Part 1 of humorous sentences about narcissism in the mirror

1. Walk along the red line, stop at a red line, and not even a leaf among thousands of flowers touches you.

2. Every morning, I wake up feeling handsome. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

3. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a deskmate who is suave, very witty, and spreads laughter and love selflessly.

4. The day I am gone, China will seem to have lost its soul.

5. No one urged me to sleep, no one said good night to me, I really couldn’t sleep.

6. I am not in the city center, so please don’t hang around me!

7. You can say I'm handsome as you like, I don't mind, but don't get involved with my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a bunch of innocent fools.

8. Life is a mobile person, death is a mobile soul, is it impossible for me to use China Unicom to die?

9. I originally wanted to keep a low profile, but they always give me applause and scream.

10. The biggest regret in this life is that I cannot kiss my beautiful face.

11. I am me, different fireworks.

12. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend. In spring I planted a girlfriend, in autumn I harvested a bunch of men.

13. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: handsome or handsome, whatever you want.

14. He is a pretty good person. Apart from being handsome, he has no shortcomings!

15. Farting is the best way to verify whether love has turned into family affection.

16. How will you live if I die?

17. Being a human being is really tiring. Once you are beautiful, you will be beautiful for more than ten years, and you will continue to be beautiful.

18. If being handsome is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime; if being cool is a mistake, then I have made the same mistake over and over again; if being smart is punished, then shouldn’t I be punished? Death by a thousand cuts?

19. Thanks to me being thin, I can count my ribs when I feel sad. A collection of the latest classic stories in 2021. Part 2 of humorous sentences about narcissism in the mirror

20. Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say to do it to death.

21. One time I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. I was prepared to run away if I saw a female animal. Who knew that after I went out, in addition to screaming, There was no pursuit. I looked back carefully and saw that they were all fainted on the beach...

22. Someone asked what is the number one beauty in my hometown? I answered yes.

23. I regard each of you as a friend, but you regard me as a goddess.

24. How can I be described as handsome?

25. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, even if you post something, no one will read it.

26. How can the handsomeness that penetrates into the bone marrow not turn you into a pervert?

27. I don’t want to be lovable, I just want to be a charming bad guy.

28. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and flyers. Alas, this is me, so beautiful that it makes people laugh.

29. I found that after washing my hair, I looked extra beautiful, fresh and free!

30. Don’t just click on the video when you come up. Do you think your TV will show up if you click on it? If you have anything to do, come to me. If you have nothing to do, come to me.

31. Let’s talk openly about anything. Don’t you bother me by always saying that I’m pretty or cute behind my back? It seems like no one knows.

32. I choose to give up on you because I love you deeply. In love, I lost.

33. I can kill you with my keyboard, or I can make you feel ashamed with my beauty.

34. Before you get close to me, you have to think clearly, I have nothing but handsomeness.

35. I will definitely be a woman in my next life and marry a good man like me.

36. It’s hard to go out in such a strong wind. I’m so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone else’s arms, they won’t return it.

37. I really envy you that you have a handsome and witty me in your friend list.

38. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really understand this. Humorous narcissism statements

Humorous narcissism statements Part 1

1. The day I am gone, China will seem to have lost its soul.

2. I am young, everyone loves me, flowers bloom, and cars have flat tires! ! ! Every time I walk on the street, either handsome guys turn around or beautiful girls jump off the building!

3. It doesn’t matter who your yesterday belonged to, as long as today belongs to me.

4. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not someone like me who can make you cry.

5. I have a good-looking appearance, delicate features, and a celebrity style. I am one of the first batch to pass the international ISO9001 Handsome Boy System Certification. A small reminder; this signed beauty is worth paying attention to.

6. Everyone says that making friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find that your friends around you are getting better and better looking.

7. Today a girl complimented me on how thin I am, and I slapped her right away. Didn’t you see how handsome I am? !

8. It’s annoying to be woken up by my own handsomeness every day!

9. That’s how I am, destined to be different from you. Thank you for not appreciating it. My style is limited edition.

10. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really understand this.

11. I just want to be a quiet beautiful girl, but I can’t be quiet with my stunning appearance.

12. Narcissistic sentences - someone said I wasn’t handsome, it was definitely an accident.

13. Always imitated and never surpassed, it will be you, the lost sheep, who will never get past the Flame Mountain.

14. Love comes when people see each other, flowers bloom when flowers bloom, and cars see cars. So I don’t dare to go out for fear of injuring others.

15. This user is too handsome and is prohibited from setting a personal profile.

16. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize - it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

17. Am I superfluous? In fact, I am not superfluous. There is only one me in the world, how can I be superfluous? That is called the only one.

18. Your world is not just about you anymore, you have to know that you also have me.

19. Before you get close to me, you have to think clearly, I am nothing but handsome.

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21. Am I so radiant that I make you talk nonsense?

22. I just miss you suddenly, can't help it, and feel painful.

23. Weigh yourself every time. When I feel lighter, I say to myself: I’ve lost weight. When it gets heavy, say to yourself: My breasts are big.

24. People fish in front of my house all year round, and they never come back empty-handed. The most interesting thing is that our home is still a hundred kilometers away from the sea, but they often catch tuna in the small smelly ditch in front of the door and find turtle eggs behind the haystacks. Later, after investigation, it turned out that it was because countless women cried in front of my house all year round. The tears are rich in amino acids and proteins, which are very suitable for the survival of tuna and the laying of eggs by sea turtles. Over the years, the tears of those women gathered into a small beach. By the time I was fifteen, the beach was prosperous; by the time I was eighteen, this beach had developed very rapidly, so it was called: Hawaii.

25. When we, Lao Tzu, will we become an empty cicada shell, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing.

26. Young people, you must study hard and don’t eat and drink just on a handsome face like me.

27. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I will curse, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world.

28. I am not in the city center, so please don’t hang around me!

29. Thanks to me being thin, I can count my ribs when I feel sad. A collection of the latest classic stories in 2021.

30. The lovely me back then is long gone, replaced by a more lovely me.

31. Ask yourselves, if you were someone else, would you be willing to date yourself?

32. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased in your life? ? I told her there was no one, and a friend of mine next to me told the truth to the girl. Usually pretty girls chase him, and the girl fainted at that time.

33. It is always too easy to trust others, so I am willing to be deceived.

34. Childish words are unbridled. What comes out of the mouth is a statement without thinking. It outlines the self that is full of loopholes but sincere and affectionate. It is a super narcissistic sentence. If you are jealous, don’t give up. If you are envious, please continue.

35. Life is a mobile person, death is a mobile soul, is it impossible for me to use China Unicom to die?

36. You are always alienated by ordinary people because you are too handsome, you Look, even if you post something, no one will read it.

37. Don’t just click on the video when you come up. Do you think your TV will show up if you click on it? If you have anything to do, come to me. If you have nothing to do, come to me.

38. When a woman no longer urges you to go home late at night, she has been disappointed in you.

39. When you want to give up, think about why you persist until now.

40. Every beautiful and pure love on campus has been ruined in the name of puppy love. Humorous sentence copywriting to describe narcissism

Humorous sentence copywriting to describe narcissism Part 1

1. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to make the same mistake again and again. .

2. A lot of people came, I was very pleased. Thank you for coming. Don’t leave until the show is over, go have a meal. Whoever goes, pays. Listening to cross talk is twenty, and making noises is sixteen thousand. Just laugh and add money.

3. When we, Lao Tzu, will we become an empty cicada shell, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing.

4. It is always too easy to trust others, so you are willing to be deceived.

5. The jade tree beats Pan An in the wind, and a pear blossom crushes the begonia.

6. Please do not have a crush without permission

7. When it comes to grades, if you are ugly, you go first, if I am beautiful, I am free.

8. You don’t care about me now. Remembered. You won’t be able to reach me in the future.

9. The biggest regret in this life is that I cannot kiss my beautiful face.

10. Someone asked me what is the number one scenic spot in my hometown? I answered yes.

11. The story I told today is not far from now. Those who have elderly people at home can go back and ask - during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period...

12. The Party needs me Handsome, I can’t help being handsome. The task of catching up with the United States and surpassing the United Kingdom is very arduous. I want to contribute my appearance to the construction of the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

13. I saw a handsome guy in the distance. I walked over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

14. Farting is the best way to verify whether love has turned into family affection.

15. The jade tree beats Pan An in the wind, and a pear blossom crushes the begonia

16. Childish words are unbridled, what comes out of the mouth is a statement without thinking, and what is outlined is full of loopholes but the most sincere love *I.

17. Why don’t I have a shockingly beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate does?

18. Don’t set up a stall in your sister’s heart. If you do it again, she will be called the city-governor!

19. From now on, I hope to become uglier slowly, otherwise I will definitely be molested by a female nymphomaniac, I’m afraid.

20. Before you get close to me, you have to think clearly, I have nothing but handsomeness.

21. I feel sorry for every child who is unhappy but still smiling.

22. He is so handsome that he wants to be disfigured, but he is so handsome that he never dares to go out on the street again.

23. I don’t want to be lovable, I just want to be a charming bad guy.

24. I wake up every morning by my own beauty.

25. I am really annoyed to death, why do I look so beautiful? It's really annoying. Humorous Sentences to Describe Narcissism Part 2

26. If being handsome is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime; if being cool is a mistake, then I have made the same mistake again and again; if being smart is I also have to be punished, so wouldn’t I have to be cut into pieces by a thousand cuts?

27. It’s hard to go out in such a strong wind. If it blows into someone else’s arms, I’m so cute, and they will definitely not return it.

28. Love comes when people see each other, flowers bloom when flowers bloom, and cars see cars. So I don’t dare to go out for fear of injuring others.

29. One time I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. I was prepared to run away if I saw a female animal. Who knew that after I went out, in addition to screaming, There was no pursuit. I carefully looked back and saw that they were all fainted on the beach...

30. I want to be a person who is neither painful nor itchy, does not smell, does not ask, does not speak, is not pretentious and does not abuse myself. Vegetative state.

31. When a woman no longer shares her happiness with you, she has become indifferent to you.

32. I just miss you suddenly, can’t help it, and feel painful.

33. How will you live if I die?

34. Have you ever seen a handsome guy like me? ! !

35. No one urged me to sleep, no one said good night to me, I really couldn’t sleep.

36. Don’t think that just because I’m handsome, you think I’m unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I’m open to all kinds of things.

37. I will definitely be a man in my next life and marry someone like me. What a good woman!

38. I choose to give up on you because I love you deeply. In love, I lost.

39. Lao Tzu said, when fighting, use bricks and throw them to the head. It doesn’t matter whether you die or not. Almost pulled down to death ￣. ￣

40. I just want to be a quiet beautiful girl, but I can’t be quiet with my stunning appearance.

41. Children’s words are unbridled, and what comes out of the mouth is a narration without thinking, which outlines the self that is full of loopholes but is sincere and sincere.

42. Why haven’t I seen anyone more handsome than me yet?

43. You should be low-key in life. For example, I am so handsome and I don’t even say it out loud.

44. Some people say that I am handsome, and I laugh because I look even more handsome when I smile.

45. This is how feelings are, if you hurt others, whether intentionally or unintentionally, there will always be someone to hurt you.

46. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If I don’t leave, I’ll beat him unconscious and continue to drag him away~

47. The day I am gone, China will seem to have lost its soul.

48. Now I slowly fall in love with listening to music quietly, and then thinking about you.

49. Liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There can only be one winner. However, getting the third prize with a smile from me is more fun than winning ten thousand dollars. A collection of forty humorous sentences to express narcissism

A collection of humorous sentences to express narcissism Part 1

1. Before you approach me, you must think clearly. I have nothing but handsomeness. .

2. You don’t care about me now. Remembered. You won’t be able to reach me in the future.

3. The electric fan is man’s best friend. I asked the electric fan if I was ugly? The fan shook his head silently all night.

4. Even the questions in my exam were like this: Question: Put on the most handsome look. Answer: It is no longer used. It is already the question. Question: Put on the ugliest look. Come out and answer: There is no use for it. No matter how you do it, it won’t be ugly.

5. I really envy you that you have a handsome and witty me in your friend list.

6. Life is desperate, but adding a little hope to despair makes it even more desperate.

7. I regard each of you as a friend, but you regard me as a goddess.

8. Never talk to your wife about your ex-girlfriend. If you say you are not angry, you are lying!

9. Life is a mobile person, death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to use China Unicom to die?

10. Me: Yushu stands in the wind, majestic, sword-shaped eyebrows and starry eyes, and a tiger's back and waist. , unparalleled in elegance, unruly and suave, with a bronze complexion, a strong body and strong arms, a character that is strong on the outside and soft on the inside, wild yet gentle, melancholic yet debauched, he is simply a model for men and a benefactor for women. What a thing~

11. A certain man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local government reported it to the central government, and the central government held emergency consultations and awarded him the Most Handsome Medal!

12. Let’s talk openly about anything. Don’t you always say I’m beautiful or cute behind my back? Does it bother you? It seems like no one knows.

13. In spring I planted a girlfriend, and in autumn I harvested a bunch of men.

14. Don’t just wait for me just because you know I will wait for you.

15. I am really annoyed to death, why do I look so beautiful? It's really annoying.

16. I took a beautiful photo of myself today, it’s really beautiful.

17. That’s how I am, destined to be different from you. Thank you for not appreciating it. My style is limited edition.

18. Farting is the best way to verify whether love has turned into family affection.

19. Everyone will get hurt on the road of growth. We have just set sail, we must learn to be strong

20. There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, I suspect it is frost on the ground. Look up at the bright moon, my name is Guo Degang . Part 2 of humorous sentences expressing narcissism

21. Stop talking and feel my handsomeness with your heart.

22. No matter how personalized your signature is, it cannot express the sadness in my heart!

23. When it comes to things like grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am handsome, I will be free.

24. When it comes to grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am beautiful, I will be free.

25. I don’t want to say that I am handsome, because I don’t want to say the same thing to people all over the world!

26. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend. In the spring I planted a girlfriend, and in the autumn I harvested a bunch of men.

27. If being too handsome is a sin, then I am willing!

28. Brain cells begin to rebel and are out of control.

29. Children’s words are unbridled, and what comes out of the mouth is a statement without thinking, and it outlines the self that is full of loopholes but is sincere and sincere.

30. A very handsome boy just stood in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the calm. It was not until my hands got tired that I slowly put down the mirror.

31. One day, celebrities invited me to go out to play. Suddenly, a tiger jumped out of the woods. The tiger did not chase others, but chased Andy Lau. Andy Lau disappeared, and the tiger disappeared. Looking back, he saw me who was both handsome and cool, so Tiger stepped forward and knocked me down, laughing and saying, "Boy, don't think that I won't recognize you as you become more handsome?

32 .People are always disliked inadvertently, unlike me, who are always liked inadvertently.

33. I hope you can grab my collar and tell me those snacks domineeringly, even arrogantly. They were all bought to me.

34. Some people are alive, but they are already dead. Some people are still alive, but they should be dead long ago!

35. “What are you doing? "I'm looking in the mirror" "Then what are you doing with your eyes closed" "I'm looking at how I sleep"

36. I don't have any shortcomings. The biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart. .

37. Countless people are envious and jealous of my charming and suave personality. I know that every time I go out on the street, countless girls will be attracted by my evil handsome face, shining angelic halo and inner attraction. Attracted by the external temperament.

38. You can have a crush on me because I don’t have a sister-in-law

39. “Why are you so short?

"Because I have been mini!"