1. As long as you have classes in mind, you will not be skipping classes wherever you go.

2. The effect of contraception is that if it fails, you will become a "person".

3. Use bullets to knock down enemies and Erguotou to knock down brothers.

4. Having acne proves that I am still young, which is better than your menopause.

5. Today’s men are becoming more and more feminine.

6. If you are thin, you can match anything. If you are fat, you can match it with anything.

7. Even if my sister doesn’t want the man, you still want to let me have it.

8. Happiness is when the cat eats the fish, the dog gnaws the bones, and I sleep.

9. If I say you are a fool, I will praise you.

10. The sun is warmed by me, and the brightness is polished by me.

11. If I hadn’t been able to beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

12. In a country where shit defeats beetles, only by selling shit can you succeed.

13. The reason why people suffer is that they pursue the wrong things.

14. Once you act cute, the word "cute" becomes a derogatory term.

15. For the sake of a better future, there is no point in suffering a little now.

16. You are the only one who keeps me in my heart for three minutes.

17. I am not a vicious person, but I am also forced to be very scheming.

18. I have learned nothing in these years, and I have learned to be a gangster.

19. You have the nerve to lie to me, but I don’t believe it.

20. There are times when a young man is brilliant, and there are times when he falls.

21. The only feeling I have for you now is that I have no feelings at all.

22. Kindness means that when others starve, I will not complain when I eat meat.

23. It’s not just time that passes in the blink of an eye.

24. Laugh when you are happy, and smile again later when you are unhappy.

25. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

26. I don’t need any tricks to flirt with you. Routines are reserved for ugly people.

27. Before I could grow up, I was forced to become pale in the blink of an eye.

28. I want to have a love with you from school uniform to wedding dress.

29. If you give me a comment, I will be happy for at least three months.

30. I don’t even have a life anymore. Where can I find an emotional career?

31. In the summer of separation, sweetness serves as the prelude and sadness serves as the ending.

32. My heart is full of you, how can you let me feel sad.

33. Many things are somewhere between not being aggrieved and being hypocritical.

34. Please don’t use your coquettishness to seduce my man.

35. My sister never speaks human words, what she always talks about is myths.

36. The fact that I like you is too direct and there is no way to turn around.

37. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my appearance.

38. That person looks good. How should I put it? The pixels are relatively low.

39. In the eyes of fools, the wisdom of smart people is worthless.

40. No matter how sad you are, you must smile and say you are uncle.

41. Don’t ask me how I did in the exam, I can only say “scorched”.

42. If you can’t appreciate my beauty, please step aside.

43. When your hair reaches your waist, it only proves that your upper body is too short.

44. In the eyes of teachers, we are always the worst students!

45. You can laugh or cry, and you don’t necessarily need others to protect you.

46. Get out! You don't belong to my world, don't bother me!

47. When I look at the past without mercy, I still laugh with tears.

48. Hey! Good people don't live long, so I'll be a bad person.

49. One day I will send all the people I hate to heaven.

50. Now we are in the second generation, so IQ is nothing.

51. If you are affectionate, I am interested. When the light is turned off, I will go.

52. From now on, I believe I can do well alone.

53. The end of the road is still a road, as long as you are willing to walk.

54. The sky is deep, the eyes are blurry, and the days are too long!

55. You have always been a wandering beauty and a lover of loneliness.

56. Although I cannot save the world, I can harm the common people.

57. You, a terrible alien, come to earth to work for your career?

58. Are you tired? Just be tired, comfort is reserved for the dead.

59. Reality has raped the past, and the evil left behind is called memories.

60. The chance of meeting true love is smaller than the chance of meeting a ghost!

61. Others pair wine with movies, but I pair Coke with computer.

62. In fact, I look so insignificant in front of you.

63. Ouch, my God, why have my clothes shrunk again?

64. Homework is committing sins. Doing more homework is committing more sins.

65. Don’t be obsessed with papaya. Papaya breast enlargement is just a legend.

66. I will boil the cold water you poured over me and pour it back.

67. I spent most of my youth, but it turned out that I just played with him.

68. Don’t go that far. Who guarantees that you will survive until that day?

69 It won’t be too long to wait for someone. I will leave as soon as the sun goes down.

70. When I sit on your list, I exude handsomeness even without saying a word.

71. When it comes to gaining weight, if you have the ability, don’t focus on your waist, focus on your chest.

72. The hope of tomorrow will make us forget the pain of today.

73. I wish you will never be happy with anyone except me.

74. Disciples who do not want to betray their master are all incompetent disciples.

75. There are no unchanging promises, only endless lies.

76. But the world does not believe in tears, and no one understands her loneliness.

77. What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me!

78. Some things are innate and indelible.

79. Don’t blame me for being too crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

80. Don’t think that just because you’re wearing Smith Barney, you’re out of the ordinary.

81. I can show you what kind of me you like.

82. I use all my candies to exchange for your smile.

83. Each of us is someone, the love of our life.

84. It is said that if you hand in a blank paper, you will get three points, which is called a clean paper.

85. Have the ability! You will love me forever! You are awesome!

86. Brother, let me throw a brick first. If there is jade, just throw it over.

87. I am ambitious enough to meet anyone’s madness.

88. Most of the time, I am sleepy, and occasionally I am mean.

89. What is love in this world? The sage replied: "Trash.

90. I am not a rag collector. If you leave, don't come back.

91. I admit that I am a weak person and no longer assume anything about feelings.

92. I will help you solve the problems that Confucius could not solve!

93. I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

94. Look at your face, even if a spark hits your face, it will bounce back.

95. If you treat women as clothes, you will run naked sooner or later.

96. Love someone. You should always be prepared to run away with him.

97. If you look at someone else, I will think you are cheating. 98. No matter how awesome you are, why can’t you search on Baidu? It’s up to you.

99. I hope my name is the reason for you to reject others.

100. There is no obstacle that you cannot overcome, just get over it.

101. A girl like you is nothing short of a man!

102. On nights like this, I always think of you

103. Cherish what you get and pursue what you can’t get.

104. Mathematics is actually very simple, but it is difficult to distinguish.

105. If ugliness can be eaten, you can. 1.3 billion people.

106. The happiest thing is that you regard me as your angel. 107. Life is easy, but life is not easy. .

108. The 30-degree smile at the corner of your mouth cannot be found on Baidu.

109. The biggest rain I’ve ever been exposed to is that you don’t look back under the scorching sun.

110. When you ignore me, I always feel like you are on Malaysia Airlines.

111. It hurts my body, so don’t hit me.

112. My spirit has become much better since I got mentally ill!

113. I still remember the kiss we had in the dark alley

114. It’s been a thousand years. Fox, what are you doing for me?

115. Are you tired? Comfort is reserved for the dead.

116. How many words I love you, finally. It turns into I loved you.

117. You are so handsome and cool, you can go home and farm.

118. There is no shortage of dogs around me. If you need dog food, come to me.

119. I will work hard to save money and try to buy an ATM.