the Monkey King once organized and led a criminal gang of underworld nature, snared many social idlers in Huaguoshan, and engaged in various illegal activities, which caused extremely bad influence and seriously destroyed the local social order. In the process of arrest, he repeatedly violently resisted the law and openly challenged our heaven. Our heavenly court showed great restraint, and made progress by retreating, which greatly dealt a blow to its arrogance. Finally, it was arrested and sent to the Western Heaven for ideological re-education.
Zhu Bajie used to be the director of Tianhe Water Resources Bureau. After getting drunk at the public banquet, Chang 'e plans to record at the front desk of Guanghan Palace and then tell the Heaven. When the relevant departments of heaven investigated the matter, Pig Bajie received a gold seal fee of 12, yuan, but his ugly behavior was finally exposed. Because of his repentance and repentance, the heaven gave him a lighter punishment according to the facts of the crime and considering his temporary attempt.
bodhisattva, I really quit! At least I am also the three princes of the West Sea Dragon King! Along the way, let my master ride me, but as long as the master meets a beautiful woman and wants a lift, he pulls her onto me and walks with me. Many times, he rode me with that woman and went to an uninhabited and secluded place to play Ma Zhen! The most annoying thing is that the names given to me by Master and several senior brothers are disgusting. If you don't call me Bai Longma properly, you will call me Bai Mengmeng
Wukong! You throw monkeys here! Thanks to your mother and uncle, how can you scold you for being a teacher! How many times have I told you * * *, but after the banshee catches me, wait for my signal, wait for my signal to save me! Don't laugh! Look at being a teacher. Every time I suddenly break into you, you will feel shocked and soft. Do it a few times, and I'm afraid I can't teach them any more. How sad! Wukong loves disciples. Look at the teacher's tears and swear it won't happen again, okay?
Guanyin Bodhisattva, you cancelled the accounts of the black bear monster, the green lion monster and the yellow-browed old demon. We can't afford it. You sent us against the Tang Priest's disciples, but you raised their level so high. How can we fight them? The Monkey King, in particular, is well equipped, with high attribute points and good summoning skills. The most irritating thing is that physical attacks are invalid, fire attacks are immune, and magic attacks are immune. Don't say that we are alone, but we can't beat each other as a team! Do not say, go down, 88.
bajie! You idiot! All this has gone ten miles, so you can't change a song to hum! Keep singing "Praying for Buddha", look at Master crying!
Amitabha, monks don't lie. Mistress, you are indeed the most beautiful and sexy woman you have met since your trip to Dongtu. Look at your hair, hands, skin and feel.
benefactor, I'm from the eastern Tang Dynasty. Please stay here for one night. Please open the door, benefactor. Fuck!
Queen, I'm Sanzang. We have arrived in the lion camel country. I miss you and kiss you. Don't reply to text messages. It's inconvenient for the apprentice to be here. The classic quotation comes from:
You splash monkey, you don't respect the teacher, just in front of the spider essence, why do you want to make a leopard apron sexy? Why do you want to catch the teacher's spotlight? Shut up! I don't care if you are leopard print or tiger skin! Do you still know who you are? You are a complete releaser. Do you pretend to have hair in front of me? You see, you dyed your head
with yellow hair and a steel pipe, and you pretended to be a gangster. My mother haha, Ami camel Buddha, kind and kind, and a little rude as a teacher.
Wukong, let Bajie go into the water to catch the carp essence. Your water is not good. If you drown, how can you afford this salvage fee for your teacher? Oh, no, no, Bajie, it's okay. He will float.
Bajie, Wukong is not here. Go and make some vegetarian food. Wujing, you drink the horse first. Bajie, Bajie, come here. Remember! Go to the family we passed just now. Yes, it's a woman from a village with a child. When she became a teacher, she smelled the fragrance. She's making sauce elbow, which smells good! Go ahead, there's only one mother and son anyway. Give it or rob it! Go back!
Brother Monkey, did you propose to Zi Xia Fairy with this ring? You are really funny! No one will give a shit about you without a half carat diamond! At first, Chang 'e was ashamed. I said, Don't tell me if I love it or not. Look at the size of the diamond ring first! Alas, how realistic the fairy is now, ah, I tell you, this fairy, you want to kill her with a diamond brick, she didn't call for help!
hehe, the market here is really lively. I haven't passed such a bustling place for a long time. Hey, Wukong, look, those western babies who have been following us, with curly hair and big eyes, are so smart! It's really simple and cute, hahaha, Bajie, where's your rake? Ah Wujing, where are our luggage? Ah! Where's my Bai Longma?
Wukong, Bajie and Wujing came from being teachers. This is by no means a responsibility to the teacher, but can't you forget my teaching? You and my master and apprentice are Buddhists, so avoid more. Don't steal, don't talk nonsense, don't be malicious, don't be greedy, don't be crazy, you should always remember it in your heart! If you don't learn by yourself, how can you achieve positive results? Ok, ask you for the teacher, who is * * *! Last night, when I was sleeping for my teacher, I quietly served the food?
Look, Brother Sha, catch the cockroach essence. Will Brother Monkey invite the immortals? Seriously, ah, so many times, you. Have you ever seen a monkey catch a demon? Every time, I shouted to the goblin: Don't go! There is a kind of you don't go! I blow my whistle and let people kill you! Cut, most people who fart! Hey, look how many immortals came up today. Oh, and some people riding brooms. Wow, they all shouted "Heaven Sanitation Man".
。 Wukong! Hugh is rude! Oh, the old man, the poor monk is from the Tang Dynasty in the East. Passing by here today, I wonder if the old man can open the convenient door. Old man, please don't insult me again. The poor monk apologizes for his apprentice. Old man, please don't pestle the poor monk with a cane. Please calm down the old guy and try again. Oh, fuck Goku! Cut him! When Bajie realizes that you are going up, your teeth will knock out your eyes, and your blind legs will be discounted! Great!
Wukong bastard! Don't do it! Those donors are not monsters, and the words are complete. How can you teach repeatedly and casually? Oh, they are Amitabha's businessmen who buy land and build buildings ―― Wujing, who helps teachers get the five Buddha crowns; Wukong, lend the golden hoop to the teacher! No, Bajie, give me your rake!
here it comes! The idiot Bajie was right. Brother Sha is really good at giving birth to man show! You didn't go to alms, but went to the Internet cafe. He posted on the forum when I sneaked in as a flying insect! What is a rough and handsome boy who travels late in the country, huge PP, please hit it lightly?
Ahahaha! Monks in the Tang Dynasty are polite! I am the county magistrate of our county. These 25 colleagues are the deputy heads of our county. Oh, more than 1 people outside are county assistants. In exchange for customs articles? Don't worry. First of all, please invite the monks of the Tang Dynasty and four disciples to join me in the Yingge Garden above the county government for entertainment? Sure! Everything is yesterday's eldest daughter. Safe! Absolutely safe! It was opened by my own uncle and brother ...
Daughter King MSN signature: long surname Tang, sweet to sorrow.
Brother Monkey, did you propose to Zi Xia Fairy with this ring? You are really funny! No one will give a shit about you without a half carat diamond! At first, Chang 'e was ashamed. I said, Don't tell me if I love it or not. Look at the size of the diamond ring first! Alas, how realistic the fairy is now, ah, I tell you, this fairy, you want to kill her with a diamond brick, she didn't call for help!
Wukong, you are all right! Wake up! Bajie Wu Jing, don't run! Come back and save the teacher! Don't fight! Don't fight! The poor monk really went to the Western Heaven to seek truth from the scriptures. Just come here to change customs documents at yamen? Ah! Yes! That's customs clearance, not tip-offs. Those are my apprentices! We really don't have a group visit!
Wukong, bring a purple and gold bowl and chopsticks to the teacher. Wujing, go to the kitchen and see if Bajie is ripe. The classic quotation comes from:
Master, just get on the horse. What figure can you keep by taking these two steps? A monk, what kind of idol are you pretending to be? You see, you sent Monkey to pick wild fruits again. Can you die if you improve your food? My existence has fully demonstrated that vegetarianism can't lose weight.
dear friends say, if you love, please love deeply. At this moment, I was in tears. Although I said to myself more than once: Jade Rabbit Essence, you must be happy! However, he is a man like the wind, crushing my elegant dignity and leaving me alone like fireworks, okay? Elder Tang, will there be a banshee in the Western Heaven to love you for me?
Wu Jing, look, you don't drink horses. You take selfies with your mobile phone. I told the teacher that your face is big and wide, and your beard is luxuriant. No matter how much you pout, you won't kawaii. Come on, take some photos for me and teach you some shapes of scissorhands.
Bajie, your brother has been driven back to Huaguoshan by me, but you are so embarrassed! Don't change your bad habit of being a leader in heaven before heaven! For the teacher to let you go into the cave to explore the details of the leprechaun, you stole a Chinese-style chest covering! Bad guys! I have long known that being a teacher like this should be renamed the Nine Commandments! Show it to the teacher. Is it original?