I come from the earth, so don't talk to me about Martians.

3. Don't give your brother and sister-in-law a caller ID!

As a smoker, you must have three conditions: a cigarette, a lighter and shameless charm when smoking.

5. At the beginning of life, you are kind in nature, and you are a hero if you don't do homework. What should the teacher do when checking? Raise the broom and work with him.

6. I want to be strong. God put me on the earth to make me a boss.

7. Girl, we will be very happy together. You are the only one in my life.

8. I am not a literary youth, nor can I pretend to be the literary fan you want.

9. Brother is not looking at the moon, but at Chang 'e!

10, I have no car, no house and no money. Will you marry me?

1 1. Men's eyes lie.

Ceng Xiaoxian is not the only good guy.

13, never regret it, the world of mortals is free and I am drunk.

14, independent and proud, overlooking life at your feet, just crying for beauty.

15, it's not that I don't approach women, but that women don't approach me!

16, wife ~ Happy birthday! Your happiness and happiness will be exclusively sponsored by me in the future!

17, the biggest role of a man alive is to make his beloved woman happy!

18, you won't die if you don't smoke, but it will be worse than death.

19, don't be infatuated with your brother, who is just a low-key otaku with a little edge!

20. Don't blame my brother for being crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

2 1, I knew my sister's heart had changed. What is talking about fucking love?

22. You said that one day I don't want you, and you must not marry, which makes me feel guilty.

23. So far, I think the man who is willing to tie his wife's shoelaces is the most handsome!

24. Men should open a world by themselves.

25. I am not handsome, but I have a posture.

26. There are always some men who never send photos of their girlfriends online because they always want others to think that they are single.

27. I dreamed that my boyfriend died, and I cried very sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.

28. Don't be infatuated with my brother and come out to kill pigs in the middle of the night.

29. Your [world] is full of her [traces].

30. If you want to be young and have no regrets, young people should dare to think and do it.

3 1, a good man should spoil his own woman and be cold to other people's women.

32. The so-called "believing" means "betting" that your wife believes your lies.

33. In class, the teachers only take aim at me. I want to say: handsome! Is it necessary?

34. She is a perfect and bright diamond, and I am a humble sand that walks with the wind.

35. Famous flowers are rich in soil.

36. I can't afford to lose when I love, not to mention that I am still very young.

37. A boy doesn't need to be too good to return to the game and listen to you.

38. I won't regret the decision I made, even if I put the knife rest around my neck!

39. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. To tell the truth, I just like to wear my brother's clothes.

40, teacher, you are dead. Poor monks love Taoists.

4 1, teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old man.

42. It is also a monastery, but the difference is that you correct the road and I repair the bystander road.

43. I love reading while lying down, watching TV while lying down, and playing with my mobile phone sideways, which is so capricious.

44. The wild flowers on the roadside are also awesome!

45. I didn't ask for another bottle of 1 iced black tea.

46. Live in a thatched cottage next to the richest man and drive a phoenix bike. Drinking the clear spring on the side of Longhu Mountain. Don't be infatuated with me, I already have a wife.

47. I have become an immortal. If I have something to do, please smoke. Buddha said that smoke without fire can't be a positive result, and smoke without fire can't be a fairy.

48. The wine is empty, the color is empty, and the wife walks with people; Money is empty, gas is empty, and mobile phones have no money to charge.

49. I have no advantage. The best thing is that I am a good person.

50. Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Pick her up for two hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.