I am like a fly lying on the glass all the time. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

Being pregnant is just like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

6. Friends around you, become famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

7. Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

8. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

9. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it. From then on, the world was dark.

10, I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

1 1. To be a man, you must be a man who wanders between A Niu and Niu C.

12, my name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata.

13, people can't hang from a tree, but try to die several times in several nearby trees.

14, the farmer's three punches hurt a little.

15, in fact, I have always been very popular. I was loved by everyone when I was a child, and now I am a bitch.

16. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

17, take someone else's road and leave others no choice.

18, get the hell out of here as far as your mind goes.

19, the tiger is neither arrogant nor impetuous. Do you think I am hello?

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20, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

2 1, women must be better to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby.

22. God, did you let summer and winter live together? ! This kind of weather!

23. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs.

Grandpa is handed down from his grandson.

25. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

26. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

27. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes

28. Angels can fly because they despise themselves.

It's been a long time since anyone blew cowhide so fresh and refined.

Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind?

3 1, wake up, it's getting dark.

32, born, easy; Living is easy; Life is not easy.

I won't tell you if I kill you.

34. Nothing money can solve is a problem.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

Raise your hand if you love me, or stand upside down if you don't love me.

40. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

4 1, boys are poor, otherwise they don't know how to struggle, girls are rich, otherwise they are coaxed away by a piece of cake.

42. Fate shuffles the cards, but it is we who play cards.

43. Love is a kind of helplessness, being loved is a gesture, waiting for love is an expectation, and not loving is an ability.

44. The beauty of a woman lies in her unrepentant stupidity; The beauty of a man lies in that he lies and says "Hell in the daytime".

45. Everyone has at least one dream and one strong reason.

45. Mature people don't ask about the past, smart people don't ask about the present, and open-minded people don't ask about the future.

46. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. The injured one is always the one who won't let go.

47. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere.

48. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

49. Grandparents are all from grandchildren.