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1. Always laugh until tears fall and laugh louder and louder to become mature

2. Don’t trust a partner who never closes his eyes when kissing! Why?

3. Love it or not, I love it. Whether it hurts or not, I feel pain. But I still don't give up.

4. Some people say that when someone appears in your dream, it means that person is thinking of you.

5. Mistresses have become a profession, and a marriage certificate is worth less than a certificate of merit.

6. Don’t think that if you are younger than me, you can dance for a few more days. The coffins contain dead people, not old people!

7. You can watch my world, but you can’t speak.

8. A tear is made up of one percent water and ninety-nine percent emotion.

9. I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig cannot describe your stupidity.

10. As long as I have you all the way, I am willing to do anything.

11. I am just used to having you, not that I am indispensable without you.

12. Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going.

13. "Romantic" is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all day long.

14. If you love her, don’t give her a chance to have random thoughts. Because you will never know how much the person who thinks about you loves you.

15. Sometimes, we change our signatures so frequently just to let others know how we feel. But we forget that maybe others don't care about you at all.

16. I want to become your eyes, because then you will not be afraid of the coming of the night.

17. Failed English? Normal! We are all Chinese.

18. If loving you is painful to you, then I will leave.

19. I can only be like this now, neither noisy nor fussy, neither sad nor happy, quietly with you and no more interaction.

20. If you treat love as a game, then both sides will suffer in this game.

21. The person who truly loves me will never leave me. Even if he has thousands of reasons to give up, he will always find one reason to persist.

22. The reason why you feel lonely is not that no one cares about you, but that the person you care about does not care about you.

23. What I hate is the fact that you say you miss me, but you do nothing.

24. When I transform into a swan, you are still an egg.

25. I am not yours, so why should I wait for you all the time?

26. In the future, you will definitely thank you for your hard work now.

27. Those who are incompetent look at others and show off, but those who are capable show off to others!

28. Those who can hurt me are the ones I love.

29. Have you ever felt that the more you accommodate a person, the more that person will push you further?

30. The best feeling in the world is knowing that someone is thinking of you.

31. The two luckiest things in my life. One is that time has finally exhausted my love for you, and the other is that I met you a long, long time ago.

32. I have always been very, very envious of my deskmate for having the best deskmate in the world.

33. Memories are only the past after all, so why remember them again if you can’t go back!

34. A friend who understands your tears is better than a group of friends who only understand your smile.

35. Perhaps, we will have one day after all: holding someone else’s hand and forgetting who they were.

36. Can you not judge my good or bad easily? I have never had a meal from your family.

37. I have used time to prove my single-mindedness, but you let me Time has proven my stupidity!

38. When you lose me, you will understand that no one will treat you like me.

39. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy

40. Sometimes, I really wish I could fast forward time so that I can finally see The result is not worth it.

41. Don’t be distracted by your heart and don’t be trapped by your emotions. Don't be afraid of the future and don't dwell on the past. So, be well.

42. Don’t say that others have a brain disease. The prerequisite for a brain disease is to have a brain.

43. I wonder if the things that remind me of you also remind you of me.

44. Summer is just bad. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink the northwest wind.

45. There were many people holding hands on the street. How many of them were getting married?

46. I would rather live an imperfect life calmly than pretend to be perfect all my life.

47. The word "nuo" in a promise and the word "oath" in an oath are both spoken and unintentional

48. When you are afraid of losing something, it means that you You can only either give up this thing or give up yourself.

49. Science teacher: Letting the water fall along the wall of the cup is called flowing down the wall of the cup.

50. The three major natural disasters: earthquakes, typhoons, and film crews passing by!

51. The woman looked very pretty at first glance, but when she looked carefully, she was still beautiful. It's better to take a quick look.

52. I’m not sure how long it will take me to forget you, and I can’t guarantee that I can really forget you.

53. I don’t ask you to be deeply attached to me. Remember me for the rest of your life, and I just ask you not to forget that I have been in your world

54. The happiness in this world is always so out of reach.

55. A man quitting smoking is like a woman losing weight. There will always be a tomorrow.

56. Before you can even touch the flowers and twist the grass, others have already plucked them out

57. No matter where you are or who you are with, I will always be the one who cares about you the most. fool.

58. If you can’t even cheat, how can your teacher trust you to enter society?

59. Sunflower, a flower that grins at the sun.

60. If you forget how to move forward, think about why you got here in the first place.

61. In fact, sometimes the person you want the most is the person you should leave the most.