1. Be someone else’s treasure, don’t get involved in my muddy waters.

2. How long a mouse can live depends on the cat's mood.

3. Dogs lick when they meet dogs, and they act when people meet others.

4. When you succeed, who cares about your past.

5. There is no need to argue with fate, only by letting nature take its course can we be at peace with each other.

6. Some marriages start with respecting each other like guests, then they respect each other like ice, and finally they respect each other like soldiers.

7. If you still can’t get out of singlehood, get yourself out of poverty quickly. You can’t have no one around you and no money in your card.

8. You have suffered all the grievances. If you cannot grow, it will be a big loss.

9. A wrong start may not lead to a perfect ending. Nothing in this world is certain. They are all touching, waiting, and slowly searching.

10. We all understand the truth, but those who should complain will still complain, those who should scold will still scold, and those who should cry will still cry. After all, the pain in the heart cannot be relieved by reason.

11. Destiny is like the palm prints in your hand, no matter how twists and turns, it is ultimately in your own hands.

12. Youth requires indulgence. Life is not long, so don’t regret that you did not have the time to do anything arrogantly in your life until you grow old.

13. Because I clearly understood that I couldn’t get what I wanted, I chose to give up; I didn’t know whether it was right or wrong, so let time decide.

14. Beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, and fatness and thinness are determined by heaven. There is a time in destiny that you will eventually become thin, and there is no time in destiny that you will become fat. If you have food today, eat it now; you will be fatter tomorrow and worry about it tomorrow.

15. All the pretentiousness and pretentiousness, the roaring and depression, all stem from the lack of money and love.

16. When you like someone, you don’t need any reason; when you don’t like someone, you have many excuses!

17. Some things can’t be achieved without hard work. No matter how beautiful the design of the fifty yuan RMB is, it will not be as attractive as the one hundred yuan.

18. I had to hold back a lot of things and then didn’t bother to say them anymore. I was disappointed with a lot of things and then I didn’t care anymore.

19. When you are with the person you love most, you are talking about feelings. When you are with the most suitable person, you are talking about life. What we wanted at first was feelings, but in the end we all chose life.

20. Some people are covered in wounds and say, "Leave me alone, I just want to die." Some people's faces were filled with tears and they said, "Fuck it, I don't want it anymore." Grit your teeth and persist, but the gains and losses may not be proportional. I feel relieved to give up, but it may be too late to look back. Neither persistence nor giving up is absolutely correct. What I hate the most is just one sentence, and I have no choice but to say it. I am happy if I can’t do it more than one sentence. Amazing Quotes on Moments

1. The things that are left unfinished are the most itchy.

2. The long-term is no longer than obsession, and the short-term is no more than fickleness.

3. Forbearance to push the envelope even further, and take a step back to make the situation worse.

4. When couples are everywhere, singles are the most popular.

5. The color of the banknotes in your pocket determines your mood today.

6. Those who can’t lose weight are always in a commotion, and those who can’t eat fat have nothing to fear.

7. Either be tolerant or cruel. Only by being ruthless can you stand firm in this dirty society.

8. Every day you live now is the youngest day in the rest of your life.

9. Happy people do not have everything, they just try their best to enjoy the gifts of life.

10. How much slander you can bear, how much praise you can bear.

11. Give you a slap and then rub you, this is the human heart.

12. If you can shout "I don't have to worry about this little thing" 20 times a day, you will find that you have an incredible power in your heart. Give it a try, it works.

13. Whoever played with me as a child was my friend. When I grow up, I will play with whoever is my friend.

14. Many ideals can be realized easily if you have money.

15. Reality will tell you that if you don’t work hard, you will be trampled to death by life. Because having nothing is the reason to keep fighting.

16. Don’t think about what will happen in the future. The future is a matter of the future. Life lasts only a hundred years, it just rises and falls.

17. In today's society, there are no brothers like Chen Haonan and Pheasant in the movie. They are on the run, so it is better to go home early.

18. What is visible is the gesture. What is missing is the means; what is not read is the inside story; what is stretched is the belly.

19. In the next life, I will be a koala, sleep for 20 hours a day, eat for 2 hours, and be in a daze for 2 hours. This is life!

20 I don’t mind at all if you betray me. My gain is that I see you clearly.

21. It is said that the characters in "Xuanwu" have good figures. Let me tell you, if you jump around like that every day, you will also lose weight.

22. Friends have two sides, some can give you warmth, and some can make you feel cold.

Even if you have been hurt by a friend, you should be happy that at this age when you have no money, no power, no power, everyone comes together for nothing. When it feels right, it sticks tight. When you get tired of it, you walk far away. No one can blame you. People live for themselves, so there is no need to retain those who leave. Profound and stunning sentences in the circle of friends

1. Swimming through a world, going to a life and death.

2. I also want to spend my whole life wandering, but I accidentally fall in love with someone.

3. I am waiting for the sun and the wind, and I am also waiting for you. I open my hand and I hug you, how nice it is.

4. It takes some hot tears to understand the depth of love.

5. There are thousands of people in the world, but you are the only one who catches my eye

6.

Meet the person you like

Just like the rest of life after a catastrophe

Drifting across the sea

Finally seeing land

7.

The person you love deeply cannot hide your heart Hang up

The person you have missed for a long time is out of sight in your dreams

8.

I wish that I

could be with you like mist in the morning In the eyes

May I

sing at the bottom of your clear and peaceful heart

9,

I I like the way you walked towards me

Even though I was just passing by

10,

We met because of the sea of ??people

That's why it seemed so unexpected

11.

I can be behind you,

like a shadow dreamwalking after the light

12,

I waited in the lonely castle,

deceiving myself that he would come back.

——"Beauty and the Beast"

13,

In time, there are mountains to the south and water to the north,

It's a pity that there is a gap between you and me People come and go.

12.

I waited in the lonely castle,

deceiving myself that he would come back.

——"Beauty and the Beast"

13,

In time, there are mountains to the south and water to the north,

It's a pity that there is a gap between you and me People come and go.

14.

At that moment there was a tsunami in your heart

But you stood quietly

without letting anyone know

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15,

You are my weakness,

but you are no longer my armor

In all As time goes by, when my thoughts are covered with moss, the dream is still there, but my memory is old. 2020 Amazing Funny Signatures for Moments

1. I am so busy that I don’t even know what to do.

2. The chicken’s resistance is to make its own meat unpalatable.

3. This kind of fierce female gangster is really rare in the world.

4. I am not a government hater, but many despicable behaviors make me look down upon.

5. You know that I have always scorned all pseudo-hooliganism.

6. Even artificial intelligence is no match for nature.

7. Remind everyone to use online language with caution. I know a child who always says that I faint and fall down, and later suffers from cerebral ischemia. Experts suggest that in comparison, it is safer to switch to the traditional saying that we cao, but experts also say: it should not be done too frequently.

8. I saw a car on the road, and there were six words posted on the back of the car: If you are in a hurry, fly over.

9. China today is a country with a high degree of freedom. For most ordinary citizens, there are actually only two things that are not allowed: this and that.

10. Both Li Yuchun and Zeng Yike are my brothers.

11. No blood on the face, no injuries on the body, no one around.

12. You insist on making Audrey Hepburn into a street girl.

13. In fact, in the end we will all be offline on someone else's MSN.

14. Kindness means that I eat meat without chewing when others are hungry.

15. Bad luck is a kind of luck that can never be missed.

16. The bankruptcy of Durex is not a tragedy, but the collapse of Durex is a tragedy.

17. It’s been a long time since anyone has made cowhide look so fresh and refined!

18. The difference between leaders and us is that they walk on the red carpet, while we walk on the zebra crossing.

19. Everyone has to eat shit sometimes, just don’t chew it carefully

20. If you reason with him, he will act like a gangster with you; if you act like a gangster, he will Just reason with you. Please tell me, who is he?

21. Money is a good medicine and has blatant effects.

22. The world belongs to us and our sons, but ultimately it belongs to our grandchildren.

23. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

24. Yesterday, I received a text message asking me to quickly transfer money to an account at the Agricultural Bank of China. I replied: Don’t worry, I’ll burn it for you right away!

25. If you push me again, if you push me again, I will pretend to be dead in front of you.

26. Some people say that there is no connection between the instructions of the medicine and its effects, and that the name does not match the reality. This is pure slander. Because once I went to the doctor for a stomachache, and the doctor actually prescribed me cold medicine, and I caught a cold immediately.

27. When I have money, let’s buy lollipops. Buy two lollipops and watch me eat them. I’ll eat the other lollipops for you to watch.

28. When cooking, a crab lifts the lid of the pot and says to you: I'm hot! , the answer is: If you want to be popular, just endure it

29. Yesterday, at the Hunan press conference, Li Yuchun responded positively for the first time to popular phrases such as "Brother Xinchun, get eternal life" that are widely circulated on the Internet. Li Yuchun said: Whether you believe me or not, you will all die anyway. Many reporters present shed tears of emotion!

30. We have to look forward. How can we know what is good without missing some crooked melons and bad dates?

31. Hello, aunt, I am your son’s boyfriend.

32. I was astonished at first, completely, only because I had rarely seen it in the world.

33. Everyone says I’m ugly, but in fact I’m just not obviously beautiful.

34. It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover.

35. Human beings are running wildly in the direction of ~~!

36. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

37. A gentleman pretends to be dead to be a confidant, and a woman undergoes plastic surgery to please someone.

38. A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is not a good driver

39. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket and get some instant noodles.

40. Get out of here, keep getting out!

41. Boss, give me two pounds of true love first, take it back and feed it to the dog!

42. I have a heavy mouth, so I plan to give up cola and drink acute syrup instead.

43. Bajie, don’t think that you are a night pig standing under the street lamp.

44. Lao Tzu can help you solve problems that Confucius cannot solve.

45. There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no beam that cannot be hung.

46. Before I had time to get involved with the flowers, I was plucked out.

47. If you make trouble unreasonably, you must have a purpose!

48. When you wake up today, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a will next to it: I struggled all night, and your shamelessness makes me ashamed to live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I committed suicide!

49. After all, I couldn’t outrun that BMW. I could only watch it fly away in the sunset. It wasn’t that my engine was bad, but that my car chain fell off

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50. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.

51. Landing face first on the ground, there is no way to recover.

52. Thank you! How can I have the nerve to collect money from you after thanking you?

53. I am embarrassed to arrest you, so why are you embarrassed to steal?

54. My heart is so broken that it looks like dumpling stuffing when I hold it out.

55. A hero does not care about his origin, and a rogue does not care about his age.

56. God will definitely forgive me, because that is his profession.