You earthlings are too dangerous. I want to get out of here quickly.
Sorry, I forgot, you don't need me at all, you have been bothering me.
Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.
5, men spend four flowers: first-class men have flowers outside their homes, second-class men look for flowers outside their homes, third-class men scratch around, and fourth-class men come home from work.
6. I will boil the cold water you spilled and pour it back to you.
7. As soon as you appeared, I thought it was a Halloween ghost.
8. If you want to succeed, you must work hard, and if you want to destroy yourself, you must be modest.
As a student, I hope the harder the topic, the better. I can't write it anyway. It is enough to learn to be a tyrant.
10, when I was born again, I lost my hand and chose the difficult mode, so I came to China.
1 1, my little world can't hold too much, only people who care about me and me.
12, you said that you are a genius, and I said that I am also a talent. You are no more than two of me.
13, the real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but to eat everywhere all your life.
14, single is not guilty, but it is not good to let others be single.
15, four happy events in the new life: chatting with friends, shopping with netizens, charging mobile phone bills, and making your lover happy.
16, now I find that streaking was so unrestrained when I was a child.
17, I never doubt that you are a beauty, I just doubt my aesthetics.
18, forget it, don't lose weight, do you love meat or not?
19, except that I have no advantages, others are not disadvantages.
20. There is a song called "You are my eyes". Why do I feel blind many times?
2 1. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness. I am disappointed because I have expectations.
22. As I take care of my heart more and more, I have less and less desire for the world.
Now, when I think of what you once said, my heart is full of pain.
24. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.
25. When the good things in life come, I think I will lose them.
In this realistic and cruel world, everyone is playing a different role.
27, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.
28. I have never been cheated, because no one has ever cheated me.
29, I want to see you a little lighter, a little lighter, until I can spit it out at a glance.
30. It is no problem to stop, and it has a purpose. For example, if you love, work hard, and if you don't love, you will resolutely leave.
They say that if you love someone too much, that person won't love you.
Never waste a minute thinking about people you don't like.
33. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.
34. When a woman is homesick, when she sees a handsome guy, she will want to chase him and become narcissistic.
Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is the morgue.
36. I have two dreams in my life: one is to dream all the time, and the other is not to wake up.
37, the four basic rules: drinking basically depends on delivery, smoking basically depends on supply, wages basically do not move, and wives basically do not need it.
Even if my sister is not beautiful, you will never catch up with her.
39. Novels are like fairy tales, and reality is like residue.
40. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?
4 1, maybe we haven't changed, but we are getting closer to our true selves.
42. Is there anything sad? Say it to make everyone happy.
I thought I was an expert in love, but I didn't expect you to be an old hand in love.
I said I love you to the sky, and it thundered.
If you lend a person too much money, you will turn him into a bad person.
46. I haven't heard anyone blow cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time.
47. You said that your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.
48. Love comes from the heart, but it is destroyed at will. Remember what love is like, don't lose your way for love.
Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of water to forget my feelings.
50. Next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.
5 1, I'm going to hang myself You fucking think I'm on a swing.
52. Let's miss the vigorous past and watch the long flowing water after the scenery.
53. Regret is an emotion that enervates the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake. So don't regret.
54. On the way to SB, I always mistakenly used the accelerator as a brake and accidentally rushed ahead.
55. You think you are my period. Come whenever you want, and leave whenever you want.
56. When you are brilliant, you are surrounded by friends. When you are down and out, you don't even have a dog.
57. Don't cut others' wounds easily, because others are watching the fun, but it is yourself who suffers.
58. The house and villa are nothing, and the grave is the eternal home.
59. I suddenly feel so tired that I want to let go of everything and calm down.
60. Play mobile phone in class. The deskmate said stop playing. I said I don't play with your mobile phone.
6 1, stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.
Please get to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.
63. There are monks flying in the sky and nuns chasing them underground.
Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
65. It turns out that this world is no match for time, and his joys and sorrows have been defeated by his men.
66. Few people in the world can stand the temptation of money, especially me. Try it if you don't believe me.
67, the four fools: love can not be hung up, no illness and no disaster to take medicine, the contract is invalid, looking at the phone giggle.
68. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster that is owed.
Don't hope, then you won't be disappointed.
70. Some things don't persist when you see hope, and if you persist, you will see hope.
7 1, risk, I bear it, I bear it. Hey, it's time for you to use the honey trap.
72. At least the human brain will be short-circuited, and I don't even have a power supply.
Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.
74. Rich people buy four generations of apples, while poor people buy four bags of apples.
75. Seize the time and live a quiet life. There will always be difficulties, but they will go.
76. When we are together, everyone is very happy, and there are always times when we are not happy.
77. I don't like sleeping with one woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.
78. What you have lost never really belongs to you, so you don't have to regret it.
79. Long-distance love is not to lose distance, but to give each other a space to think.
80. How much a man loves is a sign of crushing her.
8 1, I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.