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1. The years are still long, and the heart is kind. Eventually, someone will walk my dog and drink with me.

My favorite is the puppy, which is much more reliable than some people.

3. Since I had a dog, I dressed up and went straight back to the middle school level, because no matter what I wore, I was immediately thrown into mud by the dog.

Growing flowers, raising dogs, cooking and sleeping with people I like are my ideal life in the future.

5. I really like dogs! But I was afraid that I couldn't raise it well, so I devoted myself to slapping other people's dogs.

6. I'm really exhausted since I got a dog. I take it out every day. I didn't walk the dog, it walked me.

7. I have a dog again Although I swear I will never have a dog again in my life, I am really happy to have a dog!

8. Most young couples in love like to keep dogs.

9. I prefer keeping dogs to boys who own cats, because I don't want you to have two sticky species.

10. A dog is man's best friend, and a dog's best friend is another dog. It's hard for dogs to talk about respect.

1 1. Walking my dog and listening to songs alone in the park is the happiest moment of my day.

12. Every time I visit the night market, there will be a pet shop WeChat on my mobile phone. My wife loves dogs too much!

13. I have a dog with a serious Oedipus complex. Why do I like keeping dogs? Because he is always by my side when I need company.

14. Now, as long as I see dogs, I like them. I like all dogs. The second thing I have money is to have a dog.

15. Dogs are loyal friends of human beings, and people who love dogs have a delicate heart! 16. I like watching cats and dogs more and more, and I want to be alone more and more. It seems that confession without feedback can make me more comfortable. I don't know why, maybe I'm too free.

17. I especially like chatting with dogs. My dog lies on top of me and listens to me.

18. I really like Keji! How so cute! Although the legs are short, they are cute to run!

19. I like dogs for so many years. Have you changed? Do you still like dogs as always?

20. The air is filled with sweet-scented osmanthus, which is quite suitable for a person to walk the dog this season.

2 1. My favorite smells are the shower gel of my dog after bathing and the smell of Mao Mao. The face buried in it is super comfortable and super healing.

I used to feel lonely alone, but now I am much happier with a dog.

23. There are roughly two kinds of dog owners. One is that they really like dogs, and the other is that some people and things in life are not satisfactory. Keep dogs for fun.

24. Dogs are man's most loyal friends. Don't hurt any puppies.

25. Since I got a dog. Many dogs like to play with me. Staying in the hospital every day is boring and going downstairs for a walk. This dog has been following me. It's so cute.

Although we can't communicate, it can understand my mood.

Before you take me home, please remember that my life expectancy is about ten to fifteen years. If you abandon me, it will be my greatest pain.

28. I like cats and dogs, but I'm not ready to keep them yet. I hope I can raise cats and dogs with the elderly when I get old.

29. We can have many dogs, but the dog has only one owner, so we should treat it well. 30. Shiba Inu is very popular in Japan and belongs to small dogs. A gentle and obedient dog that even girls will like.

3 1. Every time I think about whether I like cats or dogs better, I still like dogs better.

32. If a dog loves you, it will always love you, no matter what you do, what happens and how long it takes.

33. I like cats and dogs, and I have been entangled in raising dogs or cats. On second thought, it's really best to have a cat and a dog.

34. People who don't keep dogs will never understand the happiness of keeping dogs. They are warm, naive, lovely and clingy goblins, which can make you a happy child at any time.

35. Some people always think that other people's dogs can eat, and my dog can eat. Really, don't feed the dog indiscriminately, you will regret it if something happens!

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