1. If you have an identity, you have an ID card.
There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.
3, human nature is such a cool thin, as long as you get better, you will be willing to give up.
Aunt, your daughter lent me one year, and I'll pay you back next year.
As soon as I settle down to study, I think of the whole world, the motherland has not been unified, and I feel very depressed, so I really have no intention to study.
6, I am not a straw boat, don't send your bitch to me.
7. In fact, I have long wanted to get rid of swearing, but the fools around me always make me helpless.
8. There was a loud noise in the sky, and Lao Tzu appeared. As soon as I got online, the power went out all over the world.
9. Don't be proud of being a bully. Your future boss may be a scum.
10, if one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent.
1 1. Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.
12, the reason why we copy papers is only because we still care about the feelings of our parents.
13, I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!
14. Picking up girls is like hanging QQ. Soak her for two hours every day, and the sun will rise soon.
15, people who have never stood in the same place will not know what it feels like to stand for a long time without bending their legs.
16. Time makes love ridiculous. How can a smiling person cry?
17, I opened this road and planted this tree. I want to cross this road and leave my underwear.
18, my wish is to sleep until I was a child.
The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.
20. The electric fan is man's best friend. I asked the electric fan, am I ugly? The fan shook its head silently all night.
2 1. Some friends are like dogs. Go with whoever has bones.
22. I keep setting new world records every day, and the number of days I have lived in this world.
23. The world laughs at my mental illness and I laugh at the poor.
If you are not blind, don't understand me with your ears.
I thought you were oxygen, but it turned out to be a farce.
26. I have been determined to be a wise man since I was a child, but I have only succeeded in half, and I am still behind.
27. I have always been shameless, and I will carry it out to the end.
28. You are crazy, I am stupid, and you are crazy together.
29. I really want to point to my heart and tell you proudly that there is a substitution here.
30. Whoever is unkind to me, I will write down who has the phone number on the wall and write it at the back: marriage, no conditions, no restrictions on men and women.
The more people I know, the more I like animals.
32, guest officer, please respect yourself, the little girl only sells herself, not entertainers.
I want to be your heart in my next life. If I don't jump, you will die.
34. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.
35. The garden can't be closed in spring. I'm pulling almonds from the wall.
36. Test a lie with a lie, and all you get is a lie.
37. I like watching Diga Altman, because every episode will kill people in a city.
When I was a child, my family was poor and I couldn't afford a bike. I took a taxi to school every day.
39. When you are in a bad mood, take the bus and sit behind your long hair to cut your hair.
Although I have a bad temper, I won't argue with dogs.
4 1, I just like you to take care of me more and make me more important.
42. I've been hoping to see Shuaibi in the ladies' room.
The virus seems to be in love with my computer, and I can't bear to break them up.
44, too hot, nothing is active, acne is the most active.
45. What are the two words you hear the most in the new water margin-eating wine.
46. The three words that touched me the most in the world: I brought you delicious food. I treat you to delicious food. I will take you to eat delicious food!
47. Whenever the war breaks out, I will hide in the trenches because I am undercover.
48. Is there anyone like Kui who just stares at the computer screen but doesn't know what he really wants to do?
49. Two friends are people who can be together. When they are bored, their appearance will make you feel happy. In short, you can laugh at two friends for a long time.
God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all
5 1. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.
52. What is the biggest tragedy of wearing flip-flops? It's just that someone stepped on it and the herringbone is still there.
You always say I don't smile at you, but when I smile at you, you smile at other girls.
Although I am delicate, I am actually illiterate.
Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.
56. The light stretched my figure and slowly disappeared. So I'm invisible.
57. My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and both eyes jump. Does this mean that I am about to fall into a bank full of money?
58. If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you downstairs.
59. I really want to live in movies. The next shot is a subtitle: many years later.
60. You are checking the scores of the World Cup and I am checking the scores of the senior high school entrance examination. Although we take different roads, we will eventually meet on the rooftop.
6 1, take the bus in the afternoon, take out the bus card and crash into the slot.
I wanted to get up and leave the world of mortals, but my shadow fell into the world.
63. I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went astray and became a tease.
64. Shout to me: Money is coming, money is coming, and as a result, money really fell from the sky. Hey, it was a dream.
65. Less from the heart, more ideas.
66. Women are cute when they first meet, and fierce when they meet.
67. I shook my head after breaking up and my wig was thrown out.
68. A woman can't see through her heart because her breasts are too thick.
69. I went swimming in the lake in the afternoon and suddenly it rained heavily. I quickly dived into the water to avoid the rain.
70. Actually, I am selfish. Seeing people who are good to me and others makes me have bad taste.
7 1, bid farewell to the second grade and welcome the third grade in the future. It's awkward to hold your fingers.
72. Letting the world bow is a kind of domineering, and letting yourself go is a kind of boldness.
73. It is not easy to cheat if you are good-looking. The invigilator couldn't help but take a look. No wonder I was often found in those days.
74. I can't find too many words in my heart. Forgive me for being speechless.
There are a group of Smurfs on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea! They are diligent and clever. They worked overtime until dawn. ...
76. How can your heart and appearance be so different?
77. Comfort yourself "It doesn't matter" every time you finish the exam.
78. Last night, there was a loud noise and lightning flashed by. I thought it was a crossing. Damn it, the power is out!
79. I wish I could block the news of Tencent, at least it won't make me happy.
80. It really didn't disappoint me to say that you are shameless.
8 1, hold you in my palm, close your palm, I can't keep you!
I have short hair. Don't make me get married again.
83. Why do people live? For those great great-grandfather Mao.
84. I haven't actually forgotten anything, but there are some things that need to be hidden.
85. I thought I was decadent, but I didn't know I was scrapped until today.
86. You are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.
87. Never hang yourself from a tree. Try a tree nearby.
Geniuses usually don't live long because they know too much.
89. There are too many liars now. In the afternoon, I heard a man say "I'm dying of heat" in the street. I am so kind that I am afraid that something will happen to her. He didn't die three blocks from her!
90. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere!
9 1, I generally don't like to see a doctor, because doctors have nothing to see.
92. As a handsome guy, the highest level is not that you pick up girls, but that girls come to pick you up.
93. How wonderful the world would be if scores could rise like house prices.
94. When I have a fever at home, I will stick to surfing the Internet. When I sneeze at school, I think it's terminal cancer.
95. You should live well, for those who want you to live well, and for those who want you to die soon.
96. My friend asked me to transfer money to him, and I accidentally pressed a phone number, so it was more when I counted it.
97. If you give me herpes, I will live and die together.
98. When I get rich, I will buy 100 million bicycles for everyone in China. I take the bus by myself?
99. I also want to look down on myself, but my weight is not allowed.
100, when I saw you at man show, I looked down, not because I was shy, but because I was looking for bricks.
10 1, I will cherish everyone who comments on me, because no one will be idle and crazy to care about my mood.
102, I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life.
103, I want to make a lot of money for my dad, and then I will be a rich second generation.
104, do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.
105, what is happiness? Happiness is waking up every morning to look at your watch, but you can still sleep for half an hour.
106, I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies don't fall from the sky, let alone money.
107, there are two kinds of people, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. I'm caught in the middle. It's ugly.
108, unbeaten sister, you said I was a disgrace to the whole world. Have you been kind to me?
109, pretend, pretend, sooner or later you will get tired of pretending, I will see through you sooner or later.
1 10, the teacher said to his mother, "This child giggles at his crotch every day in class."
1 1 1. You are my Youlemei in winter and my popsicle in summer.
1 12, you have to believe that we will end up like a fairy tale, with frogs and dinosaurs.
1 13, the best way to stop a woman's mouth when quarreling is to kiss her.
1 14, the mouth is trying to be brave, but the heart is not so strong to surrender. Actually, we are all faking it.
1 15, the only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.
1 16. Time is cruel. I won a lot, but tell me this is growth.
It turns out that our biggest rival in love is not mistress. It is time.
1 18, he ignored me for a long time. I was happy to ignore me today, but he said two words, "Go away".
1 19, I gave you my phone number. Why don't you understand my mind? Should I be charged for something?
120, don't worry about the road you haven't taken, as long as you keep ahead of yourself.