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A collection of funny signatures of homophonic allegorical sayings
A collection of funny signatures of homophonic allegorical sayings

Fire in Brick Kiln-Rumor (Kiln Smoke)

There is no oil in the lamp-fault (waste core)

Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around (ghost marriage)

Dung boat crossing the river-playing dead (loading shit)

Sticky Wo Wo and Huang Lian mixed together-suffering year after year (sticky and sticky).

Open a drawer in a drugstore-have fun (looking for pills)

Frogs dive well-don't understand (poof-poof)

Riding at the Opera House-No (on foot)

Saute pickles without soy sauce-first words (first salt)

From Henan to Hunan-adding more difficulties to the south.

Playing lanterns and moving stones-do it (copy)

The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful.

Whip in the cultivated land-bragging (urging cattle)

Children's Backbone-Little People (Little People's Back)

Aviation somersault-inverted (inverted test flight)

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)

The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing (no temple).

The cargo ship is at sea-amateur (foreign airline)

Weasel in a chicken coop-speculation (stealing chickens)

Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story.

Set off firecrackers in the well-everything happens for a reason (there is a round sound)

The old hen has an empty nest-not simple (no eggs).

Eat ginseng-spare (later tonic)

Mother Pi is too thick (Queen Pi)

Millennium Stone Buddha-Honest Man (Old Stone Man)

Attract sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself (make a fool of yourself)

Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance (no garden)

Talking to fans-crazy talk (gossip)

Twelve taels of silver-definitely (one ingot)

Sleep in the toilet-not far from death (not far from shit)

Tang Priest's Book-Zhengzheng (True Classics)

Eating in a small bowl depends on the sky (by adding vegetables)

The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy.

A turtle has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return.

There is a hole behind the temple-Miao (the temple is pierced).

The birthday star Qi Xianhe-no road (no deer).

Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard about it for a long time (nine articles)

The girl in the dyeing room doesn't wear white shoes-naturally (self-dyeing)

Tie a pigtail at the back-breaking the law and discipline (messy tail hair)

The stove turned over-unlucky (coal dumping)

The rice cooker is smoking (the rice is burnt).

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Confucius was moved-all lost (book)

Shut the knife in the cesspit-literature (smell) is not good, and martial arts (dance) is not good.

Onion mixed with tofu-one transparent (green) and two white.

Fifteen buckets draw water-seven up and eight down.

Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness (lawlessness)

December weather-hands and feet (frozen hands and feet)

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all (hang it all)

Throwing stones in public toilets-causing public outrage (causing public waste)

Grandma's dead son-hopeless (no uncle)

My husband slapped me-bleak (my wife was cold)

Bury the empty coffin of scholars-arrogant.

The Metarule of Tortoise Interpretation in Middle School (Tortoise Lift)

Peanuts-

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-it's really good (knitting)

He Jia girl married Zheng Jialai-just right (Zheng Hejia)

Monk's home-temple

Washing Huang Lian by the River-Why bother?

Dreams become butterflies-dreams (want to fly)