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1, there was once a girl who was willing to die for me. "I'd rather die with you."

The night gave me black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

Don't tell me forever, I won't live to that point.

People who love food are all good people. Because they are desperate for food, they have no time to hurt others.

The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

6. Love is just a belief in life.

7. Don't shock the world with coquettish, but touch the world with lewdness.

8, I don't need glib, plain words can conquer you.

9. People say things and fart. Like farting, talking is just a breath.

10, thank you for your indifference and know that I am romantic.

1 1. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.

12, I said, man, can you not hurt the woman who loves you?

13, get out and don't come back. I'm not a rag collector.

14, the so-called strong, but you don't care about being brave.

15, what I remember most is the memory of the past, not you who broke my heart.

16, afraid of opponents like gods, afraid of teammates like rogue rabbits.

17, others tell the truth after drinking, and I tell the truth after drinking.

18, the beauty in high school is very pure, with long hair on her legs.

19, if my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.

20, too much why, I am silent and do not explain.

2 1, memory, I really want to use you as a paper towel, wipe it and throw it away.

22. Without you, I have fallen.

23. Beauty is everywhere, and no one can replace his wife.

24. The secret lover suddenly shaved his head. I changed my mind at once.

25. It is more reliable to advise you not to have plastic surgery, or to be reborn as soon as possible.

26. Me: Teacher, I want to ask for leave. Teacher: Why? Me: Because I have a fever tomorrow.

27. Alas, it's time to get up by perseverance and take a bath by courage.

28. Who says short people are bad? Don't talk to me with your head down if you can.

29. Women should be domineering and say: I am a man, who am I afraid of?

I wanted to be a lady, but in the end I turned my life into a bitch.

3 1. Learning is the lamp, and effort is the oil. If you want to light a lamp, you must refuel.

32. The Statue of Liberty tells us that it is better to set fire to reading than to use it as a bird.

33. The wife is a harbor, the lover is an inn, and the young lady is a gas station on the Long March Road.

34. How can there be a love that doesn't break up without hurting your hands?

Come back, I can't fool alone.

36. I am not Mengniu, not as pure as you think.

37. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

Every time I play hide-and-seek with children, I always wait for them to hide before going home.

39. Time will bite, otherwise how can it be scarred?

A: This candy is delicious. B: Where is it? A: In my dream, in the back of your mind.

4 1, someone who has a crush on me. It's really not far from the end. How can you be so calm?

42. Never lose weight, but never lose weight.

43. All information is being updated. Please do not contact to terminate the update.

44. It is difficult to study at noon on weeding day. Take a little broken book and sit all morning.

45, lost, just know to cherish, too late.

46. Love is like a vase, when it is broken.