Collection of Funny Quotations
Every time you do your homework very late, there will be two villains in your mind. One says forget it and don’t do it, and the other says okay. Yeah, okay, okay. Below is a collection of classic funny quotes about ridicule that I have compiled for you. You are welcome to read them.
Funny and Ridiculous Quotations 1
1. Instead of planting grass so that no one can lie on it, it is better to plant cacti instead!
2. I am a little small-minded, but I don’t Miss; I have a good temper, but not without it!
3. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!
4. It turns out that as long as People who are separated, no matter how familiar they were, will gradually become alienated.
5. I went to a pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me if I wanted to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces? I thought about it and said: Let’s go with 8 pieces! I can’t finish 12 pieces!
< p> 6. When a man deceives a woman, it is called flirting; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction; when men and women deceive each other, it is called love.7. The government thinks about how to collect taxes reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep more reasonably!
8. Time is used to wander, the body It is for loving each other, life is for forgetting, and the soul is for singing.
9. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.
10. How far is eternity? Just get away as far as you can!
11. Encountering a writer’s signature: It may seem like it, but it may not necessarily be the case. I came across a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.
12. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore.
13. I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late...
14. Oh my God! My clothes have lost weight again.
15. The important task of the post-80s generation is to create the post-08 generation.
16. Others have a background, but I only have a back view~~.
17. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.
18. It is very important to remind everyone to learn to repair their own notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a person who could not repair his own notebooks... everyone knows what happened later. (Coming from the Edison Chen incident, there’s no need to say more about the reasons)
19. I’m not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.
20. It’s not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we demand too much from the story!
21. Flowers often belong not to the people admiring them, but to cow dung.
22. The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.
23. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end being single.
24. Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
25. Even if you believe, there is a lie hidden in the middle.
26. A true good friend does not mean that you have endless topics to talk about when you are together, but when you are together, you won’t feel embarrassed even if you don’t talk.
27. There is no partner who is 100 points, only two people who are 50 points!
28. Usually the person who is willing to stay and argue with you is the one who truly loves you!
29. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.
30. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor. Funny Quotations 2
1. In order to save traffic, I broke up with my partner!
2. The world is so exciting, I shouldn’t keep a low profile!
3. Xuejian is married, Nightshade is in love, Caiya, you have to be good.
4. No matter how powerful a student is, he cannot defeat a cheating student.
5. I don’t want to elope. Do you think I don’t know? The abbreviation of elopement is SB.
6. After hearing the news of your marriage, at this moment, I, who have been suffering from insomnia, can finally sleep peacefully.
7. Infinite little songs and unlimited fun, whatever makes you feel comfortable.
8. If I spend my time and enthusiasm chasing you on studying, you will only be considered a scumbag.
9. Every time I do my homework very late, two villains will appear in my mind. One says forget it and don’t do it, and the other says okay, okay, okay
< p> 10. The strength of loving you is higher than the strength of the WiFi standing in front of the router11. I planted a bunch of boyfriends in the spring, but now that autumn is here, there is no harvest
12. I smiled straight at the sky, and after I laughed I went to sleep!
13. What girls today need is not a prince, but a male god who can help with mathematics.
14. I am not a foodie, please call me the God of Cookery.
15. Someone is getting married today, but what is playing on the speaker is, unfortunately, it is not you...
16. Even if it is cold and others are wrapped in rice dumplings, we must dress ourselves up as Cone!
17. Tuhao also means a bold and unrestrained country bumpkin
18. Dear, thank you for coming with me to harm the common people
19. The relationship between Mom and I is already bad enough, but the head teacher didn’t forget to come over to lighten the fire!
20. The top academics are pretty good at it, so don’t be too out of touch with the masses in the exam.
21. The rich men in Korean dramas all suffer from a disease, which means they must fall in love with poor girls.
22. We want to live in a love apartment, and the school we want to go to is the ultimate class!
23. It’s because Xunlu always wakes up Dudu to cook in the middle of the night , that’s why people don’t grow taller.
24. A female man can pretend to be a lolita and look cute, with a manly appearance but a soft heart.
25. Girls with poor geographical location shine brightly, and girls with poor geographical location still travel all over the world!
26. The sisters of female men are not called sisters, but brothers.
27. I have achieved half of my goal of becoming a wealthy person. At the moment I am very rustic...
28. When your hair reaches your waist, I will activate my double swords, cross slash and run wild, and take away all your long hair!
29. Immediately I exposed my identity as a bad student in front of the whole class
30. I want stable scores to withstand the cruelty of the exam and a home among the piles of top students;