Letter of guarantee to my wife 1 Dear wife, I deeply reflected on the serious behavior of drunkenness last night, and I hereby make a written examination to try to get rid of the punishment of sleeping in the living room as soon as possible. My mistakes and understandings are as follows:
1. You shouldn't spit directly on the carpet when spitting. You should roll up the carpet before spitting.
I shouldn't have swallowed the tap water you gargled me. I should spit it in the teacup. Tap water is too unsanitary. You criticize my health.
Count the floors clearly when you go upstairs in the future, so as not to cause unhappiness to the neighbors upstairs and downstairs.
I hope my wife can accept my examination. In addition: I promise not to drink too much at the housewarming reception of Director Wang's house tonight, the classmate party tomorrow night, the quarterly summary meeting of the unit the day after tomorrow, and the inspection and acceptance of the subordinate units the day after tomorrow.
20XX x month XX day
Letter of guarantee to my wife 2 Because I used to be bad, I often fought and did bad things without telling my wife, which made my wife angry and made her feel sorry for me and didn't trust me ~! I hereby promise my wife that I will be a good husband in the future, and I hereby promise as follows:
1. Don't fight or fight less, smoke less and drink less.
2. Care, love and consider your wife more than before.
No matter what you do, you should report to your wife.
4. Don't do anything to be sorry for your wife, and you can't be sorry for your wife at any time and under any circumstances.
5. Be a husband-and-wife system with separated wives and children.
6. I don't quarrel with my wife, even if it is a small fight, I will let my wife go.
7. My wife got angry and ran away. I want to chase, but I don't chase puppies.
8. The first thing that comes to mind when you wake up every morning is your wife.
9. As long as you have time, cook some good dishes for your wife for a change.
10. Keep in touch with your wife wherever you go.
1 1. When you meet your prospective mother-in-law, you must smile and say hello.
12. Don't cheat your wife at any time.
13. Remember what your wife said.
Hehe, now I think about it.
After reading these, I will add them later ~! In fact, this is not what * said, it needs to be done ~! Come on, Yang, do it, let Yin and I spend our lives happily ~! ~! ~! ~!
All the friends you see are my witnesses. If there is anything that has not been done well, or should be done, you can remind me ~! Thanks ~!
Guarantor: XXX
XXXX，XXXX，XX，XX
Wife guarantee article 3 wife:
When I first met you, I knew you were the only one in my life. I don't want to say anything against my will. I just want to say what you told me to do later. I can't promise, because if I promise, you will look down on me, right? I know that everything you ask me to do is for my own good, so I promise with my life that I will love you as a flower farmer loves flowers.
I admit that sometimes what you ask me to do is unreasonable, and sometimes even a little angry, which often hurts you invisibly. In retrospect, I feel really stupid. If time can go back, I hope I can convince my wife that I shouldn't hurt her heart so much! When you are angry, you will tell me to ignore you, but I know you are being sarcastic. Only in this way will I not listen to you. If I leave, I will pester you to comfort you. Believe me, I will do it!
Maybe it's disgusting to say that you are the only one for me, but it really comes from the heart. I really don't know how to let you know my heart. Sometimes I think, if only I were a flying insect, so that I can always be by your side to protect you. You often ask me, "Do you love me?" To tell the truth, I really don't want to answer you. There can only be one answer, that is, "I love you", but who will answer a question that I already know the answer to? Now I know. In fact, you asked me, "Do you love me?" When you say "I love you, do you love me?" If you ask me again now, I will meditate for a while and then answer "I love you" brightly, which is not only my love for you, but also my promise to you!
Salute at this time:
Love your husband forever!
Letter of Guarantee to Wife 4 The hazy moon, hazy days and hazy world create hazy smoke. Hazy smog accompanied my childhood. When I was a child, because my parents were strict at home, I had to find cigarette butts on the road to quench my thirst. When I grew up, I was free, but I also understood the harm of smoking, so I gave up smoking completely from February 30 to February 3. At that time, I vowed that I would never live this hazy life again, but because you refused to write you a love letter in high school, I felt the world was confused and I remembered the hazy smoke again. Only it comforted and sublimated my fragile and devastated little dream.
After getting along with you, I quit smoking in swear it again. After 3 hours, 46 minutes and 8 seconds of cruel execution, I suddenly felt that hazy smoke was the charm of men in front of women. I think the masculinity in women's eyes is the smell of sweat and smoke on men. Why else do you always call me a smelly man? Honey, don't you think so? In order to open your girl's heart and better safeguard our passionate youth, I once again picked up the amorous cigarette butts.
I didn't expect you to hate my smoking all the time, so much. It was under your high-handed policy that I reluctantly gave up the idea of smoking. But I found that I love you as much as you hate cigarettes, and I really want to continue to maintain our feelings with affectionate cigarette butts. Besides, as a citizen of China, my motherland has raised me with sweet milk for such a long time, so it is necessary for me to make some contributions to the tobacco industry of the country. So, I will continue to meet my beloved cigarette behind your back. Although I admit that I take out the garbage every day to create time for smoking, I also admit that I have to shit twice a day to date my cigarettes, but I swear that my feelings for you are sincere. Since you are so opposed and even use armed force to suppress me, I will give up completely. I swear I will never do anything that makes my husband and wife hazy again. Dear wife, open the door and let me in. I only have 24 cents left in my pocket. I'm hungry! !
Signature:
Date: Year Month Day
First of all, I was wrong about my wife, and I repent. I apologize to you.
I promise:
1. Love your wife, love your wife and spoil your wife all your life.
2. Don't dislike your wife, and don't want a wife.
Don't be mean to your wife, don't be impulsive, and don't beat and scold your wife again.
Don't cheat your wife, tell her everything and let her know.
5. Don't go out fooling around.
6. Take your wife with you wherever you go, but she won't let you go and never goes out to play in private. .
7. Be honest, trusting, tolerant and understanding to your wife. No matter what happens, always put yourself in the wife's shoes, think about her situation and understand her predicament. I love you the most, so I want to understand, support and tolerate you.
8. If your wife is unhappy, please make her happy. If your wife is happy, you will always tolerate, love, care and take good care of your wife.
9. Be kind to your wife's family and friends as you are to your own.
10. Put family first. Although I am responsible for my work, my family is more important, and my wife and children are the most important. Because the family is the pillar of everything, the above interpretation right belongs to the wife, and the wife has the final say.
Finally: wife, I love you!
From now on, I won't be angry with you, let alone hit you. You will always be the most beautiful in my heart.
I only have you in my heart.
This guarantee is valid for a long time and will never expire!
Guarantor: * *
Time: * *
In order to be a competent and good husband, I solemnly promise xx as follows:
First, adhere to the wife's adult leadership 100. At home, the wife is the oldest, the children are the second, the pets are the third and I am the first.
Second, conscientiously implement the spirit of "three obedience and four virtues". When the wife goes out, she should listen to her orders, blindly follow her mistakes, wait for her to put on makeup, give her money, endure her anger and remember her birthday.
Third, take good care of your wife, be a good husband, and "call back, scold back, and greet the cold face with a smile."
Fourth, listen to your wife's instructions and don't talk to strangers (especially strange women), except, of course, old ladies who ask for directions. Implement the system of full payment of wages, and don't hide private money! Every month's pocket money is paid by his wife at the beginning of the month. If there are special circumstances, you need to apply one day in advance.
As a * * * party member, we should always be strict with ourselves with a new generation of concept of honor and disgrace:
Be proud of loving your wife and ashamed of betraying your wife;
Proud of caring for his wife, ashamed of ignoring his wife;
I am proud of my wife's cooking and ashamed of letting her cook; If my wife washes the pot, I must stand by and sing.
Proud of truly caring for his wife, ashamed of being angry with his wife on purpose;
Be proud of obeying your wife, and be ashamed of not obeying your wife;
Conscientiously implement the policy of "the wife is always right, if the wife is wrong, please refer to this article".
This marriage guarantee will come into effect on 20xx x x, please keep it for your wife.
Guarantor:
20xx year x month x day
Letter of Guarantee to Wife 7 Although I have studied how men and women get along with each other and read books like "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus", I found that knowing doesn't mean meeting, and meeting doesn't mean being able to integrate and apply it to real life. In several contests with my wife, I fully exposed my shortcomings that I only know theory and lack practice. This is because theory and practice are not fully integrated, which leads to serious dogmatic mistakes and reflects the evil consequences of bookishness.
This ungrounded theoretical disease makes me only pay attention to the quick presentation of breath and strive for the length of time, while ignoring my wife's efforts to take care of the overall situation. This is a childish performance of putting the cart before the horse and returning pearls. Every time I think about it, I regret it and feel ashamed. Although a castle peak cannot be changed, it is only an excuse for die-hards. Deeply realize your mistakes and learn from them, you can make great changes in a short time, and you can become a good comrade who loves your country, your party and your wife!
Here, I promise that I will not always argue with my wife, especially when she is doing well, but I will tolerate her and face it with the spirit of a big man. Although "it's not that couples don't quarrel, it's that guests don't quarrel", even if they quarrel, swearing is not allowed, including swearing, personal attacks, words that can distance themselves, such as "roll", and even violent actions such as twisting, pinching, digging, scratching, biting, kicking and kicking, especially. I promise that I will love my wife, love her and spoil her, as long as I love her for life. Maybe I can't satisfy her at once, maybe I can't always satisfy her, but I must try my best to make her more and more satisfied.
I promise to do the dirtiest and most tiring work in the future, work hard to earn money, give my wife the best things, leave the best dishes for her to eat, massage her shoulders and beat her legs when she is tired, buy her food as far as she wants, and buy her anything she wants. If she can't reach it for a while, she should keep it in mind and strive for it as her own goal. It is the most respectable thing for men to make their women feel happy with themselves.
I will prove my love for you with my own actions, be a giant in action and work hard for the happiness of my wife's life!
Letter of Guarantee to Wife 8 1: Whatever you eat, let her have the first bite.
Two: always stand on her left and hold her hand, even when eating, sit on her left and hold her left hand with her left hand.
No matter how busy you are, you should accompany her to exercise.
No matter how busy you are, you will be the first to call her when you are finished.
Five: She was tired when climbing the mountain. She should carry it on her back and sweat all over.
Six: Give her an umbrella in summer.
Seven: Eat her leftovers.
Eight: Every time you see her, kiss her three times and hug her once.
Nine: Ask her to put the nose wipe paper directly into your pocket, and then take it out and throw it away when you see the trash can.
Ten: When watching a movie or taking a bus, let her lean comfortably on your right shoulder and hold your right arm.
Eleven: Know all her hobbies and try to adapt to her taste.
Twelve: I will call her when I am on a business trip and bring her a gift when I have time.
Thirteen: Whenever you call her cell phone, tell her frankly where you are and what you are doing.
Fourteen: Let her know all your passwords and never change them.
Fifteen: Try to be with her, even for a short time.
Sixteen: Everything she gives you should be well preserved.
Seventeen: When she is in trouble, she will try to comfort her.
Eighteen: I'll put socks and shoes on her. When I saw her shoelaces loose on the way, I would bend down and tie them for her.
Nineteen: Never let her lift heavy objects.
Twenty: Pray for her when you burn incense in the temple.
Twenty-one: Look up her favorite stories and jokes on the Internet, then write them down and tell them to her when we meet.
Twenty-two: I will give up my hobby to accompany her.
Treat her friends sincerely and try to help them when they are in trouble.
Twenty-four: I will be anxious to see her cry, and I will be happy to see her happy.
Twenty-five: All the housework at home is included.
If you agree to the above terms, please sign! Then change her into a wife and read it to her.
And it won't be wrong, you can watch it again from the beginning! Speak loudly and stand up straight, or you won't open the door.
Husband:
Date: 65438+February 6th, XX.
Letter of Guarantee to Wife Article 9 I promise my dear wife:
1, the wife is always right.
If not, it must be my fault.
If I am not mistaken, I must have misheard.
4. If 2 and 3 do not match, the article 1 shall be observed.
I promise my dear wife:
1, the wife is always right.
If not, it must be my fault.
If I am not mistaken, I must have misheard.
4. If 2 and 3 do not match, the article 1 shall be observed. A promise of love to his wife.
The groom must learn his lesson.
I promise:
1. Listen to everything your wife says (including anything wrong)
2. Accompany the whole shopping process (including men's stop)
Eat all the leftovers. (including deterioration)
4. Pay all your income. (including illegal)
5, housework is all inclusive. (including massaging my wife)
Other commitments are as follows:
1. If the wife is angry, she must kneel down and beg for mercy, and she must not ignore it.
2. When shopping, the wife should be brave enough to pay, encourage more, and must not have unwilling behavior.
When taking a bath, the wife should measure the water temperature and scratch her back, and must not have lust.
4. If my wife hits me, let her ravage me. Thank you for your kindness. Don't stare back.
When your wife is away, you should think about her, keep yourself healthy, and never cheat.
6. When the wife exhorts, put your hands together and stand at attention. There must be no absent-minded behavior.
7. When the wife gives money, she should be grateful with tears, be frugal and not extravagant.
I promise to fulfill the above commitments and please supervise them. ! !
Guarantor: xxx
Date: xxxx month xx day
Letter of guarantee to my wife 10 Last night, I made a mistake and caused irreparable harm to my dear wife. I feel deeply guilty and guilty, and I feel deeply that I am not a person. In order to make up for the harm caused to the baby, I must stay with you after my holiday, so as not to make you angry. Of course, it's none of my business to make trouble for myself.
I feel that the two of us can't talk together now, and I feel that you have an unspeakable emotion when you talk to me. I don't know why. Chatting, chatting, chatting, whatever you talk about, can always make you angry. Of course, it was my fault. I have a bad temper. I couldn't hold back yesterday, which caused irreparable losses. You must learn a lesson in the future. Let's talk about today. I sent you a text message this afternoon saying that I wrote a guarantee. Aren't you happy? Do we have to keep making trouble? It is better to let go of unhappy things as soon as possible.
Let's make three chapters: 1. If someone admits another person's mistake, it is not allowed to continue, otherwise it will not end. 2. Don't always say that it's not the children who break up. If I make any mistakes in the future, just let me know. Don't be angry with me. Be more tolerant and patient, you know?
Come on, tell me what you want from me.
You must have said it didn't sound like a promise again. I was all wet. It's all from the heart We will be together soon. Stop it, baby.
A man who made a big mistake.
Your respect/sincerity