I used to talk, but I thought I was blind.

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

No one who doesn't know him has ever eaten pork.

5. Give your uncle a smile, little girl. If you don't, he will give you a smile.

6. Go your own way and say whatever you want!

7. I am a second-hand scientist

8. Don't leave after the party. I'll treat you to dinner, and whoever goes will pay.

9. "Grandpa, how can I go to America?" "Then who knows ... ask the village chief!"

10. How many stops is Tieling from America?

1 1. White House-freshly brushed pulp.

12. This plane is also diesel.

13. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always want ghosts and gods not to know that we are too embarrassed.

Spend 200 yuan to buy a pig, squeak to drink water, eat beans, throw it over the wall, squeak, and guess what-dead!

14. Animals (people) have discerning eyes.

15. Give you pocket money (lucky money)

16. He can break white shorts into chrysanthemums when he farts.

17. I won't leave you here, but I won't leave you anywhere. I'm going to the railway!

18. Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.