A complete list of the super cool personalities of the post-00s generation:
1. Please do not use your ignorance to make any comments about labor and management.
2. Gu Liang, I am a new generation girl. I can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, kill Trojans, fight mistresses, and beat gangsters!
3. I walked into the examination room full of enthusiasm, and then spit out all the papers.
4. Since the test papers were issued, my neck no longer hurts, my head no longer hurts, my arms no longer feel sore, and even my heart stops beating.
5. Why are deep-sea fish so ugly? Because it’s too dark and no one can see them, so everyone just grows as long as they want.
6. Homework You said that you are a bitch. Obviously no one wants to touch you, but you beg others to do it to you. It is true.
7. Senior, I’m sorry, how do you answer this question? Senior sister, do you have a boyfriend? Even if you do, I can’t do this question.
8. Maybe it’s because I’ve been single for a long time. When I saw a sow a few days ago, I thought it looked pretty.
9. One day I sent a message to my best friend, and she said nervously: The user you called is currently visiting the space, please wait and call again.
10. I asked the top student about the secret of her success: she said she just went to Qingguo, so I’ll go to Qingguo quickly. There is a science test tomorrow, do you want to witness the charm of Qingguo with me?
11. I saw a couple making out on the road. So I ran over and said to the boy: Brother, the sister today is not as beautiful as the one yesterday.
12. Please cherish the black people around you, because if one day a coal truck passes by, they will disappear.
13. At a class reunion, I found that I couldn’t even call out my name, and I couldn’t help but lament that I skipped too many classes back then. After eating, I discovered that I had gone to the wrong private room.
14. Just study, why take the exam?! How come there is no trust between people at all!
15. I am not the kind of person who doesn’t go to class but takes the exam The kind of person who comes first because I'm not a genius.
16. A classmate’s cell phone suddenly rang in class. What shocked me was that his ringtone was: Please pay attention when reversing. Please pay attention when reversing. The teacher thought it was a sound outside.
17. The math teacher said that Xiao Ming was seriously injured while playing basketball, which left a psychological shadow. Find the area of ??the shadow.
18. Otaku’s Death Loop: Why are you addicted to games? Because I don’t have a girlfriend. Why don't you have a girlfriend? Because I'm addicted to games.
19. Use one sentence to prove that you have read the four classics: Brother save me, military advisor save me, sister save me, and Wukong save me.
20. Just now, a friend told me a touching story about how he was blackmailed by a delinquent for 20 yuan when he was in junior high school. He handed over 50 yuan and the delinquent gave him 30 yuan.
21. In fact, I am not stupid, I am just too lazy to be smart.
22. I asked the top grader, he didn’t use any brain supplement, he used Qingguo Academy!!
23. Me and me There is always a river between deskmates, her surname is He, even in exams.
24. The first sea diving test is about to take place. Boyfriend: How can we pass the exam? Coach: Come back alive.
25. I am very grateful to mathematics, Chinese, physics and the like for making me understand how beautiful novels are.
26. Your IQ is as thin as the oxygen in the Himalayas.
Twenty-seven. Apart from the shining light bulbs in the classroom, there is also the teacher’s shining bald head!
Twenty-eight. After all, I am already so ugly, so what are your grades? Can it be more beautiful?
29. The exam is not the most difficult thing. The most difficult thing is the time after the exam when you are working on the answers.
Thirty. Don’t talk about scores with me. Talking about scores hurts feelings.
31. Doctor, please help me. I seem to have a disease that is super easy to be ignored by others. Next one, thank you.
32. Teacher, I like you and I will chase you. Can you please don’t give me homework and tests and let me play cheats?
33. The most difficult thing in summer is for boys. , when walking in the stairwell, looking up is to act like a wanderer, and lowering one’s head is also to act like a wanderer. On the road, when a gust of wind blows, even looking down is to act like a wanderer.
Thirty-four, exam week, after reviewing for a long time, I found two people, one subject was more difficult than the other (Conan).
Thirty-five. We are good friends. I will help you when you fall, but you have to wait until I finish laughing.
Thirty-six. The system is obviously a scumbag, but the system has to turn on the academic mode. It not only consumes power but is also extremely laggy.
37. Before the college entrance examination, the teacher said to the students with sincerity: Students, this is the last time in your life when your brains are useful. Everything after that will all depend on your face.
38. Looking back on this half of my life, the biggest official I have ever been is the QQ group administrator! I don’t dare to ask for leave. I am afraid that if I ask for leave, my boss will find that the company is the same with or without me.
39. The exam tests not only scientific and cultural knowledge, but also psychological endurance.
40. What is the largest island in Thailand? Phuket Island. If you don’t know, you don’t know. How cute is it?
41. Did you make it! In the midterm exam essay, I wrote about you! I asked you are you my sun? You said you are my sun, you only shine for me!.
42. No matter what I do, I believe that I have a bright future.
43. Haven’t you heard that people in love have zero IQ? This is the reason why you come last in the exam?
44. When I saw my boss fell asleep in the rocking chair, the boss’s wife beat his legs. I felt so loved for a moment. I couldn’t bear to disturb them, so I gently took two cans of Wangzai and left.
45. Why should we use a piece of paper to decide our future?
46. Do you think I will tell you that I got 118 out of 120 in mathematics? No in mathematics Okay Guliang, I can do it, and so can you.
Forty-seven. My boyfriend said that his dad would take paid leave whenever there was bad weather, such as rain, snow, and hail. I said this is a good job. Later I found out that his father drove a sprinkler truck.
48. School! Just tell me the test results. Why tell your parents? How come I can’t let my family know!
49. Every exam is in the same class. Since I entered Qingguo College, I have also gone to the first examination room. The dream of becoming a top student is very simple.
50. Every time after taking an exam, I comfort myself: It doesn’t matter, everyone is participating.
Fifty-one. I will only text with two kinds of people. The first type is the person I know will not leave me. The second type is the person I hate.
52. A: Why does the mirror in the gym bathroom make me look so ugly? B: Because it shows me clearly.
53. I usually block or delete posts that I can’t chat with so as not to affect my mood.
The second collection of super cool personalities of post-00s generation:
1. It turns out that no matter how hard I work for you, it will be in vain
2. Do the same thing before others , a set on the back, you think you are a bra.
3. The craziest thing about me is that I know that the outcome is already destined but I try my best to change it, which makes you hate me and hurt me.
4. It was you who made me covered with bruises
5. Loneliness is a stubborn disease that I will never cure. It begins with a heartbeat and ends with dead bones and ashes
6. Betrayal of you A dog is like a sanitary napkin that cannot be used a second time if it is lost
7. I am the soft-hearted person who has been tortured many times by you and then coaxed with every word and action
8. [I think I have to go to school tomorrow. Why do I have to go to school again tomorrow? I actually have to go to school tomorrow. I really have to go to school tomorrow. I remember I just had a holiday.]
9. I didn’t It’s necessary to compromise yourself to please anyone, and besides, I’m not that great. Whether you like me or hate me, I don’t care.
10. The mind is always enlarged by grievances
11. If you still reach out to your parents for money after the age of 20, then your famous brands will only Show your incompetence.
12. Come and bear my heart-breaking pain. You will not leave without looking back.
13. I won’t cry, I don’t want to Let others see my vulnerability,
14. I know that I am like a passerby, A, B, C, D, who never enter your eyes, let alone your heart.
15. Mr. Cai Cai Cai Cai, are you a warm light? I love you. You know it, but why are you indifferent?
16. { Forgive me for being expressionless but I love you so much}
17. I want to be a strong person, at least I won’t feel hurt when I am abandoned
18. See You can only collect words that match your own words.
19. I still have to walk the darkest part of the road by myself in the end
20. The weather is so nice, why don’t you bring a good-looking boy to play with me? I feel aggrieved.
A mind is made by grievances; troubles are made by oneself; pain is made by comparing with others; diseases are made by bad habits; mentality is made by experience; happiness is made by contentment. It comes out; health is achieved through activities. Compassion has no enemies, wisdom does not have troubles, only liberation makes you more comfortable, letting go comes naturally and easily. So do what you should do. If you have tried your best, the rest will be left to chance.
Be calm at heart, calm on the outside, and live elegantly and comfortably. If you pursue, you will be disappointed; if you live, you will have troubles.
Don't take everything so seriously. What I fear most in life is that I care about everything but can’t grasp anything. The lost scenery, the separated people, the longing that cannot wait, all live at the end of fate. Why be too persistent? What should come will come naturally, and what will go will not be retained. Letting go of your obsessions and letting things happen is the best life.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Don't despise small things. Big things start from small things. Don't despise walking slowly. Walking slowly is better than not walking at all. Don't envy others. What you envy is your own insignificance. Don't look back and keep going. Don't ask for the result first. Ask about your own efforts and your own dedication. Only then can such people truly become achievers in their careers.
You charge diligently, you work hard, you keep in shape, and you smile at others. These are not to please others, but to dress yourself up, illuminate your own heart, and tell yourself: I am a person. An independent upward force.
Life is like a cup of tea. It will not be bitter for a lifetime, but it will be bitter for a while. Without the bitterness at the beginning, there will be no sweetness later. Bitterness, sweetness and bitterness are like a symphony that merges into our life. Rejecting "bitterness" is equivalent to closing the door to "sweetness". It should be noted that the higher you climb, the more thorns you have to walk through.
If you don’t accompany me when the sun goes down, who are you when I rise again? You are not here to share the joys and sorrows, and you are not worthy of the glory and wealth! The real strong person is someone who, in the dead of night, takes out his heart and mends it himself, then stuffs it back when he's done, and wakes up feeling a hundred times more confident. When you are alive, you should make roads across the mountains and build bridges across the rivers. Life, you give me pressure, and I give you miracles!
Some words are suitable to be hidden in the heart, some pain is suitable to be forgotten silently, and some memories are only suitable to be recalled occasionally. Many things, once you have experienced them, you just know them. Many changes, There is no need to say it out loud, just understand it yourself.
Life is a practice, and what you cultivate is a heart. Cherish today, cherish the present, the days when the wind dances and the leaves fall, cherish a parting, the season of spring and flowers blooming, cherish the passion, and live your life The perfection is written into the chapters of the years, allowing the splendor of life to be dyed into every passing season.
The one who can withstand temptation is a saint; the one who can withstand loneliness is a great man; the one who can overcome poverty is a strong man; the one who lives a plain life is a capable man; the one who can go smoothly and bumpy is an adult; the one who can make things clear is a man. Those who live are celebrities; those who understand human relationships are philosophers; those who can support others are nobles; those who can arouse physical emotions are lovers; those who can survive psychologically are lovers; those who can endure poverty are relatives; those who can endure emotional torture It's family.
If you don’t know anything, why should you talk about simplicity?
People are most comfortable when they have a clear conscience, are peaceful and carefree. . Try your best to cultivate optimism and act calmly without getting discouraged. The accumulation of experience gained and lost through setbacks will help you climb the ladder. Be broad-minded and know how to advance and retreat, and learn to be low-key and humble! Talk about girls born in the 2000s with super cool personalities
1. Carve your QQ number on my tombstone. PS: Allow anyone to add me as a friend.
2. I am not a casual person. When I am casual, I am not a human being.
3. Buddha said: The sea of ??suffering is boundless, but when you turn around, you will reach the shore. I said: There is no shore, so where can I find a shore when I turn back?
4. You asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you to stay away from me.
5. Sometimes life is like a computer. If it crashes, it crashes without any negotiation.
6. The great Qu Yuan sacrificed himself and bought us a three-day holiday. We will miss him forever.
7. There are so many beauties in the world, why should you fall in love with a flower unrequitedly?
8. Don’t tell your sister that you will grow old together, she will always have black hair.
9. If you don’t respect me, I respect you. If you don’t respect me, I still respect you. If you don’t respect me again, I will destroy you.
10. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person who makes us feel bad for him for many years.
11. Before getting out of the elevator, press all the buttons for all floors, and then leave as if nothing happened.
12. Rich people eventually get married.
13. Don’t mess with my sister, she has a secret weapon: I’ll slap you to death with one slap, slap you to death with two slaps, and I’ll kill you with three slaps.
14. If there is a next life, I must be your heart, because if I don’t beat it, you will die.
15. Don’t say anything to me in the future, either cherish now or get out of here as soon as possible.
16. Those who follow me will prosper, and those who go against me will perish. Don’t say much, take control by yourself.
17. The reality is very painful. Nowadays, girls would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle. If I can’t get you, then wait until I make enough money to find your daughter!
18. That person dares to say that he is pure? Look at the cloudiness in your eyes.
19. As long as there is electricity, my QQ will be online.
20. Don’t play with fire in Minecraft, otherwise, you can’t afford the consequences!
21. Often hit, never hit.
22. You have a "please scold me" face.
23. I am not strong and I am weak for who to see.
24. Listen, I have a posture, it’s not my turn to say I failed.
25. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.
26. I sold the love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.
27. Don’t think that because you are tall, your sister has to look up to you.
28. Isn’t that what love is all about? You stab me once, I stab you once, you stab me once, I stab you again. Anyway, just count the wounds on each other’s bodies, that’s pretty much it.
29. Being low-key is the best way to show off.
30. Don’t talk about feelings for me, you are not the person I want to talk to.
31. Before, you were the only one, but after that, you are a burden.
32. Don’t fucking regard attraction to the opposite sex as so-called love.
33. I am not Lei Feng. Don’t let me help you. He is not that great.
34. If you have something to do, go straight to the topic. Don’t challenge my ignorance with your ignorance. List.
35. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.
36. Follow other people’s paths and leave others with nowhere to go. Go my own way and let others follow my lead.
37. There are thousands of men in the world, and it is impossible to change them every day.
38. Use the most lazy posture to face the world in a trance.
39. The so-called handsome guys are all used for contempt.
40. Because my signature is too personal, the system crashes and cannot be displayed.
41. Don’t talk to me, I’m afraid the shit in your head will spurt out of your mouth.
42. Although I cannot save the world, I can harm the common people.
43. I skipped too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. When I saw the professor, he was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so much."
44. In my next life, I will be an onion. Whoever dares to bully me will burst into tears.
45. I am not a descendant of rich people, but I want to be the ancestor of rich people.
46. I don’t curse because I have strong hands-on skills.
47. When you grow up, you will marry Tang Seng. If you can play with him, play with him; if you can’t, eat him.
48. Don’t use your bad temper as a bargaining chip for my destiny.
49. When a man has his period, I will sell hygiene products.
50. In this era, you can have anything, but you can’t lose face. A very popular healing system with many likes said: People's minds are enlarged by grievances
1. Some people are destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be waited for.
2. Life is not easy. Let’s coax and lie to each other.
3. There are no misunderstandings that cannot be resolved, only people who do not want to resolve them.
4. Only by staying kind-hearted will the years go by.
5. The distance between proposal and begging is only one knee.
6. The reason why you hate privileges is because they are not in your hands.
7. Be a woman with temperament and find a man with conscience.
8. It doesn’t matter if you fail, it’s just starting over from scratch.
9. What you think is the limit may just be someone else’s starting point.
10. All forgiveness is because you don’t want to lose.
11. Being upbeat is always more beautiful than being angry.
12. Control your emotions and find a gentle dream for your tired heart.
13. If you care too much about other people’s opinions, you will be the only one who suffers.
14. Excessive words can stab the heart more easily than any weapon.
15. Unfortunately, regret is always tied to youth.
16. Live a chic life and let your smile become your mood rather than your expression.
17. People’s minds are enlarged by grievances.
18. All seemingly lucky things come from unremitting efforts.