1. Two cows are eating grass at a picnic. The green cow asks the black cow, "Hello! What's the smell of your grass? " The black cow said, "Strawberry flavor!" The green cow leaned over and took a bite and shouted angrily, "You lied to me!" The black cow gave him a contemptuous look and replied, "Idiot, I said grass is tasteless."

2. whether two people can stay together for a long time is very important, but for eating food, three meals are more important.

3. In science class in primary school, the teacher asked us to bring our own insects to the school for communication. Some bring silkworms, some bring ladybugs, and some bring mantis, all of which are harmless insects. I don't know what's wrong with me. I bought a bunch of roasted centipedes and took them to school, which scared the teacher to call her mother on the spot ... < P > 4. Life is full of chains of contempt, and many people live in a mess, and they always laugh at others at their commanding heights.

5. After a big quarrel with my parents yesterday afternoon, I cooked dinner in the kitchen by myself, and went to bed when I was not in the mood to eat. When my parents came back from work, they saw that the food on the dining table hadn't touched a bite, and then they muttered: This child won't quarrel with us in the afternoon and be wronged and want to poison us. Do you think he didn't eat a bite? After that, I went out to eat out ...

6. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately in the New Year, I have already spent all my money in advance. This is me, unexpected me. I'm just a different firework. I see myself on fire.