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Don't blame your brother for not being human, just blame your sister-in-law for being so attractive.
1, women should stand behind men. Give your body at any time.

2. Between men and women, there is always ambiguity before love.

3. I told myself that whether I am happy or not, I must be strong and live!

4, men, like a dollar coin, one in front and a chrysanthemum in the back.

What I want to see most in my life is the painful appearance of men's dysmenorrhea and abortion.

6. Twenty people are Pentium, thirty are Microsoft, Rhapsody in July is Panasonic, and fifty are Lenovo.

7. Men are awesome. Kneel between a woman's legs

8. Men change cars when they have money, change houses when they have money, and change wives when they have money.

9. Either live well or die quickly.

10, a man's goodness is only known to every woman around him.

1 1. Men are like chewing gum. The more you chew, the less you taste.

12, don't be a woman who needs a man, be a woman who needs a man.

13, no one is allowed to hurt my sister, and no one is allowed to touch my sister without my permission.

14, the number of women in your hand is counted and counted, but you forget that there are countless men in my hand.

15, there are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

16, men are philandering, and they are not called men if they don't touch them.

17, I said, man, can you stop hurting the woman who loves you so much?

18, as a typical loser, I am actually very successful.

19, since I came out of my mother's stomach, I have no intention of going back alive.

20, no longer live quietly, I want to start my pride again.

2 1, if you are sentimental, it is easy to get old, and all sisters will be knocked down-girlfriends are the first.

22, I live for my sisters, and I am willing to be disfigured by a knife. You people are bullying a fucking try.

23, I think there must be a lot of people secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has confessed to me!

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

25. Live for yourself, not for love.

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

27. Those who secretly love me, you can really hold your breath. You have been secretly in love for more than 20 years, but nothing has happened. Ha ha...

28. Either live well or die quickly!

29. Some people are alive, but he is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.

30. The sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

3 1. Be cheerful when you are alive, because we will die for a long time!

Don't want to live in pain, just give me a happy smile.

33. It takes courage to live and strength to die.

Live like the sun 1, even if it burns others.

35. Laughing is a lifetime, so is crying. Anyway, as long as you live, you live with a smile.

I live to eat meat, and any animal on the grassland may be my lunch.

37. What are we afraid of? We came into this world with no intention of going back alive!

Don't blame your brother for not being human, just blame your sister-in-law for being so attractive.

39. Sisters are brothers and men are clothes. If anyone touches my sister, I'll tear his clothes.

40. For a woman, I put a knife in my brother's body and another knife in my brother's body. I really understand the middle truth.

4 1, women are like clothes, brothers are like brothers. How to mend the broken clothes and how to connect the broken limbs?