The most domineering signature selection (1)
1) Don't say that people are mentally ill. If they have brain diseases, they must first have a brain.
2) It's best not to use your own photo as an avatar, which is unlucky to go offline.
3) The beginning of life is good. That was over a thousand years ago.
4) Humor is the impulse to laugh when crying.
5) The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.
6) Weibo has become a mistress, QQ is an old love, but MSN is still the main room.
7) Play a Qiong Yao style name and do what bin Laden did.
8) The biggest pain in life is that I didn't see the rainbow after the storm, and I caught a cold.
9) Whether you die or not, I am here waiting for you to die.
10) upper-class people always like to do something nasty.
1 1) I don't want to move or talk, so I don't move, even if China moves.
12) the crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still dismissed me.
13) Honesty will always bring you success, but it may be at the next stop.
14) Don't try to teach pigs to sing, it will not only lead to no results, but also make them unhappy.
15) I can't even hibernate without you.
The most domineering signature selection (2)
1) Life is like a candle, which shines from the top to the end.
2) Marble insoles should be shameless.
3) Going to work is to carry forward the spirit that dead mice are not afraid of cold.
4) Have you ever thought about the feeling of underwear when farting? Have you thought about it?
5) Don't mess with me, or I'll sit you down as a specimen.
6) This wind is really obscene, and it makes my lips dry.
7) nostalgia is not because of how good that era was, but because you were still young at that time.
8) God said to me: If there is a road in Shushan, do it first! There is no limit to learning, make eight-treasure porridge!
9) He knows that twisted melons are not sweet, but he doesn't like eating melons.
10) There is a kind of love called letting go of your hand and holding others' hand.
1 1) You can watch advertisements, but don't buy anything advertised.
12) Silence is soil, low-key is sand, and low-key silence is soil and sand.
13) spending money is as simple as taking a shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.
14) It's not me, it's your brain cells that are failing.
15) I have two dreams: one is to dream all my life; Second, I don't wake up.
The most domineering signature selection (3)
1) Let it be if you are unhappy. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach
2) Nothing is difficult in the world, if you put your mind to it.
It was not the alarm clock that woke me up in the morning, but the sigh of a little ant ten meters away.
4) Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen and ghosts love to listen.
5) I just want to hear you say: Baby, I can't live without you.
6) There is a kind of trouble, which is often more troublesome than when a woman comes to her period.
7) I'm not a fucking iron man. I'll get tired if I take the initiative for a long time.
8) Sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up.
9) Time has changed us and bid farewell to simplicity.
10) I can't find the direction of friendship and can't see the appearance of love clearly.
1 1) When I sing, the wolf comes. When you sing, the wolf runs away!
12) There is a number that you always remember, but you have never called or sent a text message.
13) Please forgive my clumsy writing and my inability to write sweet words.
14) What is the most annoying thing? When playing computer, there is a child beside me.
15) Try to find your own way.
16) The most painful feeling is not being lovelorn, but that when I gave my heart to you, you were deceiving me.
17) shout, sing, play and be crazy with me.
18) Successful people influence others, while unsuccessful people are influenced by others.
19) There is nothing wrong with love. The mistake is that we are in a hurry to love before we learn to love.
20) If one day, you say you miss me, I will say to you: Too late?
2 1) Dear users, your summer vacation balance is less than one month, please recharge it in time!
22) I am not a green tea, so I have no chance to have another bottle.
23) How many sentences I love you finally became I love you.
24) Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.
25) If someone bothers me to sleep during the day, you won't feel better at night.
26) I once passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in ~
27) The previous arrogance is gone in front of you.
28) People on earth are terrible. I'm going back to Mars!
29) I said, Uncle Grey Wolf, I have watched you for several years. When can I catch sheep to eat?
30) Just be yourself, why care about other people's opinions?