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1. If being rich is a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

2. The reason why I am fat is because there are many things in my mind that make it difficult to lose weight.

3. I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned books but didn’t finish them.

4. I am not a casual person, but if I am casual, I am not a human being.

5. ?You eat and you are not fat. If you eat and eat, you will not get fat. If you eat, you will not get fat. In fact, you are not fat. It's just that the frame is big.

6. When I went to buy water, the boss said it was two yuan. I said the suggested retail price on the bottle was one yuan and a half. The boss said: I don’t accept his suggestion! ?

7. It is said that zombies only eat people with brains? Are you safe then?

8. You don’t have to fall in love with a beautiful person, but you have to fall in love with someone People who make your life beautiful.

9. I ran towards the green light, in the direction away from you, but you calmly drank a cup of afternoon tea.

10. After finally accepting that I am ugly, I have to accept it again after cutting my hair.

11. After you see me, you will suddenly realize that I am handsome. It can be as specific as this!

12. What wakes up every morning is not the alarm clock and dreams, but the urine that has been held in all night.

13. There are only two things I can’t do in my life, neither this nor that.

14.?Finally discovered a problem that Baidu didn’t know: Do you know when I will come to my aunt?

15.?Failure is not terrible, the key is whether it is successful or not mom.

16. When faced with my gaining weight, my father expressed his opinion: If Han Hong is not dead, I will suffer from Han Hong’s disease.

17. If you have the ability to be as fat as you are, I will obey you!

18.? Fat people, no, rough people..

19.? I like to eat when I am unhappy, I get fat when I eat, and I am unhappy when I am fat.

20. Fat people are shouting and thin people are doing things like fatness.

21. I look so good even when I am fat, but I can still look good if I lose weight

22. Ugly people like to say why? Why? Look at it, look at it?

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23.? Give my future mother-in-law a bad review, the delivery is too slow.

24. In the workplace, one should be like Conan, with a domineering attitude that makes others die wherever he goes.

25. If I look lethargic, I might be tired, I might be sick, or most likely I’m hungry!

26. It’s not good for children to cough all the time. Most of the time they don’t want to go to school, so just give them a few smacks.

27. Auntie is like a gray wolf. When she leaves, she always shouts: I will definitely come back.

28. In fact, I am not fat, I am just too lazy to lose weight.

29. Don’t open your wounds to others. There are many people in the world who are not doctors, but people who spread salt.

30. I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

31. Have you ever thought that the end of get out of class bell is the best voice in China?

32.? Lonely women shake WeChat, and empty men search nearby.

33. When you meet a lover’s personal signature: words you said don’t count, the person you like changes every day.

34. Just because we have a holiday, you can’t treat me as a holiday.

35. Don’t be lazy with me, I’m too lazy to compete with you.

36. The fortune teller said that I will meet the most important woman in my life when I am eighty years old. Her name is Po Meng.

37.?I can use a magic to make you forget that you are a pig. ?I'm not a pig. ?You see you have forgotten. ?

38. Don’t use beauty traps on me, otherwise I will take advantage of them.

39. You are a big beast, your face is shaped like a TV set. I don’t know that your face looks like the socket that comes with a TV set.

40. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying.

I'm not afraid of thousands of people blocking me, I'm just afraid of surrendering myself.