"What time is it now?" "Eight o'clock." "No, this is the starting point of our happiness!" "I'd rather you were quiet." "Won't you be tired?" "No."But you've been running around in my head all day! ""yes, I'm busy running away. " "You are very strange today." "Where?" "It's so cute." "You are also very strange today. Freak. "If you are instant noodles, what do you think you are?" "spicy." "Then can I hit on you?" "No, but I can shell you." A place without water is a desert, so do you know where a place without you is? ""where? " "It's loneliness." "Where are you, you are indifferent. "This lipstick is for you. Remember to give it back to me every day. " "good! * * Wipe off the lipstick with toilet paper and throw it away! * * "Do you prefer window or aisle when flying?" "By the window. "Do you know where I like to lean?" I don't know. "I like to lean on you." "I like to rely on a glass of you." I think you look like a garbage truck. ""why? "Because it makes me want to chase you." "I think you look like a garbage truck, too, because I want to throw garbage at you." "Do you know what day it is today?" "What day?" Today is the day when you should pay the rent. ""pay what rent? "Because you have lived in my heart for a long time." "No wonder I don't think the feng shui where I live is very good." Can you keep your mouth shut? ""why? " "Otherwise I would want to kiss you." "Can you also mind your mouth? I'll want to slap you. "If I am 9, you are 3." "Why?" "Because besides you, I am still you." "Then I am 0, and you are 1. Because when I multiply it by you, it will always be zero. Remember that girls will fight back when they are teased in the future! Refusing to be teased: God's reply 2 What are God's replies to refusing people's confession? How to refuse others better 1 Humorous reply For most adults, we have already experienced an interview. During the interview, we often hear a reply, that is, "go back and wait for news". In fact, this kind of official reply can also be used in our daily life. When we face the confession of others, we can directly tell the confessor: "I see, go back and wait for the news." Or "give a reply within three working days. If no reply is received, it is inappropriate. "This method of rejecting others will be very humorous. Many boys have received such a reply when they confess to girls, and they have basically understood the state. Therefore, girls can use this humorous method to refuse others, which will not only hurt the friendship between the two people, but also ease the embarrassing atmosphere when the confession is rejected. 2, a polite reply Many confessions are developed from the relationship of friends, because two people will know each other's temperament after contact, and this emotional factor will gradually sublimate. Therefore, the objects of confession are mostly our friends. In the face of such a situation, we can also directly use "I treat you as a friend and you want to hit on me." "Refuse to other people's confession. This method of refusal is more suitable for two close friends, because close friends can make jokes. When the confession is rejected, this relaxed tone can calm the other person's heart. Only after the confession between friends is rejected, the friendship between the two people will basically be in this embarrassing state, so the exchanges between the two sides will be less. So if you are not completely sure, try not to tell your friends who are playing with you. 3. Good Person Card In advertising, being issued with a good person card is a very common way to refuse a visa. In fact, Goodman Card has become very popular on the Internet and has become a way to make fun of others. Therefore, when we face confession, we can also use the card of good friend to refuse others. Because Goodman Card is popular on the Internet, this method of keeping people away is also humorous and relaxed. The method of issuing a good person card is very simple, just tell the other party that "you are a good person and we are not suitable". In fact, this kind of refusal will be more straightforward and can directly break the other party's ideas. Because some vague answers will leave a glimmer of hope for others, and this refusal will bring great harm to others. So if we don't like each other very much, we must express our ideas clearly. 4, sexual orientation rejection Of course, there are still many people who have taken more extreme methods to reject others. This rejection method is also called a kind of divine recovery. In fact, this kind of reply is also very humorous, which often makes others give up. When we don't want to accept others' confession, we can directly tell each other "I like women". Of course, this reply is aimed at the situation that boys confess to girls. If the confessor is a woman, you can just say "I like boys". 5. Ask for paternalistic refusal. There are still many netizens who are very naughty. In the face of other people's confession, they will directly say, "I'll go back and ask my mother." In fact, this kind of euphemistic refusal is very cute. This method can ease the atmosphere of both sides, and at the same time, it can leave a better impression on others, so as not to make others feel too intense. Some netizens will be naughty. In the face of other people's confessions, they will directly say "My mother won't let me play with you". In fact, these sentences are often said by children, but when we use these sentences to refuse other people's confession, they are even more lovely and a kind of reply that makes people laugh and cry. Refuse to be teased. God replied 3, and was rejected after confession. Humorous answer 1, hahaha. After you refuse to confess, if you want to ease the atmosphere, you can directly say something to adjust the atmosphere, such as "Aren't you cheated?" This can reduce the "guilt" in each other's hearts and let them go to a good level. If you really want to be rejected, you can choose meaningful and innocent days such as April 1 and June 1. 2. Well, I've thought about it for a while, but it's really inappropriate. Please consider all possible situations before confessing. If you say "well, I don't think it's appropriate either" when you refuse to confess, she may suspect that you are joking. Maybe at first, the girl was angry with your attitude and thought that she refused you so frankly, but what you said was just a joke. This kind of answer helps the conversation between the two people behind. 3. We are "brothers". What are you thinking about? A girl who thinks you are a "brother" may be surprised to hear your confession, but she may also refuse. At this time, you must show your' brotherhood'. "I just treat you like a buddy. I'm just saying. What are you thinking about? "The dialogue between brothers is generally outspoken. Hearing your "brotherhood", the other person will fall into "brotherhood" and call you brother again, which is unlikely to be considered in your heart.