1: I wish you happiness is true. I wish you happiness is false.

2: Nothing is irreplaceable, including me and you.

3: Your smile is a code word. I can read how wonderful it is.

4: You only get fucked for the love you get with your face.

5: All my tenderness has been encouraged by you.

6: Don't panic if you have love or not. The future is still long.

7: One day your lies will scratch your mouth.

8: People who can't forget their love will be serious about the past.

9: I always want to try my best to leave the best for you.

1: How much can I have with you?

12: Don't try to hit me, I'll do it before you.

13: I'm afraid I'll lose my temper in front of you and want to leave you with the most beautiful gesture.

14: I'm trying to be good and make people who love me proud.

15: I'm the kind of person who is betrayed and doesn't even bother to shed tears.

16: I'll refuse all ambiguity for you, but you must be calm.

18: The most painful love triangle in the world. I love food and fat.

19: People who shouldn't leave are always forced away because of arrogance.

2: The eyes that shed tears are brighter and the heart that dripped blood is stronger.

21: Freshness is a temporary sense of belonging, and it will last a lifetime.

22: We have been in love, which is the best thing in my youth.

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24: I can show you fire like a juggler when I'm angry.

25: If there's danger, count to one, two, three, and I'll take your hand and run.

26: You're a meteor that crashes into my eyes and makes me see everything shine.

27: Don't mess with those little people because he can't mess with anyone.

28: Memories are not one.

29: I still remember who warmed my heart and who made me cry.

3: You challenged my bottom line, and I will make you more exciting than bungee jumping.

31: Nothing is hard to come by, so why don't you cherish it?

32: No matter who gave it to you, I will be responsible.

33: If you don't think she is ugly.

34: I can't predict the future. At least now it is clear that the person I love is you.

35: It is my happiest time to hear others say that my lover values sex over friends.

36: Why does my deskmate always have tears, because I always embarrass my deskmate

37: Please don't lie, because all you can fool are people who believe you.

38: The unknown lewdness is man show, and the harmless lewdness is emotional appeal.

39: Some waiting is for a better ending. Don't make do if you can.

4: Many people will catch the right person at the right time if you miss it.

41: I am willing to pick a star for you, as long as you lend me a chair high enough.

42: The human heart is like a container. It is filled with more happiness, and naturally it is less depressed.

43: An empty street, breaking into an unmanned wedding dress shop, and putting on a snow-white oath for you

44: Interpersonal relationships are like fighting landlords. One is a gang, and the next is an enemy.

45:▽ He vented his loneliness on you, but you naively thought it was love.

46: The most insane thing is to be a partner with a pig teammate with insufficient IQ.

47: Don't comment on me casually, you only know my name but don't know my story ...

48: Follow others' guidance and go ahead blindly, maybe.

49: since I played QQ, I found that my pinyin is getting better and better, and reading has no such effect!

5: explanation is always redundant, and people who understand you don't need it, and people who don't understand you don't need it.

51: Happiness means that others are always worried that I will get fat, while you are always worried that I am not full.

52: Four results of female breast enhancement; Not the same. Very different. Not as big. Not the same size.

53: Please hold on to me and don't let go before time wears away my seven-point obsession.

54: Don't believe that I look like a principled person every time I say that I will never talk to you again.

55: The road ahead is still far, and you may cry, but you must go on and never stop.

56: I once had a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but I put them in a pot to stew soup.

57: Those who are weaker than me haven't given up, while those who are stronger than me are still working hard. Who am I to say that there is nothing I can do?

58: My biggest wish is that the school collapses, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others and you are mine.

59: deskmate, it doesn't matter. When I get rich, I'll take you to the best mental hospital for the worst treatment.

6: I usually start laughing soon after I get angry. In fact, I also want to be cool and ignore people, but I can't hold back.

61: If you are not satisfied with me, please tell me directly. Don't go to others to vent your feelings where you have nowhere to put.

62: I won't make you sad. If I accidentally break your heart one day, you must believe that I will hurt you more.

63: Don't make yourself cry easily. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. You cry, and you are the only one crying in the world.

64: Why do you fall in love when you know you will break up? I said, why are you still alive when you fucking know you're going to die?

65: Today, the history teacher asked me who is Kangxi's son? I blurted out Yin Zheng! Then I was embarrassed.

66: I'm unhappy when I start studying. If I'm unhappy, I'll stop studying. If I don't study, I'll be happy. If I'm happy, the day will pass.

67: Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is the one who can tolerate my mental derangement, and the other is the one who is as mental derangement as me.

68: I know that when I talk to you, I will blush to see you cry, and I will feel distressed to see that you are happy. I am more excited than the chicken blood. I don't know if this is love. qq personalized signature is humorous.

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2. If you are well, it will be sunny. Look at the weather here today, you should be dead!

3. Some people say that men who are not good to women will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

4. If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't throw garbage, I would have thrown you out.

5. The kindergarten teacher hit a boy because he ate a girl's boobs.

6. A young man went to lose weight. The doctor said that he could only eat two pieces of bread every meal. The young man actually said, before or after meals?

7. How many couples have been destroyed and how many people have been seen through by a roaming chat record function of smart phones.

8. Don't always watch AV, and you don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard!

9. When I am bored in the classroom, I fantasize about the bloody scene of the ceiling fan spinning down every time.

1. There was an activity in a shopping mall yesterday. I heard that there was a song by BiBi Zhou, so I went there. I didn't know there was someone named Zhou Bi until I got there.

11. Our advantage is that we can correct our mistakes, but our disadvantage is that we don't know our mistakes.

12. Not everyone can read, and those who can read are not good children.

13. Did you hear that? You treat me like a game, and I will kill you.

14. In fact, the one who cares about you the most is always the one who loves to hit you the most.

15. There is a hole in your head, there is water in the hole, there is fish in the water, and the fish is still spitting bubbles.

16. Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful.

17. A woman who can only cry is a waste, and a woman who can't cry is a monster.

18. I have a dream that I am as thin as a shadow. Do girls who are slightly fat all have this ideal?

19. The only difference between Superman and me is that I have underwear on.

2. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

21. There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become the best among them.

22. What you say when you are in love is called love talk. When you break up and fall out, you think it is all a joke.

23. I drank to drown my pain, but this damn pain learned to swim.

24. She's mine. Don't touch her! You can't afford to pay if it's damaged. If you think it's cute, forward it!

25. It's mine, so don't move. If it's not mine, put it there for me.

26. Girls, find a husband and a child named Xia in the future. This child should not be questioned by the teacher.

27. There is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, it is the first kiss every day.

28. If the teacher hadn't said not to litter, I would have turned you out.

29. The monster is a good boy. He will say to Altman. Don't be sad, just hit me.

3. When your indifference exceeds the load that my heart can bear, then I will give you my heart and leave.

31. How dare you curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning? I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

32. In the devil training, girls look at boys and boys look at them as animals.

33. Ask a light question: Why do birds like to sit in rows on wires? The best explanation is that you can chat online.

34. I hate people who don't reply to my text messages for a long time. Stop looking, I'm talking about you.

35. So many people in the street are dressed so dangerously, but they look so safe!

36. I vaguely remember the teacher saying that question, but I clearly remember that I didn't listen to it.

37. I don't expect you to comfort me. As long as you don't sprinkle salt on the wound, I will be grateful.

38. I had dinner today. There was a bug in the bowl. I wanted to call the boss, but I was curious to taste it. I didn't expect it to be good.

39. Everyone who likes to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. His name is quilt.

4. Sleeping for seven hours at school is not enough. Sleeping for five hours on holiday is twice as refreshing.

41. I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stomp a few feet every day when I'm free.

42. Tomb-Sweeping Day, it's not easy for students to take a vacation these days. Even taking a vacation should be touched by their ancestors.

43. Dear boy, I wish you a lonely dog in the future.

44. If no teacher can teach all subjects, why should one student learn all subjects?

45, explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, dishonesty is lack of cleaning up!

46. in how many centuries can computers be invented without radiation?

47. If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin.

48. When my hair reaches my waist, I'll cut it and sell it, and then we'll get the license, okay?

49. You'd better not use your own photo as your avatar, so it's unlucky for you to go offline.

5. What am I to you? You are a lot of my fish, ah, how can you be a snack, because you are really redundant. Qq Personality Signature Humorous

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1. If God gives me a genius-like brain, I will definitely open up a new world

2. Since you are shameless, why is it still on you

3. I love you and always follow the law of infinity

4. Leave the love I gave you intact. Hey, you are really a fool.

6. What can I do to keep your beloved girl without a ticket?

7. Take a little courage and fight with this muddy world to the end.

8. I never believed that we can still be friends after breaking up.

9. I'm really sorry to let you know what kind of person I am.

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11. You say you love me, but this sentence sounds ridiculous.

12. Don't come to me if there is nothing, let alone if there is something.

13. Please get out of my world. I have decided to love myself.

14. I can't fight and scold. This is fucking love.

15. I feel nauseous

16. In my world, you are the supporting role

17. Don't pretend to be hypocritical in front of me. I hate liars most

18. If God promises to give me one more second, then I will love you

19. As long as we have a strong heart, then everything is not a problem

2. Move my best friend to die early

21. Time takes away our lives, so we slowly move towards death

22. All people will make two mistakes, but please pay attention to the number of times they make two mistakes

23. Men take away your hypocrisy. Who still believes in love

24 these days? There is no need to say anything. Since they have left, they will not look back

25. It's that I gave up on you.

26. How shameless a person must be to be like you.

27. A woman is stronger, and you can still live well without him.

28. After breaking up, I realized that you don't deserve my love at all.

29. Those who always want to win will lose, and those who are not afraid of losing will win.

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31. Your attitude now determines whether you will be a character or a waste in ten years

32. The story of Spirited Away tells us: Don't eat too much, you will become a pig. 33. The simplest happiness is to do what you like. 34. I always keep my hair short, because my hair is long and my knowledge is short. Therefore, I have a wide range of knowledge

35. The efficiency of class is directly proportional to the number of games I play

36. Look at my egg-painful life with the most ordinary eyes

37. Cinderella has no glass shoes.