2. An old Indian told his grandson that there are two wolves in everyone's body, and they fight each other cruelly. Wolves represent anger, jealousy, pride, fear and shame; The other represents tenderness, kindness, gratitude, hope, smile and love. The little boy asked anxiously, Grandpa, which wolf is worse? The old man replied: the one you fed.
It is easy for two people to be lovers, but it is difficult to start a family. Because love alone can't be together for a lifetime, and growing old together needs more things. Husband is not an identity, but a responsibility. Wife is not a nickname, but a guardian. Maybe being a couple is love. But being a family member requires two people's efforts, compromise and persistence. If you want to get married, please have the spirit of sacrifice first.
Fourth, the bitterness and sweetness of coffee lies not in how to stir, but in whether to put sugar; The pain is not so hard to forget, but whether you have the courage to start over.
When you change a person from missing to remembering, it means that he has evaporated in your life.
Six, don't love you much, just love this life.
Seven, endure the pain that others can't bear, eat the pain that others can't eat, and reap the harvest that others can't get.
Eight, wisdom will hurt people, and love will not last long.
When you realize that a diamond is more valuable than a glass bead, you have grown up sadly.
When friends ignore you, don't be sad. Everyone has his own life, and no one can always accompany you.
My heart is mine, but it's full of you.
Twelve, love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.
It is true that miracles will happen to those who believe in miracles. Really.
Fourteen, before everything gets better, we always have to experience some unhappy days, which may be long or just wake up. Sometimes it takes courage to choose happiness.
When you criticize others with your fingers, don't forget that there are still three fingers pointing at yourself.
Sixteen, one day, it seems that I am not very good with you, and there are fewer meetings and fewer telephones; When I am lonely, I refrain from looking for you. Dear friend, it's not what you did, but my story has become complicated. I don't know where to start, but it's better not to say anything. Some secrets can only be hidden in the bottom of my heart and borne by myself. I don't want to lie to you, but I'm more afraid of your painful blame, so I have to pretend to forget you. In fact, you have always been in my heart.
17. Don't think that never quarreling is sweet, and don't think that the other party is comfortable with everything. Quarrel is communication, and disagreement is to express his true wishes to you. Never arguing means never communicating, and never having different opinions means suppressing your nature. Don't say it's just your idea. It's impossible. There are no two people in the world who always think the same thing.
18. You don't have to feel that you are the most unfortunate person in the world. There is a vast middle ground between happiness and misfortune. Standing in this area.
Nineteen, when we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was our fate.
Twenty, when you love someone, even torture is a kind of happiness. First love is the best, and then it will get worse. Don't squander love, it will dry up.
No matter what age you live in, there are always too many thoughts, troubles and confusions. If a person loses these and is content with the status quo, that is the end of youth in the true sense.
Twenty-two, if we don't leave some days in our life for ourselves to cry, your life will be in vain.
You don't take me seriously, and neither do I.
Twenty-four, the tree catches the wind, thousands of feet don't forget the roots, don't pretend to be deep.
Twenty-five, lying down for a long time will always fall asleep, and the person who loves for a long time is not necessarily yours.
Pretend to be a classic quotation
1, it rained cats and dogs, so I hurried back to the hotel by taxi. When I got off the bus, I found that my mobile phone was missing. Despite the heavy rain, I chased the taxi and shouted, Master, stop 100 meters. I found the mobile phone in my left hand, and the driver master stopped to ask me what was wrong. I stood in the heavy rain and shouted to the master, It's raining hard. Please drive slowly and turn around and run.
2. Go to McDonald's with your best friend. Shouldn't the clerk at McDonald's say to wait for dinner on the right after collecting money? Why did he say you can really eat? Can you complain to him?
3. Every industry has its own granddaddy: carpenter Bailuban; Tofu shop worships Liu An; The silk industry worships Lei Zu. Who is the grandfather of the courier company? Last Christmas, I finally found the answer: the owner of Xiangkou Express Company led all the salesmen to worship the grandfather Santa Claus under the Christmas tree, in memory of the legendary figure in the express delivery industry who delivered hundreds of millions of pieces overnight and never allowed customers to open the box for inspection before signing.
When I was single, I always forced myself to wash clothes. In order to get rid of this hard life, I decisively found a girlfriend. Yes, you guessed right. Now I also wash clothes for my girlfriend. Stop it. It's all tears. I have to hang up my clothes.
I asked to go out to play in the summer vacation, but my father refused. He said: after marriage, I am not responsible for anything that happens. I didn't say anything.
6. Dad drank too much and asked me: Yuyu, is anyone chasing you? I said: Yes, there are too many people chasing me. I'm choosing! Dad suddenly smiled and said, Dad just likes our jade personality. No one can chase him, but he can still play!
7. Today, my son's kindergarten group went to the aquarium to see penguins. After returning home in the afternoon, the kindergarten teacher called me and said that my son had disappeared halfway. When I found it later, I was all wet. I apologized, said I was fine, and hung up. After a while, my son came back and saw him put down his schoolbag and open it. Nima, a vivid penguin in it is calling the aquarium to explain, this bear Haizi.
8. An old man was knocked down by a truck while crossing the street. Everyone was worried, but the old man stood up and patted the dirt on his body. Just as everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the van driver rolled down the window and shouted, bad old man, want to die! No more eyes! The old man froze. He first gave the driver a meaningful look, then slowly sat back on the ground and lay flat.
9. Go home and watch TV with my parents on weekends. Dad stared at me and said meaningfully, why don't I look like my daughter? Nothing like it. Then my mother said: My daughter 2 1. If she doesn't like it, don't delve into it. Play dumb. At least she has a wife and a daughter. If she finds anything, her wife will run away and her daughter will lose me.
10, I have a stomachache and want to throw up today. There is an exam in the afternoon and the teacher is very open to us. Halfway through the exam, I couldn't help throwing up. The teacher came over and said with concern, why, the question is disgusting?
1 1. A group of us went to celebrate the birthday of a female colleague the other day. Just before leaving, a colleague said, today is your birthday. Why are you dressed so casually? She asked: how to wear it? At this time, I don't know what happened to my brain. Suddenly, I said, at least wear a shroud! In an instant, her face turned green.
12, just went to buy water with my colleagues, a bottle of mineral water 1.5 yuan. My colleague took a bottle and gave the boss three tablets. The boss gave him 50 cents change. Hall was called away at that time: I just gave you three dollars! The boss is also angry: MD, you also know that a piece of water is five yuan. Why give me three dollars? Can't you give me two dollars?
13. My sister came to see me today, but she still has to hold my hand and walk around the school. She said, brother, you've been single for too long. Let me help you clean up.
14, yesterday's comprehensive exam, the biology part was more difficult, especially the multiple-choice question. It's really amazing to get half the answer right, but one of the masters in the class chose all the answers. You guessed right, he was cheated. Of course, this is not GC. The basis of GC is: three long and one short choose the shortest, three short and one long choose the longest, two long and two short choose B, and Qi C is invincible. It turns out that this long-standing secret book is true,,, and!
Pretending to be forced is only an instant, and shameless is eternal.
You'd better let me kneel and rub the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is really unbearable.
Don't talk with your eyes closed. People who don't know think it's a fake body.
I'm not a loner, but I have intensive phobia.
Making money is as hard as catching dew, but spending money is as fast as running water.
I hope I can become a pig, and then I can flirt with Sister Chang 'e.
Secret love means no radar and anti-aircraft guns, silently locking enemy planes.
Society has deteriorated, and the earth needs to reinstall the system.
When you have money, you need to remember that when you have no money, when you encounter difficulties, you will meet several people around you.
School meals are not for eating, but for feeding pigs. Classic statement
Crazy people with mental disorders are not terrible, but crazy people with normal mental health are terrible.
I will miss you, but I won't miss you.
It is said that a China man died, and the flattening is the periodic table of chemical elements.
If you get married, don't marry anyone else, and don't marry me.
Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.
Funny quotes: We are all stupid, but I am playing dumb. You are really stupid.
Cheating is not popular now, but handing in blank papers is popular.
Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.
Times are changing, scum is appearing, but talents can't see it.
Spending money is as fast as lightning, and making money is as difficult as climbing the sky.
You must have been kicked by a donkey. A shocking quotation
In modern society, wearing high heels is like walking on stilts.
Spirit is used to collapse, and personality is used to split.
I won't show you my sadness, I'm afraid you can't help laughing.
Beating is kissing, scolding is love, dear is not enough to kick.
People are full of knowledge, and I am full of convulsions.
Give me a little injustice, and I can cry until the world dies.
Pretending to be forced is only an instant, and shameless is eternal.
Waiter, a bowl with tears on it. Sorry, there are only pigeons left in our shop.
As far as I know, love bacteria are breeding in people's bodies.
There are things you can do and things you can't do, such as going to bed early and getting up early.
So much sadness, at least a bottle of happiness!
Classic Quotations: Things locked by time can't be opened until time.
Getting fatter every day, more and more like a rich man.
Ask how sad you can be, riding a monkey in the tree and riding a monkey underground.
On Compulsory Personality Signature
1, I can't do it. You can only learn to be cruel yourself.
2, Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and men talk a little.
3. I can't guarantee that we can go to the end, but I dare say that you will never leave me!
4, I am not afraid of being looked down upon by others, but I am afraid that I will not live up to expectations!
5, let the storm come more violently, anyway, I sell umbrellas!
Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really know that.
7. Love is like the sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.
8. One flower and one world, one leaf and one pursuit. A song and a sigh, a person's life.
9. Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.
10, some things don't need to be argued, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.
1 1, if you want to be so polite to me, I won't be polite!
12. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but there are countless heartless people.
13, the biggest pain of eating food is that you can only watch others eat.
14, I don't have to laugh to let you know that I am naturally showy.
15, I bowed my head in silence, not modesty, but looking for bricks.
16, what's the point of suffering now for a better future?
17, wear a mask every day, not afraid of prickly heat on your face.
18, don't think I am too heavy. Compared with your love, it is too heavy and as light as a feather.
19, I don't lose my temper, I just don't lose my temper easily.
20. If you don't love it, get out. I hug your thigh, please?
2 1, gently, don't want to disturb you. Unfortunately, I still met a memory that hurt me very much!
22. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.
23. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?
24. When I was a child, I was so timid that I could scare myself to cry by putting a P!
25. I thank all the people who fell off the chain when I needed you most.
Sometimes I let go, not because I don't care, but because I don't care.
27. The mine disaster continues in the review, and the rise in property prices is under control!
28. I want to kidnap you with Chinese medicine, but you are cute enough.
29. Damn, the long place is handsome and useful. Can I use my face to swipe my card in the street?
The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.
3 1, don't always kiss up, horses will have hemorrhoids.
32. Memory is not a sign of a person getting old, but repeated memory is.
33. I'm sorry, you are not even qualified to let me take revenge.
34. Let's share weal and woe with * *. In the future, mine is mine and yours is mine.
I hate it when you say you miss me, but you have done nothing.
If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.
37. It's best not to use your own photos, otherwise it's unlucky to go offline.
38. Youth beckoned to me, but I clung to it.
Don't try to hit me from behind when I'm not looking.
40. When a sow goes up a tree, that's when I fall in love with her.
4 1, I want to see how beautiful you are for a person's face.
42. Standing on the street of a strange city, if I smile, it's me, thinking of you.
43. I am the most honest person. Never lie. Except this sentence.
44. Lost and found. It's always used.
Once the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, it's hard to get together again.
46. Once, we walked together, but now we go our separate ways.
47. Although you are ugly, your mobile phone is good.
48. If you don't have my sadness, don't feel my pain.
49. Not afraid of hooligans with culture, but afraid of perverts with patience.
50. If there is no future, just cherish the present.
5 1, love is a kind of self-abuse; Love without love is a kind of self-harm.
Even if I were a street vendor, I wouldn't work for you, an evil capitalist.
53. Whoever dares to put happiness on my sister, I dare to take my life to stop him from losing it!
54. Compare two fish who is handsome. Handsome is tomorrow's dish.
Don't always yell at people who abandon you, because no one belongs to you.
56. Take money to muddle along at school and spend time at work. Life is like this.
57. Violence can't solve problems, but it can ease anger.
58. Who says he is laughing? He must be laughing, but he just doesn't know what to say.
59. Black people don't eat chocolate for fear of biting their hands.
60. Youth is like this. If you miss it, you will regret it, and finally you will learn to cherish it.
6 1, you always make up lies, so I have to cooperate with the performance.
62. A house and a song made me fall asleep and forget my troubles.
Please don't take my gentle appearance as your presumptuous capital in front of me.
64. It is my greatest wish to keep you as my own.
65. After the age of dreaming, it's time to love ML.
66. If you don't expect it, you won't be sad if you lose it, but you will be surprised if you get it.
67. It is blind to cry without children, and it is red to cry with children.
If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner for my coffin, Gree's.
69. The world is more wonderful with you and better without you!
70. Internet speed abused me thousands of times. I'm waiting for the internet speed as my first love!
7 1, airplane, isn't there enough trouble? Fly back quickly.
72. Don't know how to be young and frivolous. All I know is that the winner is king.
73. Some benefits you got when you were young will bear these mistakes when you are old.
74. A good man is sleeping with a girl repeatedly for a lifetime.
75. When you grow up, you are crazy, and you are nostalgic. This is all your own business.
76. I don't regret not meeting at the best time of my youth.
77. I knew it was so difficult to find a boyfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.
78. I think what you say is fart, and it's gone after that.
79. Draw a heart in the original place to commemorate the dead love.
Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, we will ignore it.
8 1, don't worry about my sense of security, you think I am a special antivirus software.
82. Weather is not as good as geographical location, geographical location is not as good as human harmony, and human harmony is not as good as money.
83. Please stop being infatuated with me. Sister-in-law can't spare me.
84. Real warriors dare to face up to beautiful girls and face bleak singles.
85. Some people say that I am not handsome. I feel bad and feel sorry for him. I went blind at a young age.
86. Mm-hmm, I wish you 7 spaces in your next life.
87. I have never been here at your peak, nor will I leave you at your trough.
88. The subscriber you called is still in the toilet. Please bring him toilet paper later!
Please don't say "hold your hand and grow old with your son" because I want to have black hair.
90. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.
9 1. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.
92. Love is like an hourglass. Heart full, brain empty!
93. Future son, tell me your father's direction.
94. Only if you hate me can we be strangers.
95. You are a bitch to me, but what are you, a bitch?
96. Country, why don't you take the face to study bulletproof vests?
97. Forgive me for taking the money. I just want to eat all the way.
98. Some things and people I experienced made me gradually learn to pretend.
99, nutrition express, drink a bottle of breakfast, feel distressed all morning.
100, managers usually tell smokers at meetings that smokers are strangled!