2. I often reflect, did I read any poor travel strategy before I was born again?
Be considerate of those who hate you. Maybe they are just uglier than you.
4. You can drive without walking, and you can squat in the house without lying on the hillside. The reality is so bleak that I can't live without a car and a room in the game.
Scientific research has proved that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of developing Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
6. God is fair. Giving happiness to others will also make you blind, for fear that you will feel uncomfortable.
7. Pay will be rewarded. You see, you gave your heart, it's not hurt.
8. If, after many years, you don't marry and I don't marry, then we are really finished.
9. Sometimes I feel ordinary, just an ordinary person. Don't be sad, there is still a chance to be special and be a special ordinary person.
10. If no one wants you in the future, you must remember me and I don't want you.
1 1. I am good at provoking people, ending topics, distancing myself, cutting off interpersonal relationships, keeping my mobile phone silent all the year round, and persuading people not to make peace.
12. If you are crazy, then the whole world will submit to you. If you think the whole world will make way for you, you are crazy.
13. Playing the lute to a cow is nothing, but talking to a cow is the real skill.
14. Today, I suddenly found that junior high school love died of changing seats, senior high school died of placement, and college died of graduation, but I am not. Up to now, I have no face to fall in love and die of looks.
15. Many older elders who have accomplished nothing like to brag in front of young people. We should respect such people. Because not only have we accomplished nothing, but we are also younger generations.
16. I have to rely on threats to do what any beautiful girl can do.
17. If two people's weights are not in an order of magnitude, how can they become friends? You can't even play on the seesaw.
18. My friend said that I have a double chin, which is caused by frequent brushing of my mobile phone. Since then, every time I brush my mobile phone, I always look up. Unexpectedly, a month later, I had a tattoo on my head.
19. Every summer, there is a question that bothers me: How did I get through last year?
20. You can't hide what you like to eat. Even if you cover your mouth, saliva will still overflow from your fingers.
2 1. People who like me are good people, people who don't like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not people.
22. From "I'm in class" to "I'm at work", only we know the sadness during the period.
23. "Why do you want to idolize?" "Because Kuafu, who chased the sun, died, Chang 'e, who chased the moon, was imprisoned in Guanghan Palace. I have to worship for the safety of my life. "
24. The teacher asked, "With voltages of11v.30v.220v.100v and 3500V, which ones can be touched and which ones can't be touched?" The students hesitated for a long time and said, "Everyone can touch it, but some people can only touch it once."