone blowing a cow so fresh and refined for a long time.

83. If one day we are not together, we should live and be happy as we are together, which is the greatest happiness.

84. I want to be Xia in my next life, so I'll be Xia Ke. TM, I'll see which teacher dares to ask me questions.

85. When love goes bad, the person who should go will still go and never look back.

86. I don't mind scolding you at ordinary times. I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

87. If a man calls you back while playing a game, marry him!

88. I'll tell you a secret secretly. In fact, there is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, it is the first kiss every day.

89. I swear I'll cut off my hand if I look at my mobile phone again, and I found out that I am Guanyin with a thousand hands.

9. If you can only choose between your girlfriend and Wan, how long do you think you will pretend to think about it?

91. Come on, you are living like a ghost fire and trying to illuminate others?

92. Raise your hand if you want to visit Meituan Taobao whenever you are bored. I want to see how many people are like me.

93. I am persistent all the way.