A girl's mother had a favorite cactus, and the cactus suddenly withered. Her mother instructed her to turn off wifi.
She was full of question marks and said, "Does this have anything to do with wifi?"
Her mother replied, "I saw cactus absorb radiation in a circle of friends." It is sick because you play with your mobile phone every day and absorb too much radiation, so you hang up. "
The circle of friends is really a good place, which not only becomes the territory of love rat, a green tea waiting for an opportunity, but also allows parents to play more widely and have more room to play.
Now your circle of friends is a thorn in your elders' side.
Green tea likes to send courtship selfies in a circle of friends. Love rat is keen on chatting privately in the circle of friends in the middle of the night, and our lovely parents always forward chicken soup for the soul in the circle of friends. From time to time, they secretly believe you that "they stayed up until three o'clock in the morning, but the result was not success, but sudden death ...".
Too many will even analyze your dynamics, check clues, find evidence of your love, and then force children to learn what adults do in love.
My friend wants to stop her mother for a while because her mother's behavior is so strange.
At first, her head was a soft little girl, cartoon-like, with the words "Love you the most" written on it.
Because her mother and baby are single, her mother immediately said hello: "Daughter, are you gay?" You don't have a boyfriend. Why do you want to make such an avatar? "
My friend's mind is full of black question marks: mom
She explained it a thousand times, and her mother doubted her ten thousand times. Finally, she was changed before she was willing to let her go.
When she changed her avatar to Xie Guangkun's emoticon pack, her mother knocked on her WeChat door again.
Mom: A girl should be like a girl.
Friend: Mom, what do you think girls should be like?
Mom: For example, there is something wrong with your portrait. A portrait of a man who has to be feminine for a big girl to be liked?
Friend: Mom, do you think I should change my avatar? (Friends smile, but mmp in their hearts)
Her mother suddenly stopped talking. After a while, she sent several big red flowers, red peony flowers, Bai Baihe, orange-red sunflowers and rose-red roses ... All she needed was to collect seven colors to summon dragons.
Finally, I couldn't resist my mother's fierce pursuit, so my friend changed to my mother's "merciful" avatar, so that her mother would let her go.
Sometimes, I think my parents are cute, my new avatar is cute, and the personalized signature column is funny.
Sentences such as "Flowers bloom and fall, the breeze comes", "Sit and watch the clouds in Yun Qi, listen to the flowers bloom and fall" and "Happiness is like a flower" are the signature of mothers' circle of friends, which is unique and magical.
Appreciation belongs to appreciation, but they put chains on you with their own thoughts, which is very annoying.
I remember the funniest time. My friend told me, "My mother deleted me because my signature was too vicious."
Once, she changed her signature to "Good morning and good night, I will never feel at ease."
After her mother saw it, WeChat didn't bother to send it. Call her directly and scold her and say, "How did I give birth to your vicious daughter? Hurry up and change, don't change or add me. "
She was wronged. I just edited a WeChat and sent it to her mother, which said, "You are not his (her) friend, please send a friend verification request first, and chat only after the other party has passed the verification".
Friend: Mom, please add me again.
Chatting with my mother now, I have to hesitate for a long time before sending an "ojbk" continuously, for fear of meeting my mother directly on the blacklist next time.
Fortunately, my parents are not so poisonous, and they are models of enlightened parents in the new era. I'm not often at home after work, and they never ask me anything. They just traveled long distances to bring me steamed bread made at home when I was homesick.
Yes, I'm not emphasizing that my mother's steamed bread is delicious, although it is delicious. I just want to say that if you meet a friend's parents, it is conservatively estimated that you will be hacked 10 thousand times a day.
The brain circuits of adults and children are too different. You think Ai Keli is funny, and they think you are mentally ill. You describe yourself as "stupid" and you don't understand their thoughts. They think you are not civilized enough.
You use a humorous screen name and a personalized signature, but they say you embarrass your elders.
I really don't want to pretend to be a good girl in my circle of friends. The smiling face is too tired to cater to the thinking of three aunts and six grandmothers.
After all, there is a generation gap after several rounds of age difference, but it is very important and necessary to weaken the generation gap.
I also hope that one day, we can share our stories freely with "Xiahe, smiling dandelion, heart-to-heart wish, people in the wind" and have a heart-to-heart exchange with our elders.
But the fact is that parents always like to impose their ideas on their children. "I think you can do this, I hope you can do this, you are wrong" became their mantra.
The same world, the same parents, although they know that this is for our own good, they will hope that we are all the merciful Guanyin of my Buddha.
To tell the truth, sometimes parents are blocked dynamically, not because we want to block them, but because we dare not block them, because there are really too many troubles to deal with.
I feel sorry for my friend who was deleted for three seconds. I hope my mother can love her again and be tolerant.