Humorous remarks about being soaked in water:

1. You can’t see me anymore. I have the urge to go out in the rain! I have been chasing you for more than three years, so you can turn over the cards so that you know that I, a little person smaller than an ant, am by your side and silently guarding you.

2. It’s raining. I don’t need you to hold an umbrella for me. It's enough to accompany me in the rain.

3. Even if it is cloudy and rainy, I will not let you get wet. I will be by your side to protect you from the wind and rain.

4. I like the feeling of rain and rain. Being in the rain is the most comfortable way to forget about unhappy things.

5. I found him. Not holding an umbrella for me on rainy days. Instead, get caught in the rain with me. Drain away your fucking troubles and sadness.