I can resist thousands of troops by myself, but I can't sweep you dogs.

If it works, it makes sense to fart. If it fails, farting makes sense.

Don't draw a line on my heart and leave, or I will be cured and I will stab you to death.

I don't want to hear the so-called reasons. Anyway, it's an excuse to refuse me.

We should all face the sun and live proudly.

No need to explain, no need to explain, I am who I am.

There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

If you throw it away, it is my fault. It doesn't matter, why be wronged.

With you, I can sit all over the world. Without you, my world is still great.

Tell me what your wish is and let me crush it myself.

My enthusiasm time is limited, please take a good attitude.

From then on, there are a sea of people around me, and I don't lack you.

My heart is not a bus, and I can't sit down with an empty seat.

Go your own way and let the cat and the dog talk.

Different people play different roles in your life. People who leave should know how to forget.

Love has many gestures, romantic, indifferent, playboy and eternal.

First love is beautiful for everyone and will bring you good memories.

Learn to relax yourself in your spare time and forget all the unpleasant things.

I treat you like a human being. What can I do if you don't treat yourself like a human being?

The wind blows and the water cools, and the strong man beats the dog, which is gone forever.

I farted. They say it's love. I heard it and smelled it, but no one saw it.

What are you city people dragging? There are hundreds of acres of land in my countryside that have not been called. Are you scared silly?

I'm not so much a playboy as you can't catch my heart.

Falling in love with you is inevitable in life.

Relax and be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time!

I can change my old temper, but I must get your tenderness.

My head is only lowered to you once. If I stay, I will only tell you once. You can stay or not.

I fell in love with the bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always separated me.

When I was at school, I always wanted to know whether Tsinghua was better or Peking University. I didn't know until I grew up that it was all a dream.

Do you prefer RMB or RMB? Can you compare with it?

What forever? You can come to me when you live to that age.