Life is like toilet paper. Don't say anything if it's okay.
I don't know how you can be so dirty.
Every time I wash my hair, I am very careful. I am worried that my head will get water if I am not careful. . .
Whether you listen or not, the teacher is here and won't leave until class is over.
One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.
Bajie, you are reading the teacher's QQ personality signature again.
I hate my mistress, Mr. Xue Kai, the most in my life. ※。 Why did you cancel my appointment with Mr. Winter Holiday?
Taking the road of RMB will make people have no choice.
I once had a pair of wings. I didn't use them to fly, but to stew soup.
There is nothing sadder in the world, one in Tencent Weibo and the other in Sina Weibo.
There has always been a question in my heart. It's been five years, five years. What does Big Big Wolf live on?
As we all know, as freshmen, they should not only cheat on eating and drinking, but also guard against fire and theft.
Being fat is a pain that you can breathe and live in every corner of your body.
Travel to Mars. Please tap the monitor three times. I will give you an answer as soon as possible.
Let me briefly summarize your speech: bah!
As an animal, do you feel stressed?
Tao Yuanming is gay? Textual research is as follows: the only Tao Yuanming in Jin Dynasty loved chrysanthemum.
I followed the ghost king at twelve o'clock last night. It's cold and hot.
Half a catty of wine, rinse your mouth, one catty of wine, two jins of wine in the same way, I'll follow the wall.
Do you think you are a pig? Do you think the sow wants to be with you?
Since I blackened you, my waist has stopped hurting, and my legs don't count. I was out of breath when I went to the sixth floor in one breath, and even the old hemorrhoids were completely cured! !
Someone sent a note in class, and I really wanted to beat him when I saw the content. It said: Are you there?
I've been trying to make money in recent years just to buy back an ATM! If you are unhappy, take out millions of change!
As a foodie, eating doesn't mean being hungry, just because your mouth is lonely.
When I have money in the future, I must buy 700 million cups of incense to see if I can circle the earth twice.
Is Pleasant Goat copied from Journey to the West? Every episode is caught, and then it will definitely not be eaten and saved.
I suddenly had a stomachache in class today. I wanted to ask the teacher for leave, so I stood up and said to the teacher, teacher, my stomach is dizzy. . . Suddenly, the whole class was stunned. . . .
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor between love and ignorance, but between beds in winter.