There is nothing for me to fight.

3, I have a love affair * * * I am not familiar with it.

4, strong melon is not sweet, but TM quenches thirst.

When I was a child, I thought naked marriage was a marriage without clothes.

6. Stand where you want to stand and say what you should say.

7. Why should I pretend to be crazy and shout out to please you?

8.[ It's not too bad, at least I can laugh]

9, boys are awkward, sisters are the most important.

10, seven days is not enough to reflect my true love for the Chinese nation.

1 1, don't think that people who can't forget can't let you go.

12, now men have thinner legs than women! How do you make me feel!

13, the actual hypocrisy is always unexpectedly pulled out.

14, [I can tell many short stories, from young old Xian Yi to! ]

15, and a good girlfriend, if only your man loved being seduced.

16, teacher, can you change the teaching method? For example, the report of dreams

17, "Do you want to be my Oreo?" "Honestly" and "Let me soak"

18. People who care about me are the reason for my peace of mind and the root of my panic.

19, the whole process from short hair to long hair is the most painful.

20. The worst thing is hearsay, and the worst thing is being alone.

2 1, [I think everyone's morning exercise music is like a slightly magical funeral]

22. Don't ask me why I was late for class! I must have played with Tutu last night!

To tell the truth, I am angry and angry, but I never thought of giving up on you.

24. When I turned around beautifully, a beggar took the bowl behind me.

25. Tutu, I miss you. Tutu, I miss you. Tutu, I dreamed of you. Mom, where is Tutu?

26. "What is the outer layer of the earth?" "Xiangxiang milk tea"

27. My sister didn't have breakfast and said to me in the afternoon, "Sister, my stomach thundered."

28. "I'm going to the bathroom to be sensible." "Eating soil can't solve the difficulties."

29. sharing a dormitory with two big fat people is also the rhythm that makes me fat?

30. I think it's hooliganism for girls to say cold when they are alone.

3 1, look at the boys and girls with iphone, and don't think about it. He may not have a kidney.

Only when you are late will you realize how fast you are flying. "

There is nothing wrong with us falling in love with someone. Just can't accompany you to the end;

34. "I still can't figure out my net worth after all", "To tell the truth" and "My choice is completely wrong"

35, be your own hero, fireworks are different colors, he is him, two yuan a bundle of big flowers.

36. If cutting off my hair means cutting off my memory, will I lose my memory if I am bald?

37. My best friend is ill. Commodities. Why do you have a fever? This guy is sick. Fuck. You're not dead.

38. Does the teacher understand why everyone has to take geography class? Xiaoming has no justice. Teacher, you go out.

39. Your favorite beauty with long hair and thin face likes to wear white clothes. My dear told you that was Sadako.

40, the top students get the best grades, the best goddess gets the best figure, eats guests and snacks, and the rich get property. I smile.

4 1. That boy ""looks better than me ""so ""should be separated? ""all right ""then I'll ""pull her over. "

42. Why do you feel good before buying clothes and feel good after buying them? "Mainly the face."

43. People like me who don't even know many famous brands sometimes don't even feel that others are showing off.

44. When I was a child, I had three idols! A Lei Feng! Two Zhang Haidi! Zhang Ga, the third soldier! Known as "Lady Gaga"!

45, female me and * * *, fell into the river together, who do you only save? Dude, I was arrested with your dad. Who did you only save?

46. A month ago, everyone was laughing and discussing how to help you catch up with her. Two months later, you told me that you loved me. Are you kidding?

47. Does the teacher understand why cars and people need to drive on the right? Xiaoming's protection of power is due to bodhisattva! Teacher, get out! ! !

48.iphone is thinner, ipad is thinner, Oreo is thinner, and even emotion is thinner. When will you lose weight when you go to work?

49. "You and your girlfriend are so sweet that they are arm in arm in the street." "I'm afraid she'll go shopping as soon as she lets go."

Mencius said that without medical insurance and life insurance, you must never help others after dark.

5 1, please forgive me for dressing up, holding a water-based pen and writing on my desk with a frown, just to help top students lay the foundation.

52. What's wrong with being short? What's wrong with being short? What's wrong with being short? I am short. Make sure you don't get proud when you see me.

53. I accidentally found my friend's sister paper and deleted the folder like that. Right-click the document, cut it, open the recycle bin and paste it.

54. What is a roommate? Roommates just put money on the table, so it's not easy to lose it. When you buy a bag of sunflower seeds to go home, there will be a pile of melon seeds left. .

55. I heard from my deskmate that he cut off his eyelashes when he was a child, so it was so long. I went home and resolutely cut mine. My mother laughed and cried.

56. The most exciting romance is that you want to tear off my clothes and pants, and I just want to tear off your jeans.

57、#39; #39; The school leader and the paper teacher fell into the river and asked you to hit people with bricks. #39; #39; #39; #39; Who the fuck saved me? Who else did you hit? #39; #39;

I think you got married in Paris, France. What are your special experiences? It's strange in Huang Hai Bo that people here don't have a fucking holiday.

59. Do you remember Guan Gu (singing)? I am not an insect. I am not a centipede. I just want a cheap brother and perfect love.

60. If the weather doesn't help me go, I'll find a way myself. If the weather doesn't help me level the road, I'll walk all over. In this day and age, I am not soft-blooded. Do you call young people?

6 1, you don't need too many friends, just two. One is willing to lend you money, he asks you for a debt, and the other is willing to beat him.

62. Teachers and students, what do you mean by using books and hating less? Xiao Ming MD, a backpack of books is only 100 yuan, which is not enough to stay up all night. Teacher, get out ...

63. When passing under the building, I accidentally knocked down a row of bicycles and was seen by a stray cat. After that, it is a shame.

When I was a child, I had a dream that I would wear sunglasses and drive a Lamborghini sports car. Through these years' efforts, I have achieved half my ideal. I have sunglasses.