A signature: Self-deprecation is a funny way of life. When your living ability is worthy of the awesomeness you brag about, it is funny, otherwise it will be a true portrayal of your living situation. Below are the funny signatures of Xunxian that I edited for everyone. If you also like these funny signatures, then come here to take a look. Xunxian Funny Signature Selection

1) If the Great Wall turned into a swimming pool, would you choose to come here to escape the heat?

2) If a man abandons a person who regards him as his life woman, then he will meet a woman who treats him like a dog.

3) I am destined to be a peach blossom for the rest of my life! You are destined to be alone for the rest of your life.

4) I will tell you with happiness that I can live happily without you.

5) Labor and management are not Cao Cao, they just do what they say.

6) I am not your mother, I cannot praise you, and I have no energy to care about you.

7) Love is poisonous, so go all the way.

8) Bitch, if you dare to make my woman cry, I will make your man bleed.

9) It is too late to appreciate something until it is lost.

10) How much time do I have to waste? How many friends are there to comfort me?

A complete collection of Xunxian's funny signatures

1) Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is always lighting a fire and smoking at the same time.

2) Be content and happy forever.

3) It is better to smile proudly than to shed humble tears.

4) When typing in Baidu, is there anyone funnier than me? Baidu shows that there is no such person.

5) My Buddha is compassionate. If the Buddha does not destroy you, I will destroy you.

6) The mountain does not explain its height, which does not affect its towering clouds.

7) Sister, I won’t cry or make trouble, but I’m waiting for you to kneel down and beg me.

8) Love is like a sea, what falls are living people and what floats up are corpses.

9) The blooming of cherry blossoms lies in withering, and withering is the most publicized beauty.

10) Study should be added, pride should be subtracted, opportunities should be multiplied, and laziness should be eliminated.

11) Life is a journey, only buy one-way tickets, not return tickets.

12) There is no loser in the world, unless you don’t want to win.

13) There are no faults in life, only mistakes.

14) The wedding day is coming, brothers in China have money to live in an apartment, but have no money to live in a small house.

15) No longer asking why, women must understand? Either be cruel or get out!?

16) Love is two injured people leaning on each other to heal.

17) A mobile phone can give me a sense of security, and novels can make me addicted, so what can you give me?

18) What belongs to me, I am afraid that I will give it to you, you Can't even hold it steady.

19) When my sister becomes the president of the country one day, her first order will be to invite those who intentionally harm girls to the prison to drink tea and chat with the wall.

20) Just want to catch it and refuse to give up. A life that gives up will be more free and easy.

21) Life is an art of painting without rubber.

22) If you show affection, we will be at war with each other.

23) Do you really take yourself seriously? I can tell you clearly that you are just an ant.

24) Love is Hermes in reality, you can’t afford to get hurt!

25) As long as you face the sun, you will feel very happy.

26) If I am not in Jianghu, I am on my way to Jianghu.

27) Destroy when you get it, regret when you lose it.

28) It’s my thing, how can I give it to others? It’s my woman, how can I not cherish myself?

29) I looked at their young faces and saw that That's who I used to be.

30) What cannot be reached is forever, what cannot be forgotten is the past.

31) Not every time you get lost, you can find your way back. Not every regret can start from scratch.

32) People who are passionately in love are fools, and people who are lovelorn are poets.

33) If there is light, it must be far away. I am the sun and I don’t need to rely on anyone’s light.

34) Mistress, thank you for picking up the remaining shoes I wore, saving me the trouble of finding a place to throw them away.

35) If you dare to take root in my heart, I will root you out!

36) Maybe jealous people still have too little.

37) Meeting you in my lifetime has cost me all my luck.

38) There is a kind of love called letting go, and there is a kind of pain after letting go.

39) Originally, my dream was to become a top student, but now I just want to stop studying.