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Love Apartment Zeng Xiaoxian’s classic lines in front of the radio station

There has been no lucky audience for a month, and our prize pool has accumulated very generous prizes: a (ton) LCD TV (ton) remote control (ton) signed by me, a special washing utensil set!

Audience: "I ate beer caps when I ate sesame cakes, mothballs when I ate wontons, swatted flies on nails, burned incense at Qingsong Temple, and dropped my cell phone in the merit box and couldn't get it out. Xiao Xian: "Um...well..." "The most unfortunate thing is that after listening to your story, I also smashed the wall of my house. Guess what I saw? ! "Your significant other?" "It's the property management and security!" ”

Audience: I fell in love with my colleague Ah Zhi

Audience: But I didn’t tell him

Audience: I told my other colleague Ah Zhi Hao

Audience: Ah Hao promised me not to tell others

Audience: But my colleague Ade told me

Audience: Ah Hao secretly told others A colleague, Alin

Audience: Alin is very familiar with Azhi’s former girlfriend, Alan

Audience: I’m afraid that Alin will tell Alan

Audience : Then Alan went back and told Ah Zhi

Audience: This will make me very embarrassed

Audience: Fortunately, Alan is in love with Ade now

Audience: So I went to find Ade to help me solve this problem

Audience: Ade told me that Alan and he had broken up

Audience: He is now on good terms with Alin, let me Go to A-Lin

Audience: But A-Lin told me that A-Hao actually didn’t say anything to him

Audience: Who should I believe now that I’m dizzy

Xiao Xian: Aou

Audience: I am talking about Azhi, not Aou, Aou is my colleague from another department

Audience: Aou is Aou Lin's brother

Audience: But I can't tell him that the person I like is your brother's girlfriend's ex-boyfriend

Audience: This will make the relationship even more confusing

Xiaoxian: Ah Zhi

Audience: Ah T?

Audience: How do you know there is a colleague named Ah T in our company?

Audience: He has a grudge against A-Lin, probably because of his crush on A-Lan

Audience: But Ah T and Ah Hao have a good relationship

(Xiao Xian’s inner monologue: The little cock clicks I will choose whoever.)

Audience: Is it Brother Zeng?

That’s right! I am Zeng Xiaoxian. .

Audience: Have you watched the London Eight Minutes of the Beijing Olympics?

Xiao Xian: That’s really (can’t remember...his adjectives are quite confusing) = =)

Audience: Do you know what the meaning of Beckham's kick is?

Xiao Xian: Well... you seem to be outside the scope of my program. (I want to turn it off)

Audience: Isn’t this a midnight talk show? I can’t sleep just thinking about it!

Xiao Xian: Uh... Okay... The implication of Beckham's kick is that you have already done so well in the Beijing Olympics

Why don't we kick it in London? >I can’t remember...I hope you can adopt it...