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1. You won’t have enough books until you use them, and you won’t have enough money until the end of the month.

2. Shoot the horse first before shooting the man, and catch the traitor in bed.

3. Stop and sit in the maple forest at night, where can the beautiful lady teach you how to play the flute?

4. I have been chatting like crazy for a long time, so I want to keep my wife with me when I return home.

5. There is always love in thousands of mountains and rivers, can you give me more?

6. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and an iron rod can be ground into a needle.

7. A branch of red apricot comes out of the wall and will be stuffed inside the wall later.

8. I wish you blessings like the East Sea, and you deserve to be drowned. I wish you longevity and you deserve to be crushed to death.

9. There will be times when there are strong winds and waves, so you can hang up your sleeve and enter the deep valley.

10. At noon on the day of hoeing, the sperm fell into the soil on the bed.

11. I left quietly, just as I fell into a deep sleep.

12. A branch of red apricot came out of the wall, making all the young and old happy.

13. When you are young, you don’t know how valuable sperm is, but when you are old, you realize how tired it is.

14. My husband and I took off our shirts and spent the spring night warm in the hibiscus tent.

15. Cooking beans burns the bean basket, and the beans weep in the cauldron. They are from the same roots, and the brother-in-law plays with the aunt.

16. But the flying generals of Longcheng are here, and the king will not go to court early from now on.

17. There are few beauties in science and engineering in spring sleep. I couldn't sleep at night, so I searched online.

18. Listen to your words and let the saints study.

19. The three thousand beauties in the harem are not as good as Wang Lun’s gift of love to me.

20. The wind is blowing and the water is cold, and influenza A is easily transmitted.

21. Since ancient times, no one has ever died. A moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold. If you don't show up late at night for an appointment, the hero will burst into tears.

22. When we wake up, we have sex together, and our children suddenly come together.

23. A branch of red apricot came out of the wall, but Wang Er next door didn't pick it.

24. I will never regret taking off my clothes and belt, but I will make people haggard because of Yi.

25. I looked for him thousands of times in the crowd, but suddenly I looked back and found that man at the canteen at the door.

26. The sun rises by the cave and rains by the stream. The Taoist priest is ruthless and the sparrow is affectionate.

27. Sleeping in spring without waking up, mosquito bites everywhere.

28. I have always hated the village girl who had no place to look for, so I turned to this place unconsciously.

29. The sound of sex comes at night, and the girl turns into a sister-in-law.

30. After searching for him for thousands of times, I suddenly looked back and saw that the man was sleeping in the street office.

31. In front of Xisai Mountain, egrets fly and turtles climb by the river in Dongcun.

32. Don’t worry if you have no friends in the future, the best will never be ignored.

33. I persuaded God to shake himself up, and God shook off one of his hands.

34. Pick chrysanthemums under the east fence and hang them from the southeast branches.

35. Luoxia and Lone Bird eloped, Qiu Shui and Changtian divorced.

36. Relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, and they will die without knowing it.

37. A moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold. It makes my brother happy and hurts his kidneys.

38. A branch of red apricot came out of the wall and flew into the homes of ordinary people.

39. If you are poor, you will be alone, but if you are rich, you will have many wives and concubines.

40. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, white in the southeast, northwest, and middle.

41. At noon on the day of hoeing, mines were buried in the soil. Your kid digs a mine and blows it up into two hundred and fifty.

42. When the time comes to say goodbye, I will know the Tianma Meteor Boxing.

43. When will the injustice be repaid? How much do we know about the past?

44. My talents are destined to be useful, and the mouse son can dig holes.

45. When I left home and my boss returned home, he could tell whether I was male or female.

46. The road is long and my legs are long. I will feel my way up and down.

47. The spring is ringing but you don’t realize the dawn, mosquito bites are everywhere.

48. My husband and I took off our shirts and spent the spring night warm in the hibiscus tent.

49. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. A big river has wide waves.

50. The country is like a painted skin, and life is like a wet dream.

51. The sun sets and the heartbroken man is brushing his teeth.

52. The beauty rolls up the bead curtain, and all traces of people disappear.

53. A man has forty-one flowers, but I will kill them all after they bloom!

54. The water in Peach Blossom Beach is thousands of feet deep. I don’t know whether Li Bai is dead or not.

55. Ten years of life and death, wandering around nightclubs looking for the Cowherd.

56. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front, and the waves in front die on the beach.

57. A branch of red apricot comes out of the wall, and ten couples bow to each other nine times.

58. The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying. I love King Adi most in my life.

59. Since ancient times, no one has died. It is better to hang oneself on the southeast branch.

60. At noon on the hoeing day, the music is singing to the sky. The sound of wind and rain comes at night, and all things are moistened silently.

61. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and an iron rod will be ground into a needle.

62. Die under peonies. If you have anything to do, please burn paper.

63. I advise you not to drink Erguotou. There is no way to get rid of the blush, so you only lower your brows, but it is in your heart.

64. Ghosts knock on the door in the middle of the night, and passers-by want to die.

65. When I was dying of illness, I sat up in shock, and a branch of red apricot came out of the wall.

66. Good rain knows the season, but your shoes will get wet when you walk.

67. How much sorrow can you have? Just like a pot of Red Star Erguotou.

68. The merchant girl does not know the hatred of the country’s subjugation, but she still sings the nunchaku across the river.

69. Egrets fly in front of Xisai Mountain, and turtles crawl by the river in Dongcun.

70. It’s hard to say goodbye when we meet, and my boyfriend is a wreck in bed.

71. The hero's sword is not old, but the old lady's charm is still there.

72. Chirp again chirp, Mulan is flying a plane, what kind of plane is she flying? Boeing 747!

73. The water in Peach Blossom Beach is thousands of feet deep, and the ancients did not use paper for defecation.

74. The three stooges all have the same stink.

75. Those who do not know the true face of Mount Lu only know how to bend their bows and shoot at giant eagles.

76. If heaven is sentimental, heaven will also grow old. If man is sentimental, he will die early.

77. I thought a prince would meet a princess, but it was actually a dinosaur meeting a frog.

78. There is no grass anywhere in the world, but the singing of birds is everywhere.

79. But if the Dragon City Flying General is here, the pink and white in the Sixth Palace will have no color.

80. The incense burner in Rizhao was emitting purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

81. Meng Jiangnu cried and poured down the Great Wall, and White Lady flooded Jinshan PowerWord.

82. I asked you how much sadness you can have. Drink Red Bull when you are sleepy and tired.

83. I shook the sack without taking away a cabbage.

84. The saliva is drooling three thousand feet, and there is no money in the pocket.

85. The saliva is worth three thousand feet, but there is no money in your pocket.

86. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and a pear tree is blooming above the begonia.

87. The bright moonlight in front of the bed will make you healthier after washing.

88. When Guan Gong and Qin Qiong meet, why should they have known each other before?

89. Among the colorful clouds of the White Emperor, someone was sitting by the river. In the blink of an eye, Xiao Li flew his knife, and someone turned into a little eunuch.

90. Li Bai refused to pay for the boat ride, so the boatman kicked him off the boat.

91. Once bitten by a snake, you will hear the singing of birds everywhere.

92. The big bear comes at night and no one can escape.