1. The only difference between me and Superman is: I wear underwear inside. 2. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person. 3. I am in the world, but there are no legends about me in the world... 4. Follow other people's paths and leave others with nowhere to go. 5. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like siblings. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 19 years! 6. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s bad mouth! 7. When the water is extremely clear, there are no fish; when people are extremely humble, they are invincible. 8. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel - my mother said, it is a birdman. 9. Time is the same as cleavage, if you squeeze it there will still be some. 10. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, except one male and one female. 11. Don’t be careless about an animal that bleeds for a week but still survives... 12. I, a college student, have a goal in life: a peasant woman, a mountain spring, and some farmland. 13. Women remember: they must eat well, have fun, sleep well and drink well. Once you're exhausted, don't let women spend our money, our room, sleep with our husbands, have sex with our boyfriends, or beat our children. 14. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village, and in autumn I harvested many handsome men. Then I changed the name of the village to "Handsome Guy Village", and I became the village chief as I wished. 15. One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pockets were really empty... 16. I have achieved great success in losing weight. Look, all three of my chins are sharp! 17.The trouble with chocolate is: when you eat it, it’s gone. 18. Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly. 19. If my friends can sell them for five yuan each, I can make a small fortune. 20. A big belly is not scary. What is scary is that it is big and empty. 21. The biggest advantage of going on a blind date is that if there are problems in your marriage in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker. 22. If a woman shows herself to be generous first, then a man will not dare to be stingy. 23. People are born on the bed and die on the bed. If they want to live or die, they are also on the bed. 24. Wizard, please tell the princess that I am still on the road of overcoming thorns and thorns. There are still snowy mountains that have not been climbed, the river has not been crossed, the dragon has not been killed, and the beautiful woman has not been bathed... Tell her to continue to sleep! 25. My crush is a stunning beauty, and one day she will come to me riding a fire-breathing dinosaur. However, at the end of the story, I only saw her mount, but not its owner. 26. If a tree doesn’t want its bark, it will definitely die; if a person doesn’t have any shame, it will be invincible in the world. 27. Do nothing but do nothing, do nothing but do nothing. (Dai Jianwei) 28. The true meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food to eat in one place, but to have food to eat wherever you go throughout your life. (Su Mei) 29. The saucy will return to saucy, and the saucy will have the chastity of the saucy; the lowly will return to the lowly, and the lowly will have the dignity of the lowly. 30. If eating more fish can make people smarter, then I must have eaten at least a pair of whales... 31. Success in life is not about getting a good deck of cards, but how to play the bad cards well. He made his debut at the age of 32.0 and is making progress every day at the age of 10. At the age of 20, you have lofty ideals; at the age of 30, you work hard to achieve your goals. The 40-year-old is basically oriented, the 50-year-old is popular everywhere. Play mahjong when you are 60 years old, and wander around when you are 70 years old. The 80-year-old Lala lives at home, and the 90-year-old hangs it on the wall! 33. You were crying when you were born, and everyone was smiling; when you left, you were smiling, and everyone was crying. 34. Stand taller and pee further. 35. Wear other people’s shoes, walk your own path, and let them find it. 36. In a few decades, we will meet, be sent to the crematorium, and burn into ashes. You will be in a pile, I will be in a pile, no one knows each other, and we will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. 37. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore. 38. You can’t have both fish and bras. 39. Experts look at the door, laymen look at the road. 40. Don’t step on the wild flowers on the roadside! 41. I met a girl with her own signature: She doesn’t know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but she is tired of doing laundry and cooking. 42. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

43. When you meet an old Shaanxi man, his signature is: Ugly girls are more likely to cause mischief, and black buns are more likely to have vegetables. 44 When you meet our teacher, your signature is: Let me tell you that the teacher is very angry now, and the consequences will be very serious (after his Nth blind date failed) . 45. Encountering a writer’s signature: It may seem like it, but it may not necessarily be the case. 46. ??When you meet a lover’s personal signature: What you have said does not matter, the person you like changes every day. 47. The signature of the sleeping king in the class: three full meals in the morning, noon and evening, and six empty stomachs before and after meals. 48. Offline on time at 12 midnight! Otherwise, the princess will turn back into Cinderella. 49. Hello, is this China Mobile? My name is China Unicom and my PHS is broken. Can you send China Railway Telecom to fix it? 50. I am an academician of the Advanced Diving Academy of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, a Nobel Prize for long-term disconnection, and an Oscar for lifetime invisibility... 51. I would like to be a winged bird in heaven, and a pig in the same pen on earth! 52. Don’t worry, I’ve lost my appetite when I see you, so what’s the point of talking about sexual desire! 53. Although I am sleeping naked, I can plug and play... 54. Being quartered by five horses - do you want a piece? 55. God said: "Let there be light." I said: "No!" So we had dark night. 56. I pinned KONKA’s TV remote control to my waistband and pretended to have bought a new NOKIA mobile phone. 57. I think I would enjoy the morning if it came later. 58. I can’t give you happiness, but I can give you comfort! 59. Life is so fucking fun, because life keeps fucking playing with me. 60. Buddha said: "It takes 500 looks back in the past life in exchange for a passing glance in this life." I would rather exchange a passing glance in the next life for 500 looking back in this life. 61. The night gave me a pair of black eyes. , but I used it to roll my eyes. 62. I am an actor, and my eyes widen when I see a beautiful girl... 63. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly... 64 I want to fall in love early, but it is too late... 65. Oh my God! My clothes are slimming again. 66. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you. 67. Don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay? 68. As far as your thoughts go, get away from me! 69. The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated. 70. Guests, please respect yourself. This little girl only sells herself, not her art. 71. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human! 72. A man’s lies can deceive a woman for a night, and a woman’s lies can deceive a man for a lifetime! 73. If you cannot put your woman into a wedding dress, then never stop unbuttoning her clothes! 74. Go the way of NB and let SB have the say! 75. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge! 76. The Master said on the river: "It would be great to have a boat!" 77. Driving is not difficult, I'm just afraid there are new people! 78. We are looking for little girls, and you can come with me to water them; I will water the head of the Yangtze River, and you will water the tail of the Yangtze River. 79. Love at first sight fades away again and is exhausted after three. 80. You are not alone when you are alone. You are lonely only when you want to be alone. 81. Born, easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy. 82. If I could see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness in front.