2. There is always such a person, and we call it "well", which means to be both horizontal and vertical.

3. You don't like those who are rich and uneducated. You like handsome people and people don't love you.

4. Don't think that you are Ip Man just because you have taken a leaf.

5. Everyone says that there is gold under a boy's knee. I cut off all my legs. What about gold?

6. I had a heart-to-heart talk with Mosquito last night, knowing it with courtesy, moving it with emotion, and changing it into a vegetarian!

7. Others review before the exam, but I preview.

8. Why do you need to sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will sleep after you die.

9. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a 1 yuan, press and hold "CTRL-C" and then keep "CTRL-V" ...

1. Women like themselves while men like themselves!

11. Bald donkey, dare to compete with the original teacher

12. I said to my buddy sitting next to me ~ ~ You are only one step away from genius

13. It is gold, and it will always be spent; It's a mirror, which always reflects light ...

14. If you have a pair of wings, you should be braised ...

15. Being cheap is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

16. It is said that men become bad when they have money, and I have been a good man for more than 2 years!

17, face first, unable to return to heaven.

18. If my life is a movie, you are the advertisement that pops up.

19. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

2. Sorry, the number you dialed is married!

21. Wu Guimei and Brother have registered as earth users!

22. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table. Drunkenness means drinking.

23. My favorite people are my family! No one can replace it!

24. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid to open the lid and enjoy one more bottle.

25. Go your own way and let the scum talk!

26, new love and old love, is the new just joy, the old is love.

27. Funny personality signature: Girl's personality is docile, and elder brother is obedient.

28. Hey, the more I chat with you, the worse it will be.

29. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but he may be a Tang priest.