1. As a female man, you will blow out anyone who treats you as a spare tire.

2. When I hear others say that you and she are very happy, I suddenly want to cry.

3. Where would I be without you, and what a pity.

4. The top academics are pretty good at it, so don’t take the test too far to get out of touch with the masses.

5. Sorry is a kind of sincerity, and it doesn’t matter is a kind of demeanor.

6. A tragic life seems particularly comic even to me.

7. Adults are expired children, and the elderly are expired adults.

8. Since you said you love me deeply, why do you want to leave me again?

9. Boys are talkative animals, while girls are action animals.

10. Believe that as long as you live, you will definitely encounter delicious food.

11. Uncle **, why are you all wearing cuckolds?

12. Don’t be in a hurry to love. There is no waste in the sky and no age. It’s still early.

13. As long as you are willing to find me, I will take care of you, it’s that simple.

14. I can entertain myself alone and live a good life.

15. I love you and that’s why I let you run rampant in my world for so long.

16. No matter how old we are, we are still children in the eyes of our parents.

17. Why is the RMB so expensive? Because *** is the spokesperson.

18. If I tell you to go away, just go away. I don’t know if I come over and hug you tightly, it will be fine.

19. The outside world is too bleak, especially walking alone on the road.

20. If someone asks, just say you forgot. No explanation, no sadness.

21. I recall certain songs, but I can’t hear the melody from before.

22. I am not a concubine in your harem, and I don’t care about your occasional favor.

23. We miss some things, but we can live as usual.

24. True friends will never be separated even if they don’t contact each other every day.

25. Exercise to defend yourself; exercise muscles to prevent being beaten.

26. All words pale in comparison to how much I miss you.

27. Confucius said: When three people are walking together, there must be my wife. Choose the pretty one and marry her.

28. When you read all the spring scenery, you will find that I am the only one who makes you dream.

29. I started shaving my head today, so I no longer have to decide how to sleep.

30. We and the memories about us turned out to be just jokes.

31. I would rather believe my tears than your explanation.

32. Leaving the sun is like a deep-sea fish leaving the sun. It has no effect.

33. Say good night to me and let me know that you will still be here tomorrow.

34. "Your IQ balance is insufficient, please recharge before talking."

35. A person’s biggest shortcoming is to love someone who doesn’t love himself.

36. Maybe what we miss is the feeling of missing someone so much.

37. Memories are very beautiful, as long as you can let the past go.

38. If we had not met at the beginning, would there be no pain today?

39. Girl, what dish do you cook well at home? I can boil boiled water well.

40. I am still here, always here, but you don’t know that I am waiting for you.

41. No one can stop a gangster who knows martial arts, and anyone who sees a gangster who is educated is afraid.

42. People who don’t like me will put trouble in your heart. I feel really comfortable.

43. The strong wind blows from the north to the border of snow. I am lying on your back in eternal desolation.

44. If everything could go back to childhood. I will take every step carefully.

45. We keep going through memories, but we can never find ourselves back then.

46. I can have no boyfriend and no money, but I can’t have you.

47. Say sorry to yourself because you have made things difficult for yourself for others.

48. If you are not a lifelong person, you will not say a lifetime thing, and you can let it go without forcing it.

49. In the past, when you loved someone, you were inseparable; now when you love someone, you keep it in your heart.

50. People searched for her thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, that person still looked down upon me.

51. Rabbits don’t eat grass near their nests, not to mention the quality is not good, so why bother looking for it around you.

52. When you are in a bad mood, go to the school parking lot and kick your bikes backwards.

53. I missed the beauty of the whole world, and I can never find another you.

54. I believe that at some intersection in the future, there will be someone patiently waiting for me.

55. Who, I like you until I get a perfect score in the Chinese language test!

56. In fact, our love is a sweet burden, and I am just the injury to your happiness.

57. There is nothing wrong with liking someone. The only thing wrong is liking someone who doesn’t like you.

58. Even if you hurt me the most deeply, painfully and fatally, I still can’t forget and let you go.

59. If you can’t think about it, don’t want it; if you can’t get it, don’t want it: If it’s difficult for yourself, why bother?

60. I am not unreasonable or have random thoughts, so you think I am living a good life, right?

61. Either tolerant or ruthless, generally those who dare not stab someone with a knife are the ones who go to the hospital.

62. No one can break into my heart except you, so I have to take care of myself.

63. Don’t be distracted by your heart and don’t be trapped by your emotions. Don't be afraid of the future and don't dwell on the past. So, be fine.

64. Say sorry to yourself, I’m sorry, I’m sorry that I can’t find my original self.

65. If I were a man in my next life, I would definitely not marry a woman like me.

66. If my friends can sell them for five yuan each, I can make a small fortune.

67. Mourning has become all my homework for the day, and self-deprecation has become a habit.

68. Promise me that when we separate, you will happily forget it and never touch me again.

69. Do you know that only in front of you am I as gentle as a kitten and obedient to you.

70. You say you don’t care whether I am beautiful or not, but it turns out that you still care.

71. Trust is like a piece of paper. It is wrinkled. No matter how hard you try to smooth it out, it cannot be restored to its original shape.

72. If there is a next life, I must be your heart because if I don’t beat, you will die.

73. If you don’t have the courage to start, how will the crazy process come about, and how will you know what the end point will look like?

74. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. No matter whether it hurts or not, I should cry first.

75. I won’t tell you, it’s just that I’m too lazy to say it. Don’t think that I really don’t know anything.

76. I have missed many people in my life, endured many betrayals, and was once embarrassed.

77. The simplest yet most difficult ideal of life: to be able to eat, sleep, and laugh.

78. If you like someone, you don’t have to be a lover. Sometimes, being friends is enough.

79. The weather and the forecast are a quarrelsome couple: I am not very good at what you say.

80. Failure is success. Then I have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

81. When I save enough money, I will buy a trailer of Nutritional Express as my dowry, and I will have one bottle a day after I get married.

82. What’s wrong with being fat? This just shows that my thin body can no longer accommodate my huge enthusiasm.

83. I miss your smile, I miss your smell, I miss your white socks and the faint smell of tobacco on your fingers!

84. Now I believe in letting nature take its course. Don't say I don't care, even if I do, so what.

85. If "not caring" can make you relax, of course you will, but in fact you are just not ready yet.

86. There is an attitude called bullshit, which means that our lives are very strong and do not need explanation at all.

87. The cycle of life and death is endless, let’s see who is crazy now. The world is solipsistic about chivalry, and people are happy in life and death.

88. Wait for the next "Tian Liang" and let me be his wife, okay?

89. Maybe it was the marriage in the previous life, or maybe it was the fate in the next life. Meeting each other in this life by mistake only adds to a fruitless grudge.

90. Women are made of water, so don’t be too cold to her. Once the temperature exceeds zero and freezes, you will eventually get frostbite.

91. If saying sorry can tell all the mistakes, then there will be no one in the world who can make mistakes.

92. I want to give happiness to the person I love with my own hands, but I don’t worry about others. I am your little star and you are my little sun.

93. The happiest thing in the world is when you find out that this person also loves you when you have a crush on you.

94. I love skipping classes with my best friends, stealing water bottles together, and staying up all night together. I always forget that I said I really miss it.

95. The kind of people I hate the most are those who are good at flattery and good at smooth talk, because staying with them will make you look like you don’t know how to behave.

96. You said you were joking. However, if you haven't thought about it in your mind. Will you come as soon as you open your mouth? Will it? So, you really like her.