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My mother has a mink coat.

This woman's aesthetic standards have always been different from ordinary people.

The mink she bought was equally touching.

Because this style of mink can be described by the following key words.

Wool is very thick. Black and brown are mixed. Cocoon shape. Hood. Lantern sleeves. Medium and long style.

Such colors and styles.

Wear it on my mother's middle-aged and chubby body with equal measurements.

Anyone with a little common sense can imagine what it is like.

Like a bear

Why can't people with poor aesthetics buy fur?

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Highlights of new journey to the west Black Friar Sand!

Cold recommendation, cold video | Han Xiao | 15 comments | 17603 browse.

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Is this Nima still a sand monk? Lao Sha, this is a big movie without singing!

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Regarding the Sino-Korean war, I found that Russell foresaw it at 1959 and recorded it to comment on the debate.

Cold recommendation, cold video | cold picture | 5 comments | 156 1 1 browse.

February

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From Allen chapter

Maybe everyone will understand after watching this video. . .

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How does SF verify the life and death of crabs! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Cold recommendation, cold new article | Han Xiao | 15 comments | 1 18545 browse.

January

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10- 19 09:59

5 12Y Suzhou District Department

(telegraph) transmitter

Follow-up by changing crabs 5 12

10- 19 10:06

5 12Y Suzhou District Department

(telegraph) transmitter

Mr. Shi, the sender of ITU, asked to verify whether the hairy crab was alive, and if it was alive, it would be sent back to its original place, 5 12.

10- 19 10:08

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Zhao Benshan Liaoning Satellite TV pre-recorded the Spring Festival Evening sketch "Blind Date 2" HD version!

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January

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Zhao Benshan Liaoning Satellite TV Spring Festival Evening Essay "Blind Date 2" Zhao Benshan and his disciple "Blind Date 2"

Last night (1, 2 1) appeared in Liaoning Satellite TV Spring Festival Evening. CCTV Spring Festival Gala depends on this!

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Friend, are you still worried about Chinese New Year relatives asking questions? Military strategist clausewitz will help you.

Cold recommendation, cold new article | Xiao Leng | 6 comments | 1 12776 browse.

January

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"Attack is the best defense." -clausewitz

Specifically, when answering questions from relatives during the Chinese New Year, we should know ourselves and stop the first wave of shocks.

Let's talk about the second point backwards-blocking the first wave of impact.

The so-called first shock is the question that relatives ask you first.

What the other person will ask is irregular; But it doesn't matter, because we didn't intend to answer directly at all.

So our answers can be very regular: we always respond with words like "Hehehe, not bad".

If you can't cope with this answer, here is a little chestnut to broaden your mind, but please don't copy it mechanically.

For example, when the other person asks about your income, you can pretend to be embarrassed and get up and say to the other person:

"This ... really not much. If you know, you should keep it a secret, right? "

The other party: "I can keep a secret."

You: "Well, I can."

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Video of JJ Lin's most wanted man, 1998, 16-year-old JJ Lin participated in the competition.

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January

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10 years ago you sang so well, but I only knew JJ. You are worthy of the name! ~~~

20 12 the most touching microfilm of Spring Festival travel rush craze: going home.

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January

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Do you have such a father? Because you are busy, your communication with him is getting less and less; You hang up on him faster and faster; You're surprised. I don't know when his flowers got thicker. But for a train ticket to let you go home, he stood in line in the cold winter, asking for help everywhere, and was clumsy and at a loss in front of the internet ... Please be sure to go home and see your father who has missed you for a long time during the Spring Festival.

Talent! Roaring Brother of Jiangxi Police Academy promotes Gionee Voice King mobile phone for you!

Cold recommendation, cold video | Han Xiao | 18 comments | 123207 browse.

January

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A few simple steps to teach you to write Phoenix Legend-style lyrics! !

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From: PP jun.

As the first celestial group in the universe, Phoenix Legend (LP) can be said to be popular all over the country, and its music covers almost all genres and musical forms that human beings can name, which is inseparable from the cool lyrics in their music. After listening to LP songs for more than ten thousand times, I gradually discovered some rules of lyrics in their music. Of course, it is impossible to write lyrics exactly like Phoenix Legend's, but we can imitate them according to their lyric style, which is also a manifestation of idolatry.

Cut the crap and feed the dog black!

In fact, we can easily find that although Phoenix Legend is a celestial group, the lyrics are very simple. Friends who have heard of the moon and are flying freely can easily find that the connotation of these two lyrics is very simple, that is, the singer is expressing a desire for freedom and persistence in love, which has to be said to be an imperial sense of closeness to the people. So when writing words, remember not to use those gorgeous Guo-style words, try to be close to life and easy to understand. For example, we want to express our attachment to love without writing anything: love is like a touch of helplessness and sadness behind glitz. We should feel with our hearts, love with our bodies, and so on. That's fucking melodramatic. This is not Phoenix Legend's original intention. We should write like this: love, love, what do you want me to say! After all, it's only my fault! My fault, my fault, loving you is my greatest gain! So that everyone can understand what you want to say at once.