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Happiness is that although I didn’t listen in class, I found that no one who listened understood it.

There are two poisonous drugs in the world, one is called Shakespeare and the other is Qiong Yao

The reason why I live a tired life is that I can’t let go of my dignity

Me and this The world is still intact. Just hearing about those years makes me feel so sad

My sister is so low-key, but the robbers discovered the existence of my money

You are just relying on me to like you, And that is the only reason that makes me humble.

Not because I am persistent, but because you are worth it.

When I was young, there was always someone who transcended friendship and was not like love.

Exposing half of your butt does not mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is too small

Once upon a time, love was so far away from me,

Save your tears Give it to the person who loves you the most, and leave your smile to the person who hurts you the most.

Once the wind and rain hit the ground, the ground turned red. The fragrance of flowers is wet, and it is a bit sad, but the world is impermanent.

The human heart is a journey of the heart, and it is always difficult to find the end, the hug.

We parted in the best years. Then spend the rest of your life, long and persistent expectations, waiting

Don't be so mediocre, it's just asking for trouble

Donor, put down the butcher knife, decide to become a Buddha, Shave your head

I don’t want to be a brilliant firework for a moment, I just want to be your ordinary forever.

When I can't get the person I want, all I have to do is not let anyone get me.

I miss my childhood. Carefree, no responsibility, no heartbreak, no hurt, no pain.

If you say goodbye, then never see you again.

We are old when we are not beautiful, and we are young and beautiful for only a few years.

I watched a very funny TV series today and let’s watch Thunderstorm together

The real thing about forgetting is not that you can’t remember it, but that you can feel calm when you think about it

Uncle, you look great, just like a stick

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, you may see a lot of it, but it will be gone as soon as you use it.

What I am afraid of is not that you have forgotten me, but that you only come to greet me when you think of it occasionally. I am the only one who is so uneasy.

I like you, either accept it or destroy it, don’t give me any hesitation.

I would rather fall in love with someone I can't have than have someone I can't fall in love with.

I hope that after farewell, farewell, farewell, we can always get together again.

Even if the road to tomorrow is difficult, we must be tenacious; only the hegemon can create glory

Looking at the old people and scenes around us, we are awakened by memories and emptiness.

Be good to me and I will remember you tenfold; treat me badly and I will pay you back a hundredfold. Be it friendship or love.

Whoever told my sister that being big must be powerful, didn’t the dinosaurs become extinct?

I have never loved anyone so desperately in my life, and I have never worked so hard for anyone. But you are really an exception in my life, a big exception

The busier you are, the more energetic you are, the lazier you are, the duller you are. Life is about tossing.

Sometimes, I ignore you because I want you to pay attention to my existence

We are very close to each other, but far from happiness.

Love is like the crystallization of despair, and you become melancholy unknowingly in the process of contact.

What should I do? My first kiss is gone again

I tried my best not to make the people around me sad, but found that it was me who was hurt.

I cry easily. But I'm not vulnerable. I laugh a lot. But I'm not happy.

Why didn’t you get another bottle of the big bottle of drink?

You said that you live in your own world and love no one, or that you love someone in your heart but can never get closer to love.

Thank you for the madness you gave me, so that I can remember the past every time.

Some people are lonely in the bustle, and some are bustling in loneliness.

I want to refresh my mind, delete my faults, undo the mistakes I have made, and save all the happy moments.

He knows that strong melons are not sweet, but he does not like to eat melons.

He humbles himself into the dust and then blooms.

No one I loved stayed with me in the end.

Our biggest difference is that you are afraid of getting fat, and I am worried about whether you have enough to eat

In this world, no one is hurt while smiling and pretending to be strong.

When we are misunderstood or scolded by others, our eyes will fill with tears and we are unwilling to explain.

Talking to myself, bringing it upon myself, and being sentimental are all problems that I cannot change.

I always believe that in this world, there is still love that lasts until old age and lasts until death. I just don’t have confidence that I can meet you

Sometimes I don’t know whether I am feeling sorry for others or myself.

I hide in a place where you can't find me. There is no sun, no warmth, no water, no light.

Life may not be as good as you imagine, but it will not be as bad as you imagine.

From now on, love yourself, enjoy life and smile.

Question: What is left after the passion? Answer: An innocent child!

Every youth will grow old, but I hope you will always be well in my memory.

I don’t contact you because your indifference hurts me. I don’t take the initiative because I can’t move you at all.

Live a happy life with an indifferent attitude

< p> The universe is the most carefree, because there are many handsome guys and beauties in his arms

If there is no ugliness of separation and betrayal, how can we truly love.

As we grow old and young, and the years have gone by, what we will never forget is our friendship, a lifelong friend.

A displaced life, at the other end of time, can change all promises beyond recognition.

I used to regard you as my life, but now, I can only laugh at my past.

Ten years later, when we meet each other, we may exchange greetings.

I secretly vowed never to pay attention to you, but every time I go to QQ, I will check to see if you are there.

We are two periods of waiting, waiting for the accident that belongs to us.

It is not enough to talk about life without someone who has cried bitterly late at night.

There are some people you have watched your whole life, but ignored them your whole life.

In spring I planted my boyfriend in the ground, and in autumn I forgot about it

Those days when I could laugh and cry freely, those days when I stubbornly looked up at the sky Those days, when we turn around, we will really never go back.

You can be extravagant or crazy, you can be extravagant, you can make trouble while you are young

I cry easily. But I'm not vulnerable. I laugh a lot. But I'm not happy.

The chances of finding true love these days are about the same as the chances of being struck by lightning.

When buying roasted sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly, what kind of stuffing are they?

Being together is called a dream, and being apart is called pain. Is it true that unfinished dreams are the best? Pain

I hope your signature will always be my name

I think if one day, someone accidentally mentioned me, you would be stunned. What comes to mind.

If you feel that it is hard to walk now, it proves that you are walking - up! Poe! road ! !

I heard that the meaning of travel is to escape. What I escaped was not a city, but a memory.

It turns out that you like her because she has a big mouth

No one can control your life, but many times we need more courage to be firm in our choices

< p> You are just relying on me to like you, and that is the only reason that makes me humble.

Sometimes I feel that I am not from the same world as anyone, and I don’t understand what they are doing.

The best feeling in the world is knowing that someone is thinking of you. .

If reunion is for another forgetfulness, I would rather never get together with you.

I forget things, but I can never forget you. You will never know how I lived after you left

Time may not bring about love, but it will definitely tell the truth, and time will tell the truth.

No matter how much you love or like you, there will be a day when someone will bother you, it just depends on the time sooner or later.

The air that has been exposed to the rain, the tired sadness, the fairy tale in my memory has slowly melted away.

Time will heal all wounds and I will be overwhelmed by time

You said you treat women like dogs, then can you treat dogs like women?

When you come, I believe you will not leave; when you leave, I believe you never came.