When I am rich, I will buy two BMWs to clear the way in front, and I will go to work by bike in the back.
I am not Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone. Everyone recommends the best.
If one day I don't have zits, it will prove that I am really old.
5, the society has style, and my brother has style, but my brother is not the object you want …
6. There is a field above the male role and a force below, which is doomed to contribute to suffering.
7. People laugh at me because I'm crazy. I can't tell when I laugh at others.
8. If you don't go to hell, I will go to hell, so you must go to hell.
9. My dad said: Go to sleep quickly! If it is very hot at night, wrap the quilt tightly.
10 Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.
1 1, don't be infatuated with your brother riding a bike.
12, cigarettes gradually changed from a mood to a habit. They used to be the habit of missing, but now they have become the habit of forgetting!
13, the one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince | it may also be a Tang priest.
14, those who dare not be angry are cowards, and those who are not angry are wise.
15. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.
16, there was a time when I believed you, but more time I regretted it.
17 In fact, women leave men. It's not the fault of women, it's our men who are too playboy!
18, boss, call Jin Ai and take it home to feed the dog.
19, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
There is not a lone star in this lonely night. I wander on the edge of darkness, looking for my own sky.
2 1, the three idols of that era: Lei Feng and Zhang Haidi soldier Zhang Ga, who are called Lady Gaga for short.
22. That person is like making a phone call. Either you hang up now or I hang up now!
23. Women are ruthless and more destructive than men.
24. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.
25, otaku is a very unstable state, as long as a power outage will degenerate into a caveman.
26. The person who can't find the lantern wants to ask you if the lantern is too dark.
Brothers, it is easier to hide than to prevent.
28. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat.
29. No heartless person has ever experienced heartache for someone.
30. The woman said: If you want money, you should have the right. The man smiled: I have these. What do I want you to do?
3 1, a man's praise is like perfume you can smell, but you can't taste it.
32. Men, don't fuck for free in the name of falling in love.
33, believe in fat brother, get eternal life, magic immunity, physical immunity, beauty leaned over.
34. Although famous flowers are taken, hoes are more ruthless. As long as the hoe jumps well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.
35. Brother is just a sad figure, and he is used to the cold world.
I write his name on every cigarette, and I will breathe it all into my lungs, which is the closest place to my heart.
37. Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a sow the other day. I think its eyes are very good.
38. I was pulled out before I could flirt.
39. A good horse never looks back, so I never look back and walk in circles. As a result, I ran into that meadow again.
40. I am neither bad nor good. I just use my temper to do something I like.
4 1, boss, a bowl of tomato and egg noodles, no noodles.
42. I don't know how expensive it is when I am young, but I will cry when I am old.
Now that I think about it, I was so blind that I fell in love with your cheap commodity.
Don't talk to Niu Ge, I'm going to throw bricks!
45. Why is Altman crying? Because his girlfriend ran off with the salted egg superman next door.
It is a dead truth that money is attractive.
47. Sometimes it is more practical to find a man with potential than to find a rich man.
48. Pink naughty leopard, I'm Dalang's cousin.
49. Give me a woman, and I can add a nation to my motherland.