Football can exercise the body, so you might as well try it sometimes. Below I bring you funny personalized signature content about football, I hope you like it.

Recommendations for funny football autographs

1) Don’t fight with the boss. Fighting against your boss means fighting against money. So you will be more miserable without money.

2) Don’t think that I’m afraid of you just because you’ve gained weight. Just come! Come and I’ll run away.

3) If eating more fish can make people smarter, then I must have eaten at least a pair of whales?

4) It’s so hot this summer that I don’t even bother to wear a cotton-padded jacket.

5) This thunder, this lightning, why are you so excited? I am really afraid that I will bump into someone accidentally.

6) I bought a pair of pants and it said “Do not wash, do not dry clean, do not bleach” written on it. Are these pants disposable?

7) Originally, the ambulance in English was called “ambulance”—the Chinese pronunciation was: I can’t die. I remembered it right away.

8) According to pig’s aesthetics, I can basically be regarded as a handsome guy.

9) How to do the final exam, Justin Bieber told us, just memorize it and memorize it.

10) SARS came when I was in junior high school, bird flu came when I was in high school, and influenza A came when I was in college. We are finally going to graduate and work.

11) If my boss doesn’t give me a salary increase next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two Chinese coins and beat him to death.

12) The senior high school student threw himself into the arms of the college entrance examination and cried: Why don’t they pay attention to me! The college entrance examination looked at him dotingly and said: In three years, I will make them pay for this

< p>　13) I went out wearing silk stockings. When I came back, my mother asked you to wear more clothes when you go out. Look, your legs are so tanned when you go out.

14) If you ask me to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If you ask me to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Do both at the same time? You think I am an alien!

15) Spring If you don't take a shower, you'll be bitten by mosquitoes every night, and if you turn over in the middle of the night, you'll probably die a lot.

16) In order to cooperate with the successful completion of China’s family planning work this year, I have decided not to have contact with friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

17) There are few trees in China because there are many papers.

18) The biggest advantage of going on a blind date is that if there are problems in your marriage in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

19) The God of Death always takes care of me and doesn’t look for anyone else!! He always drags me away and then lets me crawl back on my own! Nowadays, it is common to encounter ghosts on the way!

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20) Withered vines and old trees, crows, take me home. I’m so hungry that I’m so hungry. Prices in the school cafeteria have increased. The sun is setting in the west. Funny signature sentences about football

1) If you don’t fall asleep in class, you get drunk at the wine table.

2) It’s been two years and you have never left me, but I really feel that there is no need for us to be together anymore. It’s time to break up. Let it go, okay? Don’t let me hate you: Damn it. Fat meat.

3) The word "lose weight" is just used to scare those who have fat on their bodies.

4) Good men like Big Big Wolf, please go to the director to film you.

5) The living conditions of modern people: go to work today, sleep like yesterday, and spend money tomorrow.

6) Go offline on time at midnight, otherwise the princess will turn back into Cinderella.

7) Don’t be obsessed with the pot, it’s just a rice cooker.

8) If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Just ride a pig into the sky.

9) I won’t bend down if money falls from the sky, because even pies won’t fall from the sky, let alone money.

10) I couldn’t sleep last night and counted the moon, so I fell asleep halfway through the count.

11) How do you look? Your appearance is relatively low. Seeing your appearance can strengthen my courage.

12) Buying a computer but not having broadband is like having all the food and wine ready but becoming a monk before eating.

13) How can this be done? Why not? It hurts! Oh, please be gentle. When the door to the room opened, it turned out that the two of them were playing video games.

14) One of the joys of summer is getting up at night to swat mosquitoes.

15) I have no money, no power, and if I don’t treat you better, can you come with me?

16) If there is the kind of friendship that Naruto has for Sasuke. Don’t bother me! Leverage.

17) I’m planning to get a haircut, but I’m shaking my bangs so much that my neck feels crooked.

18) Why is my mobile phone in airplane mode and it is broken when I go down from the fourth floor?

19) When I take off my clothes, I am a beast, but when I put on clothes, I am a beast. Dressed beast!

20) Everything in this society can be fake, but the only thing I can’t tolerate is: money’s fake football-related funny signature selection

1) Hello , have you ever cried while watching anime? I heard a friend say that he cried while watching Crayon Shin-chan. I squirted right then?_?.

2) Give me a fulcrum and I tilt the neighbor’s car into the ditch to prevent him from honking the horn when he sees me.

3) The reason why the earth is round is because God wants those who are lost or lost to meet again. As long as you haven't drank Meng Po soup, you still belong to me.

4) I have a figure that not many girls would envy. I am slim. But I am a man. If I were a woman, how many men would be fascinated by me?

5) My mother was losing weight and said to me during dinner: "Give me more rice, I can only eat one bowl." ?

6) When buying something, after negotiating the price, and watching the salesperson happily hand over the item, I feel for a moment that I am not at a loss.

7) You look very creative and live a courageous life. Being ugly is not your intention, it is God’s anger. Be strong and live on. Without you, who will set off the beauty of the pig.

8) Since having Meitu Xiuxiu, my face has become whiter and my skin is tender and smooth. The facial features have also become refined.

9) Although I don’t have someone’s thin waist, someone’s white skin, someone’s slimness, or someone’s stunning looks? But, don’t you think I’m at least uglier than them, and I’m evenly uglier? ?

10) After meeting me, you will suddenly realize - it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!