2. format yourself just to delete you.

3. The teacher always tells us not to lie, and teaches us to lie as soon as we come up to check.

4. I am 3 degrees in the south, and you wear long pants in the north.

5. Self-timer is such a thing: three points are doomed to heaven, and seven points depend on the filter.

6. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, so I was blissful when I saw you.

7. Everything is just a cloud, so now I begin to believe in donkeys.

8. I'm really a playboy. Just after the summer vacation, I think about the winter vacation.

9. No matter how big the official is, no matter how much money he has, the king of Yan still drags in.

1. Skin care is actually a kind of metaphysics. If you don't order products that are beyond your financial ability, it will have no effect.

11. An impulsive person like me should be severely beaten to calm down.

12. Not all actors can act, but they must pretend to be grandchildren.

13. I won't bend over if I lose money in the sky, because even pies won't fall in the sky, let alone money.

14. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

15. No one has died since ancient times. It's not the same to die early and late!

16. I swallowed a * *, and the world immediately became sexy.

17. Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it takes so long to go to work? Because it has not only morning but also morning!

18. Toss a coin, head to the Internet, tail to sleep, and stand up for class.

19. I am crying at every pore.

2. There is a kind of yearning called longing for autumn water, and there is a kind of coldness called forgetting to wear long trousers.

21. I don't like you, like a neighbor who ate pepper and got numb next door.

22. You should feel at ease and get fat. Being thin is someone else's business.

23. Thinking about me is too complicated, which means that you are not simple.

24, you don't like me now, I tell you, after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

25. When you were about to be born, the doctor took a look and asked if you wanted to go back to the fortress.

26. I'm too hard. In my last life, I might have been a shortcut. It's hard to get through the Shu road, and it's hard to get to the sky!

27. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

28. Try everything. How can you know what you really can't do without trying?

29. You like me very much because you don't know me. If you know me, you have to love me to death.

3. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you come up with so many ways to save money?

31. The sky is vast, you eat grass and I eat sugar.

32. When I paid the phone bill, I realized that what I said was so valuable.

33. Look for friends, find a boyfriend, kiss your mouth, hold hands, and have a baby at night.

34. If you feel nauseous and retch while brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.

35. Deliberately study, work, live and live like an individual!

36. The longer I have been in contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs will always be dogs, and sometimes people are not people.

37. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but the biggest possibility is that I am hungry.

38. In the end, the relationship with most people is: just take the flow, not the heart.

39. Tell me about this article. If you take off the bill within three days, please contact me if it doesn't work. I will be your partner.

4. My wife always warns me not to find a lover by crying, making trouble and hanging herself, which makes me very angry because she never makes a third move.

41. Promise me that your mouth is only used for eating.

42. There are no insurmountable hurdles in this world, only endless hurdles.

43. Eason Chan only taught me how to sing for ten years, but didn't teach me how to walk for ten years.

44. Your appearance is out of proportion.

45. The clever monster recorded the spell of Tang Priest.

46. The ex-girlfriend seems to be her own, and the post-girlfriend seems to be adopted.

47. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you know me later, you will definitely hit me.

48. In order to build a harmonious society, honey, let's do it again.

49. I have lived to this age, and the only thing I can afford is chopsticks.

5. My friend cried to me, saying that she was often lovelorn because she was too poor. I immediately despaired of this society: being poor, why can he have a girlfriend?

51. The phone bill is gone, the traffic is gone, the short message is gone, the winter vacation is gone, and the homework is still there.

52. I was hit on the waist by my youth, and I pretended not to apologize. So I hit ya hard. As a result, my youth was black and blue.

53. The so-called true love is when you know that two people are so ugly, and you are worried that the other person will be taken away.

54. God, if you can't make me thin, make my friends fat.

55. Never please others, which is why it is so charming.

56. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

57. The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but actually it just goes its own way.

58. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

59. The saddest thing in the world is lack of sleep, especially when you have a cold.

6. If you spend your youth in idleness, it will be a sad tragedy to recall the years.

61. Remember, dear, the good-looking ones are coquetry, and the ugly ones are wild!

62. Rome wasn't built in a day, nor was it built in a day!

63. Although my money was not blown by the strong wind, it looks like it was blown away by the strong wind.

64. Please pay attention to the food around you. You may die if you are not careful.

65. You believed all the lies I told, but you didn't believe only one sentence: I love you.

66. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to date yourself? I can't even think about it, which is such a blessing.

67. Why hasn't my Mr Right come yet? I really want to help him choose a SF Express and deliver it the same day.

68. I wish you all have the love that everyone envies, and I wish I had money.

69, others pretend to be pure, so I have to pretend to be forced, otherwise I am not robbing others of their jobs.

7. Are you there? I wish I were. Recently, someone stole pigs. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

71. If you have a long insole face, don't step on it.

72. If you can't see that I like you, you can donate your eyes to people in need.

73. I saw a couple making out on the road, so I ran over and said to the boy, Brother, this sister today is not as beautiful as yesterday.

74. It's good that you left, otherwise I would have kept you for dinner.