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Funny and handsome sentences
Every time I look in the mirror, I say, Holy shit, he's fucking handsome again. What other funny and handsome sentences are there? The following are funny and handsome sentences I brought, welcome to read!

A series of interesting and handsome sentences

1) Your appearance is not accurate, and the proportion is not well played.

2) You look like a car accident scene.

3) Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

4) You are so fucking postmodern.

MMD, I have never seen anything with such archaeological value.

6) You are too easily recognized.

7) You are a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

8) You are really creative and have the courage to live!

9) If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

10) Although I am handsome, I am very low-key!

Complete works of funny and handsome sentences

1) I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

2) I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed!

3) If Shuai Neng is a meal, Ben Shuai will feed hundreds of millions of people.

4) Handsome is providence, and cool is man-made.

The weather is very good today. Today is a good day to go out and release handsome.

6) Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you were so big? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

7) Everyone loves flowers, and the car has a flat tire.

8) If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I will call myself a rogue.

9) Your appearance is very refreshing.

10) Why cover your face with your ass!

1 1) International faces are universal.

12) You broke the rules.

13) looks very sci-fi and abstract.

14) Your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

15) a face of innocence, a face of sorry for the people, sorry for the party.

16) Long adventure.

17) I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

18) The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where this handsome guy is.

19) I am handsome, with regular facial features and a well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO handsome guy system certification for the first time, and there are hints; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

20) Whenever I look in the mirror, I will say, Holy shit, he is fucking handsome again.

2 1) I am young and handsome. At the age of seven, he studied literature, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of eight, knowing astronomy and geography above and trivial things below. Every time I go out for a walk, I often attract beautiful women to jump off a building. Handsome men are kind-hearted and helpful. Did the Chinese teacher explain it in elementary school? Handsome guy? Meaning, I am puzzled, deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a picture. Oh, suddenly understand?

22) Without my handsomeness, what can human beings live on? A complete collection of quotations com

23) There are no shortcomings except being handsome, why! ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good!

24) You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

25) One day I shouted at the sky: I am not handsome! ! God listened, and a thunder struck. Who told you to lie?

26) I ran to Mount Everest and said loudly to the sky. I am not handsome! ? Suddenly, there was thunder in the sky: a flash of lightning hit me! ! God said angrily, if you lie again, I will chop you to death! ! ! ?

27) Known as a pear flower on a begonia, people nicknamed it "Jade-faced Little Flying Dragon", which is the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom, the combination of chivalry and benevolence, and a great man of all ages.

28) I am handsome, cool, attractive, well-proportioned, good-looking, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, and generous. Extraordinary spirit, the top ten outstanding in the country.

I wonder why people always say I am handsome. I'm bored to death!

30) Walking on the road today, several girls said I was handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical!

3 1) I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. You are easy to be shot by an inspector running around the street like this.

33) It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.

CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. After seeing me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in June. ! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome?

35) hey. Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

36) Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

37) You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone.

38) The long flying sand and stones are wonderful.

I looked at him sadly and said:? Can the operation be cured?

40) A well-proportioned tree is better than Pan An, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.