If I hadn't met a hair stylist who acted on my own, I would have found the other half.

It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse. It may be Tang Priest; Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen!

4. My son came to the office to play today, and a female colleague teased him and said that he was so handsome. The son also said to his female colleague: My sister is so beautiful. After that, he immediately ran to me to admit his mistake: Dad, I'm sorry I lied again, and all my colleagues in the company laughed.

When you are young, you should run hard just to fall down beautifully.

6. Many things in life will eventually get better with time. Like many people who were just fat, they became fat after a long time.

I played cat and mouse when I was a child. My cat went home when all the mice were hidden.

Eight. When I am rich, I will be a beggar and hire tens of thousands of people to queue up to throw money at my bowl.

9. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in dark circles and poor skin.

Please cherish the people who are kind to you, or you will miss this, and you don't know when you will meet another blind person.

As a single aristocrat, whenever another married person asks me, "Why don't you get married?" I replied in unison, "I don't want to live your life."

12. Who said that boys and girls don't have pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, the whole world is your friend!

13. Don't worry about the problems you can't solve today. Because it may not be solved tomorrow.

14. A customer ran into the tailor shop angrily. Pointing to the fashion designed by the shopkeeper for him, he said, "I was standing on the street corner yawning and two people put letters in my mouth!" "

After years of continuous efforts, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.

16. In fact, Tang Yan is also very sexy. If you meet someone who doesn't look good, you are called a benefactor; if you meet someone who looks good, you are called a bodhisattva.

17. Ugly children must run hard, because if they run fast, others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.

Eighteen. "Husband, I want to buy clothes when the season has changed." "Are you obedient?" "Not obedient!" "If you don't listen, don't buy it!" "Then I am obedient!" "Lovely, obedient! Don't buy. "

19. People who lose weight must not add any weight loss groups. On the surface, they can encourage each other, but it is useless. If you are not the fattest, you will relax because someone is at the bottom.

Twenty. You are a halo, I am an idiot; You are exquisite, I am rustic; Your fragrance, my alcohol; You're angry, and I'm angry. Everything is only for your satisfaction.

2 1. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat, drink and eat well.

22. Q: What do turtles and rabbits have in common in the tortoise-rabbit race? A: It's good for your health. Everything is delicious.

23. Men have gold under their knees, and women have it on their heads, necks, ears and hands.

24. Being a child is better than academic performance. Growing up is better than salary. Now you have to walk in step! Give me a break, I just want to be a garbage without competition, but I didn't find out until I really made garbage, even garbage should be classified!