1, shook his head after breaking up and his wig was thrown out.

2. Now there are always some people who value stars more than their mothers.

3, stars are just like dried tofu, they are fried.

4. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying wastes RMB!

5. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. You five brothers! Do what you have to do. ...

6. A woman is uglier than her right hand! When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive!

7. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.

I just want a birthday present. Not too demanding: I enlarged the photo and hung it on Tiananmen Square.

9. Sisters are like brothers, and men are like clothes. If anyone touches my sister, I'll tear his clothes.

10, someone is wearing cotton trousers, and he has frozen to death. Someone is wearing black stockings. She is still alive.

1 1, people say that women are like clothes; Brothers are like brothers. Today is my half-year anniversary of streaking.

12, brothers, cover your crotch and respect others' crotch.

13, sisters are most innocent when they fall in love with a man, but this man falls in love with another man!

14. Festivals when men send flowers to women: Valentine's Day, Women's Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day in China, Christmas Day and her birthday. Festival when women send flowers to men: Tomb-Sweeping Day.

15, your birthday became my sad day.

16, what bad luck. I held a parent-teacher conference on my birthday. My mother must have chased me with a kitchen knife when she came back …

17, sisters! Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey and make do with it!

18, if I die of a fever in Henan, brothers remember to collect the body, thank you! There must be air conditioning in the coffin. ...

19, if you want to fight, I will fight. My brothers are all Altman.

20. Today is MM's birthday. In order to be the first to send my blessing, I picked up my mobile phone on time early in the morning and sent a message: sofa.

My brother said that not every girl can wear stockings.

22. Heroes don't ask for a way out, regardless of age.

Dear, I hope your future girlfriend is your long-lost sister.

Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful.

25. A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Xifeng.

26. Come on, for men's Audi, for women's Dior and for children's Oreo.

27. Men have four major helplessness: it's boring to accompany their wives, it's too expensive to find a young lady, it's too tiring to have a lover, and it's most affordable not to get married.

28. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

29. There are two states in life, one is to die quickly, the other is to live wonderfully.

Friends, you should eat and drink. Summer vacation is for growing meat.

3 1, every time I come as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade, you come to earn money to support your family.

32. Oh, my God, can the acne on my sister's face be saved? ...

33. Men are afraid: I am afraid that my young lady will get sick, that my lover will get pregnant, that people will write letters, and that my wife will commit suicide.

34. My mother was merciful and said that she would help me with the yellow diamond in the future. Oh, my God, I had another dream.

35, don't blindly worship my sister, you don't understand my world and heart!

36. Men are four idiots: coming home from work, earning money, eating lobster and leaving a phone number for women.

37. The wife is a harbor, the lover is an inn, and the young lady is a gas station on the Long March Road!

Smart people often say: I don't know. Obviously, I am that person.

The saddest thing in the world is being bitten by a mosquito, but you can't bite it back!

40. I drove my mother on a motorcycle and slammed the door and shouted safety first. My mother beat me up.