Classic funny jingle
1. The fox is not demon, sexy and not coquettish.
2. You are not drunk, and I am not drunk, so sleep on the wide road!
I was swinging on the swing when the sun came out. After swinging, I swung on the tightrope. Suddenly, a high-voltage telex came. I was infiltrated into the temple of hades. I lit a cigarette for hades. The keeper praised me as a good boy. Year after year, I finally returned to this world.
4. Wait left and right, and you won't have enough to eat.
Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?
6. If you want to buy something, hurry up; Don't miss a good opportunity. Opportunities don't come every day. You should shoot.
7. Stir-fry red meat. I'm afraid you don't have enough courage to eat them.
8. It's raining and bubbling, and the tortoise wears a straw hat.
9. You are my heart, you are my liver and you are three quarters of my life.
10. The computer room is surrounded by walls, except the machines.
1 1. Shampoo noodles, like thin threads, turn lotus flowers in the pot. One-sided, like hemp money, will not stick to the bowl.
12. A red Guan Gong's face, two red marriage certificates, three red drunkard's eyes and four red monkey's hair.
13. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is consciousness, getting married is wrong, getting divorced is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is waste, and many lovers are animals!
14. I'm Kosai. I am here to buy food. Two hairs on eggplant and one cucumber!
15. Big gambling mistakes the country, small gambling mistakes the home, and you can manage your home without gambling and spending money.
16. Life is not as good as people, so you should have the determination to get ahead. If you have troubles, you should look for them, and if you want to do them, you should try to eliminate them. Find a happy home, don't be afraid of suffering. Money and silver rush, pursue happiness and protect the family.
17. The outside world is so good, it is better to stay at home for one more second; Young people suffer more, but old people suffer less.
18. I wish you a pleasant journey, disappear halfway and kick your leg and fall into the toilet.
19. A good host is willing to spend a little money.
20. Old beans have been beaten to keep fit; Beat the old beans and bless the Bodhisattva!
2 1. Illness comes from eating, and troubles come from listening.
22. In today's era of reversal, men play with beautiful women and handsome, with money and no money, and don't play with innocence and pervert.
23. Until one of Yang's children grew up, he hid in the boudoir and played with his mobile phone. However, before she started walking towards us, we called 1000 times and urged 1000 times, and I was still playing with my mobile phone. Tears fell in your eyes because you didn't receive your mobile phone. I am sending my brother a mobile phone where I am climbing the mountain. I talk about teenage madness and lead my children and grandchildren to play mobile phones.
24. A catty and a half of Erguotou, a two-year-old veteran in love, a three-year-old man who eats, drinks, gambles, and cheats at the age of four, knowing that this person is you, and insisting on seeing the end. Admire! Admire!
I am not a good reader, but my parents forced me to come. The examination questions are as deep as the sea, and the eggs and ducks are rolling in.
26. Distinguish between right and wrong and take the initiative to admit mistakes.
27. People are really tired when they are alive: they have to queue up when they get on the bus, and it is also painful to love you. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money!
28. Drinking is the highest, and fornication is not chaotic.
29. Buckwheat bean jelly with moldy tofu is delicious and not greasy.
30. Why should the rich pretend to be poor and the poor pretend to be rich, because this can narrow the gap between the rich and the poor.
More classic jingles
1. It is said that people should be diligent and practical, but people who talk sweet words can always gain the trust of leaders.
It depends on the quality, so don't worry about the money. Both Yang and Yang can win the battle. The sky is afraid of dark clouds and the earth is afraid of drought. Whoever buys parallel imports will suffer.
Only by holding your son's hand can you know his ugliness. Drag the child away, and the child says no.
Take the lead in shouting, heroes from all directions are coming for the second time. Jiangcheng has a fiery day in July, and the door of the academy is open for you. I like to accompany the sun back to my alma mater. Who is afraid of the sun when I return to my hometown? It coincides with the holiday, no one cares, and the beautiful campus is wandering. I am busy taking photos and videos, so I am happy to do exercises and sign autographs. It's a pity that the new building is replaced by the old one. The reunion time is very short, but the beautiful and handsome guys are always there in spring. Meet your wife and Dai and laugh at who confessed in the first place. There is no good wine in reunion, and Baiyun wine is full of joy. If you don't get drunk and don't return to a true gentleman, how can deep sleep reduce your spirit? During the storm, there will be a riverside pavilion and a drizzle to wash the stage. Everyone is telling the truth, and tears are like the sea when feelings are strong. I don't know where to go in a blink of an eye, and joy will leave for a few days. Heroes and children have their own things, and they have made great achievements from the beginning. Start writing from the army to serve the country, with both ability and political integrity. Joining the WTO also has the real ability to help the world and manage funds well. The gods used to ride cranes, but now the river is surging. Young crops in early years become pillars in ten years.
5. Now the voice of answering the phone is getting smaller and smaller, and the opposite is the leader; The voice is getting louder and louder, and the opposite is the subordinate; Pick it up and you will be upset and dial the wrong number; Laughing nonstop, the opposite female classmate; Hum for a long time, my wife is lecturing; Avoid people quietly, the opposite lover.
6. It is a waste in the world for men not to drink.
7. People are afraid of being unreasonable, and dogs are afraid of scratching their tails.
8. There is a small cigarette in the Rizhao incense burner. When you open it, it is a Xiaotian!
9. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.
10. People who have money and time have a good figure, which is a masterpiece; People have money, no illness, no time, treasure; People have no money, no illness and no time, top grade; People have no money, no illness and no time, and the products are inferior; People have no money, no time, no temper and waste.
1 1. Youth is gone, property is less, status is even smaller, and wife has run away.
12. People can't travel in rivers and lakes without wine; People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.
13. Steamed buns are fresh, tender, smooth and delicious, and everyone smells them with relish.
14. There is a brick on the hard wall, two latches on the hard door, three hard sentries and four hard telephone poles.
15. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine.
16. The boss of the company is really awesome, connecting the world with Xiaomi; The department manager is very stylish, including the Little Three Shenzhou Tour; The director of the department is not stupid, and he can get a lover's recharge card. Ordinary employees take their wives to make local calls when their pockets are empty.
17. Hundreds of thousands of people went into battle together just to earn money to go to the countryside. Graduation from college is worthless, and everyone loves to be a village official. I was not used to doing housework since I was a child, but now I want to be the head of the family. Nothing, as long as you can fill out the paper!
18. Apples are delicious, but it is difficult to plant trees. Love is hard to talk about. As soon as youth is over, no one loves it. Take time to fall in love. The flowers will pass next year, and time will not come back. Wish you a peach blossom this year.
19. I'm thallium. I can lose my hair. I'm famous for poisoning Tsinghua.
20. The sky is grey and wild, and Yun Zheyue scolds the battlefield lightly, and the butterfly dance flowers pour out their worries in the valley.
A catchy classic jingle
1, a pot of wine in the flowers, free cigarettes; Until, holding up my cup, I asked the moon that there was no money; Have sex when you wake up and pay when you are drunk. Will goodwill be guaranteed? , eat and drink!
2, fart is the gas of life, take a breath and keep fit. It's okay to squeeze and suffocate your body.
3, it is not cost-effective to think about it, so I have to squat and be beheaded. I still don't know what to do, just sigh alone!
4. The sky is gray, the ground is gray and the maple leaves are frosty. Average, average, average.
5, the house leaks when it rains all night, and the appetite increases greatly in famine years.
6. Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, don't worry about combing your hair with beef tendon. You don't have to worry about folding and twisting. What are you worried about?
7. I am cesium, golden yellow, and the water container is broken.
8. I am your ape, sitting on your kang, your mother burns incense for me, your father kowtows to me, your grandmother gives me jiaozi, and your grandfather is my big fat man!
9. I am germanium, but my lattice and infrared window can be used as a shell.
10, there is an answer called "mm-hmm". There is a kind of brain damage called mountain cannon. There is another alternative, called road.
1 1, which can be cooled and cooked, is called Tongren rice tofu.
12, the sky is gray, and rabbits can play hooligans.
13, since ancient times, there have been no heroes in our school, riffraff and hooligans have been running all over the school, and dogs don't know Yan Ruyu. It is said that beauty is nowhere to be found.
14, the sky is gray and wild, and there are four lines on the composition paper.
15, the sky is gray and the wilderness is vast. The poor nearsighted programmer is Lang.
16, graduated from school, full of blood, stepped into the society, came to the company, and tried his best to fight for the future.
17, when the sun came out, I was swinging on the swing. After swinging, I swung on the tightrope. Suddenly, a high-voltage telex came. I was taken in the palace of hell. I lit a cigarette for Yan, who praised me as a good boy. Year after year, I finally returned to this world.
18, mutton pancakes are delicious, and a bowl of mutton noodles. Work hard with a full stomach, but your mouth is still greedy.
19, Buffalo Buffalo, first out of the corner, then out ~ Your parents bought you roast mutton. If you don't eat, feed it to the dog. If the dog doesn't eat, I'll give it to you!
20, cold test papers, not afraid of getting zero eggs; Lao Tzu has no talent, so he handed in a blank sheet of paper; I can't give up when I see a beautiful girl; It is better to cheat than to hold back; It is better to pass the exam than to pass it. Don't shout for a report when you are late. The class training is like this.
2 1, one cup and two cups striding, three cups and four cups holding the wall, five cups and six cups holding the wall, I won't go, my sister will hug me after drinking a catty!
22. I am carbon, and my reaction is slow, and the established chain becomes a ring.
23. A first-class man has a home outside his home; There are flowers outside the second-class men's house; Third-class men find a home in flowers; Fourth-class men come home from work; The wife of a fifth-class man does not go home; A sixth-class man has no wife and no home.
24, teacher, teacher, don't be angry, all blame disappointing, smoking and drinking suddenly jump out, both men and women dare to go to the toilet.
25. You can't know the taste of your elders until you leave home.
26. After drinking, I am always there. I also want to make a summary, but I can't. They can drink and write, and they are all scholars. Free and easy, live better than Li Bai.
27, the meat is sweet and salty, including mountains and seas, including everything that can be wrapped in the world. Let the joy be happy, let the clouds be calm, and let the world accommodate resources.
28. The beauty looked back and scared a cow to death. I can't go with you, just because you are too ugly to ask the ugly girl why. I have money and oil to see if you can go, even if you have everything, you won't bow your head.
29. Always one point and two points, Amitabha three points and four points, five points and six points once a year, and never a hundred points.
30. The harder the wave, the fewer bugs, programming is not a wave, and technology is not good.
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