Don't mess with me, or I will let you die rhythmically. Here are some super funny qq signatures selected for everyone. Welcome to read and enjoy them.
Super funny qq personalized signature
1. Life is not satisfactory and life is earth-shattering.
The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.
Men's hands are not used to beat women, but to conquer the world!
4. Gansu potatoes and eggs can be eaten but not dried, Henan crotch, and shopping without boxes.
Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell others.
6. What is my friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone? Him? And then they broke up, okay? it
7. Do a good job that is not busy or idle, and leave things that are not salty or light.
8. Stealing a mobile phone in class, are your eyes like this? _? _? _? _?
9. Look at yourself with great joy and great sadness. Ups and downs to see Chu friends.
10. You take your overpass and I'll pass my secret passage.
1 1. poor car, rich watch, cow 13 working overtime to knock on the computer.
12. Funny personality signature: I think I have white disease.
13. Beating is pro, scolding is love, and love is not enough!
14. I really want to control your grandpa's crying and dad myself!
15. I made the same mistake once because I was ignorant, twice because I was an idiot and three times because I was mentally retarded! I don't even want to be an idiot.
16. They said the internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true?
17. the highest weight loss: have I ever eaten equipment?
18. The teacher said: The senior high school entrance examination is coming, so don't fall in love and quarrel early, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest you be rejected and affect your mood.
Life cannot be like cooking. Prepare all the ingredients before cooking.
I don't care if you have money, I only care if you have a future.
2 1. The rings of years mark our past sadness.
22. Exercise muscles to prevent being beaten.
23. I can't believe you are so sensational.
24. Don't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in several trees. -If you die, you're dead.
25. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil.
If my friends can sell for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.
I don't understand. The plane can disappear when it flies, so why is there no exercise book and no letter from the teacher?
28. You can't blame others for standing up straight and looking down at you when you are crawling on the ground.
29. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed. When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.
30. According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome guy.
Super funny WeChat signature
1. Lu Han loves to blow LAY's neck, but he dare not move his waist.
2. Some things don't need to be argued, but they are effective in appearance and parry in secret.
Shit, I've been complained! The party said. The MP3 file I gave him has no image.
4. What is loneliness? It's just that I charged 50 yuan for the phone bill, and it hasn't been used for three months! !
5. I like children, and I like the process of making children more!
6. Today, someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day. I said, skip it.
7. Why don't you die when I am online and you are offline?
8. Look at people with time and heart, not eyes. . .
I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.
10. It's so selfless to reach in and wear a low-cut dress. ,
1 1. I hate going to school for a very important reason: I am unhappy!
12. Sometimes jokes are often the real thoughts in the subconscious.
13. Flowers are red, and people are different from dogs.
14. Before skull, after Xuanwu, left Qinglong, right white tiger.
15. You are my favorite, but I never drink tea.
16. What you can't see is always the truth, and hallucinations always make people too warm.
17. There is a kind of person who will never know that you are his father unless you go to TM.
18. Optimists see opportunities in disasters, while pessimists see disasters in opportunities.
19. Everyone is more than one meter tall. What's there to ask?
20. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.
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