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Light humor, I never lie, except this sentence.

1. Cherish what you can have and give up what you can't get. Why not?

2. If you are a flower, cows will not dare to shit in the future.

3. Smart people are unmarried, and it is hard for married people to be smart again!

4. Why? It's simple, because you are a terrapin and have never seen the world.

5. When the thief who stole my wallet opened it, he only saw five yuan and sighed in tears: "It's not easy!" .

6. How can such a handsome man be heterosexual?

7. Doctor, please give me some medicine for regret and a glass of water for forgetfulness.

8. My signature is very expensive, especially on the check!

9. People should not be too square or too round. One will hurt people and the other will keep people away from you, so people should be oval!

1. Korean university professors call Confucius a Korean … Koreans have the habit of mistaking grandfathers, but I won't mistook grandsons!

11. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

12. Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful ...

13. I never lie, except this sentence.

14. Women are only good at makeup, while men are good at camouflage.

15. If you are my dish, I'm sorry, I don't feel like eating food recently. Besides, you're not my type ...

16. It rained twice this week, the first three days, the second four days ...

17. We've been looking for, looking for, the ending that we all have.

18. Joy is as short as fireworks, and feelings are as fragile as glass.

19. What I want is to eat instant noodles together, and also to drink soup humbly.

2. Cover your crotch and respect others' crotch.

21. Tears are a gift you mailed me, and the address is not very happy.

22. 8% of online status displayed on QQ is on-hook, and 8% of offline or invisible status is online.

23. Do I really love you? I just want to say, "You will know in a few days"!

24. Graduation speech: I don't want to stay here, but I am free to stay here. I don't leave my grandfather anywhere, and I am a self-employed person with a faint mood, a faint sadness

an indescribable mood, an unknown sadness, and some feelings. Let it drift in the wind

1. May all the good things in the world come as promised.

2. I can't find a suitable umbrella. I'd rather stay in the rain.

3. Everyone who yearns for the sky is lonely.

4. I walked around and found myself back to the original point

5. If you love me, maybe you shouldn't say if.

6. No matter where I am, I am only a turn away from you!

7. Leave home with one heart, and die of sorrow.

8. Make you crazy without me, and make me strong in the world without you.

9. We were happy in those years, and now we are so sad

1. If one day, you choose to give up on me, I won't cry, but a stronger smile.

11. If love is hard to put in your hands, why not put these hands in your heart

12. I don't want to expect the false gentleness and the unreachable love.

13. It's funny that you are too timid to disturb.

14. Eat to live, and live not to eat.

15. The changeable weather is changeable. People's hearts are beautiful and sad, with faint sadness and memories.

First, they hide in a certain time and miss the palm prints of a period of time; Hiding in a certain place, I miss a person who is standing on the way and on the way, and makes me worry. The years are flowing through my fingers, and I feel my stars slowly falling from the track.

second, women, like flowers, need the nourishment of love, but it's not good to have more flowers. Being lovelorn is conducive to adjusting fertilizer absorption, so that it can be turned into flower mud to protect flowers when necessary in the future. Failure is the mother of success, and it makes people feel calm between gains and losses. Without caring, they can cultivate success automatically, and there is no need to ask for it. If you don't ask for it, how can you suffer?

three, warm, confused, delusional, infatuated, sad,

four, faint sorrow, faint sadness, faint memories.

Fifth, lovelorn people are the loneliest, so they have to concentrate on piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, movies and magazines, and unconsciously their self-cultivation and petty bourgeoisie sentiment are cultivated and upgraded. People who are lovelorn are the least lonely. Thinking about their lovelorn every day is a kind of self-torture, so we must think about positive issues and become philosophical experts unconsciously.

6. Farewell, once everything.

VII. Memories hurt the reality.

eight, confused heart, yellow season, created a lonely, lonely us.

9. On a lonely night, I was drunk alone.

1. The moonlit night is no longer gentle, and the quiet night leaves faint memories.

eleven, the world is unpredictable.

12. The past is not owned, the present is not owned, and the future will not be owned.

XIII. When you really want to forget someone, that person has been engraved in your heart. When time goes by, we forget that we once loved someone without hesitation, forgot her loveliness, and forgot everything she did for me. When I face the sea, others are in full bloom in spring. When I want to die with the sea, but it has become the dead sea waiting first, it is the first old life. Waiting is the most humble term in the world.

14. Being lovelorn is generally unhappy. Many people will take this opportunity to have a big meal or drown their sorrows in wine. Food and wine at present, it is an idiot who is unhappy. Why are you unhappy?

15. Only you know your innermost thoughts and thoughts best.

XVI. Two-tone marks, memories of laughing. Trying to erase it in any way. In my old age, I never met the same pain as you gave me. It is the helplessness of things being different, the helplessness of time flying like an arrow, and the helplessness of belated cherish.

seventeen, deserted lights, deserted old streets, deserted people and things.

eighteen, let her go, but not yourself. Talk to loneliness, just don't want to believe that you have left.

XIX. Memory can't resist the passage of time after all, and sleep.

twenty, life is full of flavors, and you should taste all the ups and downs. Lovelorn is just one of them. Is it bitter to have coptis root again? How many times do you eat Rhizoma Coptidis in your life? When people reach a certain age, they will go to active immunity. Why not experience the sadness while they still have feelings? Emotional frustration is also a kind of frustration, which can temper your will and strengthen yourself. It's going to be a big responsibility for Sri Lanka, so get ready yourself first. Light blessings

1. Turn life into wine pulp, make a bottle with happiness, name it with a smile, compose it with harmony, and color it with comfort. Hire you to read short messages and be a wine taster forever.

2. I wish you all the best with the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of goo-aged meat, and the vastness of bread.

3. A little friendship is true, a little attachment is light, a little miss is deep, and a little blessing is the truest!

4. The night shines everywhere, and the crescent moon is like a hook. The past is like a dream, where is the dream? People are thousands of miles apart, and the road is long. Please give my regards to the bright moon.

5. The phone always smiles when it opens; When the mobile phone rings, the gold is two thousand; Short messages will pay off in a lifetime; I read good things in short messages and surround you every day.

6. Every square inch counts the vicissitudes of the world; In time and space, ask carefully whether the human summer is coming to cold; Being friends, the stars move and the feelings do not change; It is a bosom friend, and the ends of the earth remember it.

7. Take more breaks, don't be too tired, eat at that time, sleep on time, buy at first sight, don't be too expensive, never go against the environment, get together with friends when you are free, both sober and drunk, and life is so beautiful!

8. The least element in nature is love, and the most is love (hydrogen). The combination of the two is love. I wish you a happy love.

9. Flowers are the most beautiful peony, and people are the closest friends. You don't pay gold or silver to make friends, but only make friends with a heart. Water flows thousands of miles to the sea, people walk thousands of miles, friendship exists, trees are rooted, and friends are heart to heart.

1. The first time I met you, my mood was warm. When I made friends with you, I was sincere. When I was with you, I was happy. I have no regrets about knowing you as a friend.

11. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.

12. I wish: I don't have small peas on my face, streaky pork on my body, and a big flower hat on my head. I will always be a flower, 3 this year and 28 next year. Give birth to a fat doll quickly!

13. It's hard to give a gift in Qian Shan. Send a short message to bless you. Health and beauty are always with you. The God of Wealth has a crush on you, and hundreds of millions of dollars follow you. Friends always bless you.

14. The sun gives you warmth, the moon gives you warmth, the stars give you romance, the wind gives you refreshment, the rain gives you moisture, the snow gives you perfection, the frost gives you crystal, and I give you my blessing!

15. Congratulations on making a fortune. The God of Wealth laughs at you. You can choose whatever you want, and you will find all the treasures in your hands. When you receive the money, your hands will be sour, and the players will scream with anger.

16. I can't figure out my thoughts, I can't see through the heart lake, I can't see through the stumbling blocks at hand, I can't change them in countless moons and nights, I can't let go of my deep feelings and endless attachments.

17, a catty of peanuts and two jins of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five catties of oranges and six catties of bananas make money roll into your pocket.

18. A friend is someone you forget when you are happy, someone you look for when you are miserable, someone you don't look at when you are defeated in Maicheng, and someone whose name remains the same when you are promoted!

19. I am very happy to meet you. There are thousands of stars in the starry sky, and one is my heart. Look at the stars when you miss me, count the stars when you are insomnia, wait for the meteor when you wish, and good friends should be happy every day.

2. I miss you like a wisp of light smoke, and my blessing to you is like a gurgling stream that will accompany me all my life.

21. In the days without you, I will cherish it more; You should take care of yourself when there is no money; Please stay with me when there is no love!

22. If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you an East China Sea. If a star represents happiness, I will send you a galaxy; If a tree represents a yearning, I will send you a forest.

23, the vast sea of people, you are the only concern I can't give up, and also the helplessness I can't let go of. No matter where you go, I will bless you!

24. When you turn on your computer in the morning, you can see my blessing, a rose in your heart, which brings you good luck for the day.

25. Let the stars turn into my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and smooth your heart; Let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings and accompany you forever ...

26. The appearance is easy to get old, the youth can run, and there are too few confidants in life! Father loves the sky high, mother's kindness is hard to repay, and spoony lovers are hard to find! Blood waves, lofty aspirations, once the sea laugh wildly! Forget the pain, the wound will heal, it's good to know you rarely!

27. I'm really tired of living, tired of going to work, waiting in line for promotion, unwilling to wake up in the morning, and wanting to sleep at night. I don't care. The most unbearable thing is to greet you and charge!

28, friends may not be reasonable, but they must know each other; Not necessarily inseparable, but must cherish each other; It may not be icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help; I don't always contact you, but I must keep it in mind!

29. We meet by chance, but we can't get together. We hope to remember each other in the ends of the earth. Lucky to know each other, but not lucky to be together, the sea is bright and the moon is bright, and it will last forever. I will always bless you silently and wish you happiness.

3. The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug, and happiness is my gift.

31. Best wishes to you: As always, two people are United, a family of three, singing all the year round, five blessings, six-six-six, seven-year-old happiness, good luck in all directions, good luck in 1999, very happy!

32. At dawn, happiness falls to you; The sun is shining at noon, smiling in your heart; At sunset in the evening, happiness will accompany you all day.

33, friends are always heart-to-heart, intimate friends are worth a thousand dollars, thinking of good friends under the light, sending good news through small messages, and looking forward to seeing friends like people, never forget their hearts.

34. Home is a shelter from the wind, and friends are a blowing coast. The family sheltered from the bitter rain and the wind and frost, and friends sent a heart-warming fragrance in the sunny sun. Homelessness is cold, but friends are bright.

35. God said that the so-called happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a lover who loves you deeply, and a group of trusted friends. When you receive this information, everything will follow!

36. Wave if you feel happy, stamp your feet if you feel happy, and shake your head if you feel happy. Happy every day, friend!

37. How long can the signboard be hung on a stormy street? How many old songs can you remember? Don't forget to have a friend like me! Bless you forever!

38. Find a lake with clear water and catch some idle fish. Warm a pot of old wine and make friends. Although people can't help themselves in the Jianghu, remember not to tire yourself!

39. The mountain spring, like a string, plays the folk songs of my hometown day and night, flying out of the valley and flowing into the rivers and seas with my greetings, looking for you.

4. Missing is the fragrance of flowers in a season, which overflows the valley and covers you and me, while blessing is endless attention, which overflows the eyes until the bottom of my heart. May happiness accompany you all my life.