Irrigation is to publish or reply to many articles intentionally or unintentionally in a short period of time, greatly increasing the number of posts or posts.

What are the benefits of irrigation?

In the process of irrigation, the irrigator can skillfully operate the keyboard and get a large number of posts or posts, which is very conducive to improving popularity. In some places, he can also get corresponding rewards, such as downloading or X-coin rewards. Moreover, irrigation can make your fingers get considerable exercise.

What are the disadvantages of the third irrigation?

Irrigation may affect other people and make them have a bad impression on you. Irrigation in inappropriate places may be punished, such as warning, deduction of points, deletion of ID, etc ... And long-term irrigation will degrade the parts other than fingers, which will easily lead to fatigue, eye fatigue, backache, neck pain and so on. ..

Chapter II Irrigation Preparation

First computer

Do you use pots and water for irrigation? Please go to the Tarim Basin for land reclamation ... Let's talk about computer configuration first ... You need at least 64M RAM, otherwise there will be problems in opening the page. As long as the CPU can support the opening of WIN98, of course, the higher the configuration, the better, but pay attention to the fact that people with good computers do not necessarily need irrigation.

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1. Basic knowledge

The location, that is, the location where you choose to irrigate, is usually on BBS. No one will be bored enough to irrigate themselves and themselves in the text documents of their own machines, will they? Someone asked if QQ counts, of course not. It's called chatting, not watering. It's called water mark.

2. Number of people in the forum

If you don't pour water in a few BBS, will someone pour water in one BBS and another person be bored? If the answer is no, please go to the crowded BBS. If the answer is yes, I suggest you use QQ, MSN and other chat software. As for the BBS with many people, the general posting time is 30 seconds. Some people may ask, isn't it better to have no time limit? Yes, but it will only lead to meaningless irrigation. ...

3.3 speed. Bulletin board system

The speed of site selection is very important. First of all, the connection speed should be fast, otherwise it will affect the speed and enthusiasm of irrigation. ...

4. Stability

How would you feel if you saw "This page cannot be displayed" for several hours a day? Therefore, the stability of a forum host becomes very important. If you lose the forum data once every three or two days, you probably won't go to the forum, right? As to which forum to choose, people have different opinions. Of course, you can also go to multiple forums. ..

Step 5 irrigate the atmosphere

There are a lot of people, but no one pours water or just talks, so we should emphasize this point. If a forum is flooded for 24 hours, then the waters of this forum are successful, and this forum is a successful forum that can retain people.

The third network

How can I irrigate water if I have a computer but can't access the Internet? Me neither. Just choose a better network. Conditions vary from place to place, so it's hard to have a standard, but please change it to one that uses 56K to surf the Internet, otherwise the speed of opening the web page is really flattering ... It may not be a problem to open one, but a successful water king needs to irrigate multiple pages at the same time, which requires higher network requirements. The standard configuration is 5 12K ADSL, and the network speed is of course as fast as possible.

Article 4 periphery

1. Comfortable seats

Because irrigation is a long and arduous battle, a good seat, whether it is a chair or a bed, as long as it is comfortable. But it shouldn't be too comfortable. If it's too comfortable, it's easy to feel tired and then fall asleep.

2. Enough food

During irrigation, you need to have enough food to prevent you from starving. It is unwise to find food when you are hungry and cook some takeout. Before irrigation, we should reserve enough dry food at the scheduled irrigation time to satisfy our hunger. As for what kind of food to choose, it is also necessary. Instant noodles, biscuits, soda, oranges and other foods are not ideal irrigation reserves. Instant noodles need to be cooked, it takes time, and dry eating hurts the stomach. But the cookies look good on the surface. Then you will do that time-consuming thing to prove that you haven't enough irrigation consciousness. The surface of frozen soda looks fine, but long-term irrigation will make soda cool and warm soda not taste good. The worst thing about drinking soda is that drinking too much may upset your stomach. The problem is that you can't go to the toilet. You can drink soda, but you must first ensure that the toilet is full. If you can't guarantee it, don't drink it. Speaking of which, I think we all understand why we shouldn't eat oranges. Yes, because we are going to peel oranges. If you say you can eat them without peeling them, I'm fine with it, and I'm fine with you eating pineapple and durian. Specially recommended foods are bread, distilled water from twigs (boughs will go to the toilet if they drink too much) and washed apples. ...

3. Enough clothes

Because it will be hot during the day and cold at night, especially at four or five o'clock in the morning, leaving a healthy body is the basis of irrigation.

4. Refreshing drinks

Needless to say, coffee or tea generally depends on personal circumstances. Why not include it in the second point? Because the use is different!

5. Garbage bags or trash cans

The purpose is to throw away unwanted rubbish. If you have to move your body every time you throw garbage, it's really not worthwhile. Every time you waste a little time, it will accumulate ... hehe. ...

6. A basin of water and a towel

When hydrating, hands and faces usually become greasy and uncomfortable, so it is a hygienic habit to wipe your face and hands with a wet towel, and dry your hands can get twice the result with half the effort.

7. Mobile phone

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8. Others

Because everyone's situation is different, it is impossible to describe them all. Let's adjust it according to our own situation.

Chapter III Primary Irrigation Class

The first is to find a place for irrigation.

Usually, when you come to a strange place, you should first find a place where the rules allow irrigation. Usually BBS has places where you can irrigate, usually waters. The author also found many non-water pages that can be irrigated. People build roads and water them. "I bet I know I'm lucky. I know I can irrigate."

Second, read the rules carefully

Usually, there are many loopholes in the rules and regulations of water areas, and some loopholes are conducive to irrigation. The author posted 1000 on a BBS one night, and found that his reputation was detained the next day, so he showed it to the moderator. The rules and regulations don't say that he can't fight with each other. After a quarrel, he finally helped me to add my prestige back, but immediately added this. So those who are familiar with the rules and regulations always have the initiative.

Article 3 Name, head portrait and signature

A good name, head portrait and signature are the basis of irrigation. For example, a beautiful MM can attract a group of handsome guys to chat and pour water, and an interesting and lovely avatar can make others remember your existence more easily ... As for how to choose, it depends on everyone's eyes. ...

Article 4 reply

Reply is always the fastest way to add posts. Modifying exceptions and replying according to rules are the basis of irrigation.

Article 5 reply

Don't make meaningless replies, such as "top", "good" and "very good", which will give people the impression that they are just passers-by Try to reply accurately, especially when you are new.

Article 6 is called?

If your account number is "the first thunderbolt in the world, the invincible monster, hahaha" or "ABCDEFGG", then you must think of a simpler name when introducing yourself, such as AA, BB, CC and so on. Others don't have time to type such a long string of things to address you, which is not conducive to communication. ..

Chapter IV Irrigation Intermediate Class

The first rule is to find the target.

Usually there will be experts in the places where irrigation is carried out. It is necessary to target these experts. Only with the goal can we make progress, and it is also very necessary to learn from each other's irrigation methods.

Article 2 make friends.

After pouring water for a while, you will naturally meet many friends, some long-term, some short-term, and some passing by. Of course, they are people who are resident in the forum. Usually, they will be those who post a lot and get high scores. Learning from them is the only way to pour water. Friends can introduce you to more friends and gradually consolidate your position in the forum.

Article 3 factions

Usually when the waters develop for a certain period of time, gangs appear. There are many forms of gangs, some are known by brothers and sisters, some are known by relatives, and more are commensurate with husband and wife. In this case, you will join a gang, and making more friends is another advantage of cliques. Generally, after meeting with gang members, there will be more topics, which is conducive to irrigation ... Of course, anything is also a kind of irrigation.

Article 4 Release

Why do you post in the intermediate class instead of the elementary class? It's simple. Posting is a skill that beginners can't fully play. Posting is effective only if there are many friends who irrigate. Usually, people who irrigate a forum will not deliberately post for a new person unless there are special circumstances.

Chapter V Advanced Irrigation Class

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Usually, the irrigation speed at this time is very fast, but it is not enough and needs to be improved. At this time, it is necessary to exploit the loopholes in the system, find bugs in the system, and give you tips. Usually F5, backspace, CTRL+C, V, etc. Are necessary irrigation techniques.

The second content

The increase of speed will inevitably make the content empty, so exercise yourself to read the post quickly. The keys of page up, page down, home and end are very necessary. Empty irrigation without content will not last long, so irrigation with content is a long-term solution.

Article 3 Multi-window irrigation

Hold down the SHIFT key and click the link to open it in a new window. This technology can improve the irrigation speed. If a time-limited forum allows you to browse new pages faster, switch to the previous window and use ALT+TAB. This hotkey can also achieve good irrigation effect.

Article 4 Reply to key information

One person and many people can't reply to all the messages, all they can do is reply to some messages, so it is a very important habit to choose key messages to reply.

Article 5 Endurance

This is the most critical part of irrigation. Only persistent irrigation is the real irrigation, and the strong have their own hands. The author also witnessed the process of a newcomer becoming a water king in a forum. It is understood that he only sleeps for 4 hours every day, and the rest of the time is basically irrigation ... His only trick is "persistence".

Article 6 Improvement

That is to improve the above skills, develop more hotkeys, explore more bugs and cultivate your endurance. ...

The seventh chapter got the talent.

This is a terrible state, which can only be achieved by a few people with strong spirit and perseverance to win. This kind of people can be called BT, because as long as it is their favorite forum, it will be more painful than the 7th Army submerged by Guan Yunchang in a short time, and irrigation experts will frantically improve their reputation and the number of posts in a short time. The whole forum knows. What is terrible is not this, but his endurance. Because of his amazing irrigation speed and long-term persistence, the psychology of competition will lead everyone in the whole water area to irrigate crazily, resulting in the "golden irrigation period" Generally speaking, there are two situations, either a talent leaves the forum in large proportion and stays away from others, or another talent inspired by him emerges from the forum and another "golden age" appears ... Another terrible thing about a talented person is that he will lose himself and ignore everything in reality. Mixing the internet with reality is completely inseparable from the internet. My health is getting worse and worse, and there are more and more online friends. Real friends are getting more and more alienated and divorced from reality. During SARS, they will buy bread and water. During the period of bird flu, take-out was called boiled chicken and sauce chicken. They will think that Yao Ming has moved to Manchester United and believe that China football has reached the final. So I suggest you go to an advanced class at most. If you become a talent, don't care. ...

What do you mean "irrigation"!

About irrigation

I. Irrigation types:

1. I'm bored browsing the internet. I've said everything I need to say and done everything I need to do. But I always feel that there is nothing to do, so I water the flowers to kill time.

2. vent what unpleasant things you encounter in reality or on the internet, and feel uncomfortable. Fill your head with water and pour it out at once.

Pranks have no purpose, just want to make a scene and have fun.

4. Greet everyone kindly and see if there are any friends online.

5. It's totally BBS's fault to increase the experience value! Invented such a thing as empirical value (although it has no practical use)

6. I like to talk more to attract everyone's attention and satisfy my vanity.

7. Chatting is too lazy to go to the chat room, and as soon as you meet like-minded friends, you will immediately cheat away.

8. As the name implies, making trouble is a malicious act and an extreme means to retaliate against someone or something.

9. Conspiracy (or conspiracy theory): Speak with a certain purpose and do some preparatory work for achieving a certain purpose in the future.

(For example, apply to be the moderator of a certain edition or increase the popularity and influence for the smooth development of related work in the future, etc. ...

Second, irrigation skills

The grades of emitters are high or low, and the taste of water poured out is different. Some are bitter, and no one wants to drink them at all. Some water is sweet, and everyone thinks it comes from My Sweetie after drinking it.

Some are wet, everyone needs them very much, and they are extremely thirsty. Some are so full that everyone can't finish drinking, and they may still be wet. Some still can't tell what it tastes like.

Everyone tastes great. What kind of water is poured out by people? As for the taste of water, it depends on the skill of the irrigator! Generally speaking, irrigation skills are divided into three levels: junior novice, intermediate expert and advanced killer.

1. Primary irrigation: This level of irrigation does not require any technology. Irrigator is a typical novice level with simple mind. Usually the articles they publish are easy for people to know at a glance that they are irrigation.

Besides, the taste of this water is so bad that most people don't even want to touch it. There is nothing to say unless it is very similar. The ID of these rookies basically won't live long, because they will soon be exposed and killed by people (moderators). The following categories are typical beginners.

A.tell everyone that you are watering. For example, "I'm watering", "whether the moderator is here or not, I'll water it", "I'll water it" and so on. ....

B. When answering other people's articles, there are no words, only some hem, hem, hem, hem, hem, hem, hem, hem, hem and hem. Sometimes there is not even a word. Just posting to increase experience value.

C published many articles with titles in one breath, occupying many pages, but the articles were meaningless, almost no one was willing to reply, and even caused resentment from others.

D. respond crazily to many things in your own or others' articles that have no practical meaning or words. I have seen several people posting nearly a thousand posts together, hehe. ......

E. Swearing posts, such as "fxxx", "Cao ..." [Peruvian place name] Chao ... "And so on ... are also unpleasant.

F. advertisers. The basic consequence is that they are all brushed. ......

F spread your feelings completely boring, such as "depressed …", "I'm so bored …", "Nobody cares about me …", "Don't worry, let's fill a pot …" and so on.

2. Intermediate irrigation: This level of irrigation is usually difficult to handle. Their quality is relatively high and their thoughts are relatively lively. They are familiar with the basic law of the community and other relevant laws and regulations. They know how to grasp the edge. It is difficult for you to see whether he irrigates in general. Even if you know he is watering sometimes, you can't help it. If you dare to delete his post, he will argue with you with relevant regulations. Then he will giggle with you. It makes you laugh and cry. The most headache for all moderators is the intermediate master level. Their ID will generally live for a long time, because they know how to protect themselves and are not easy to be killed. The water they fill is bitter, sweet and moist, but it is often too full, which makes everyone full. The following conditions are their characteristics:

A. Ask some novice questions in some technical fields, but pretend not to understand. For example, "What are the good Internet cafes in Guangzhou?" "Can I use the account number 163 to access 169?" ..... After asking, I looked at others and laughed to myself. .....

B. You can see him in every edition, and only two or three related posts will be published in each place, which will bring you considerable income at the end of the day.

C. groan for sympathy and find a topic to talk to others. For example, "My cat is broken ..." "My girlfriend broke up with me ..." In fact, his cat may have just been bought by his girlfriend, and she is playing with him. ...

D. Seeing other people's problems is like a cat meeting a mouse, and he quickly goes over to solve them "enthusiastically". Sometimes his patience can't even be believed by himself (with a bad starting point but beneficial behavior), and he usually hits it off with those who whine or pretend to be pigs to eat tigers and become long-term good friends. ..

E. use the topic. As soon as something small happens, he immediately has something to talk about, big or small. "It's none of his business, hang high" has never been his motto (I don't know in reality)

F. When discussing in some current political and ideological debates, he expressed some so-called views that are neither salty nor light. In fact, he has never thought about some problems himself, just joining in the fun. He is not interested in the development of democracy, autocratic sovereignty, personality, economy, stock market, financial supervision and national economic development. When he looks at more and more experiences, he is most concerned and happiest.

G. Discuss related topics, and then publish your own advertisements skillfully, or advertise the three-level advertisements of the websites you want to promote in your signature. Anyway, there is no rule that there can't be anything in the signature.

3. Senior killer: Not many people can reach this level, all of them are elites. Generally speaking, they are all related. In the network, they are old executives or moderators in charge of network management. In reality, maybe some important people are doing something important. Their quality and IQ are first-class, their experiences in reality and online are very rich, their views on things are profound, and they have their own way of life and doing things. Besides, they are a little different from normal people. They may be willful, or they may be famous on the Internet or in reality. It can be seen in many places or websites. Many people will know him, but he may not know who the other person is-to some extent, this has become a celebrity effect.

Their articles are generally very interesting, very interesting, and have a special taste, which can make people savor it carefully and leave you with endless aftertaste. No matter the length of the article, it is a kind of fun, an inspiration and a kind of teaching for everyone, which can mobilize everyone's * * *. Even if you accidentally pour the water, make a little mischief and create a little atmosphere, it will make people feel that the water belongs to My Sweetie, and sometimes even other moderators have to give him some face to pour it. ...

But unfortunately, there are not many such killers now ... The forum should warmly welcome such irrigation experts.