First, I'm about to fall in love. I don't know who it is. I am happy for him first.

Second, some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chins and want double eyelids.

Third, some people review like Confucius, some people review like a goddess mending the sky, and I review like Columbus discovering the new continent.

Fourth, look in the mirror when you look good. After all, this fantasy is not available every day, and the opportunity is rare and cherished.

I can only chat with you at noon, not because I am indifferent, but because I am afraid that you will fall in love with me sooner or later.

Six, good friends take off the bill, I am even worse. I have lost my hair.

7. Everyone likes to take photos with you at the party. It doesn't mean that you are popular, but it may be because of your big face!

If it took me all my luck to meet you, please stay away from me. I want to play cards in the new year.

Nine, heartless, I licked my hand, which killed me. Sure enough, all beautiful women are roses with thorns.

Ten, grow so big, did not learn other skills, mastered a specialty, can sleep without sleeping pills during the day, and can be excited without stimulants at night.

When I was a child, I thought life was: all the best, more than a year. When I grow up, I find that life is: everything happens unexpectedly, and there is more than one year, and there is less than one year.

Don't worry or panic about what you can't solve today, because you can't solve it tomorrow.