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Song Dandan: Daughter-in-law, there's a visitor at home, and the two of them are hard dishes. You're done here. Where's it on?

Cattle: It is broadcast on all local stations.

Song Dandan: Local stations are good. Don't put it on CCTV. It's not reliable (laughter). I came back from CCTV last year, and that guy recited words all the way, so why pay for it? (Laughter).

Niu Niu: Hello, audience and friends. Now standing behind us are two famous people, Baiyun and Heitu. A great miracle happened in their home not long ago. Their rooster actually laid eggs.

(Zhao Benshan runs, Song Dandan follows)

Zhao Benshan: Why is your mouth like a cotton trousers waist ... so loose?

Song Dandan: If you want to know more, please log on to Baiyun Piaopiaodian blog. com.

Niuqun: Why did Aunt start a blog?

Cow: Aunt, where did it lay its eggs?

Song Dandan: I asked you, where did it go?

Zhao Benshan: He was under a lot of pressure. I'm sorry, but he came to the henhouse and couldn't. I came to the duck cage again, and I couldn't do it. Then I couldn't hold it any longer, so I found a kennel and laid my eggs.

cattle: kennel? How did you find out?

Song Dandan: It was discovered by paparazzi. In the past, the chicken aisle stood tall and imposing; Ever since I gave birth to male eggs, the walkway has been changed, and it has changed like this (starting to imitate the rooster walkway). Chicken paws can be scratched vigorously. I didn't understand it at first, but after studying for a long time, I recovered. People were practicing their signatures.

Niuqun: We also want to ask the aunt to make an image endorsement for the male egg ... This is the endorsement, and please ask the uncle to bring the chicken.

Song Dandan (glancing at it carefully): Gee, this guy is so talented, just a few sentences, quite concise. The rooster that lays eggs, the fighter in the rooster! Oh-

Niuqun: Uncle, to tell you the truth, this chicken was originally worthless, but after all my hype, it will be worth a lot of money after being fried. Fried, boiled and stewed are all valuable!

Zhao Benshan: You mean whether it is dead or alive, it is valuable?

Cattle: That's right.

Song Dandan: Oh, old man, you are so talented!

Zhao Benshan: For example, if this famous rooster dies, can this meat be valuable?

Cattle: Yes ...

Zhao Benshan: Yes, that's enough. You can't hold it, but you can take it away. You can take this 2 thousand yuan back, too You can eat here, just as I treated you to a big meal of 2 thousand yuan.

Song Dandan (Resurrection): My wife, you are so talented.